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things the clueless do and say .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On a night out my friend who was in his very late 50s at the time was asked by a women he had been chating to all night if you would like to come back to her place for a coffee he promptly replied no thanks I only drink tea.
The things the clueless say and do hay.  |
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My friend (who IS a driver) once asked me if those yellow bumpy lines on the approach to a roundabout were "so that the blind people knew they were coming up to a roundabout when they were driving" ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me sons friend when learning to drive was asked by the instructor to go straight over at the next roundabout. Yep you guessed it. Destroyed the flower bed he did.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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on my driving test the examiner asked me to pull over and answer some questions,
1) we have just passed a road sign, what did it say ?
A) New Cheshire potatoes £3 a sack.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"on my driving test the examiner asked me to pull over and answer some questions,
1) we have just passed a road sign, what did it say ?
A) New Cheshire potatoes £3 a sack. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once a woman I knew broke down crying telling me her husband had died.
I responded by saying "come on it will be good"
What an idiot"
Shouldnt laugh but thats funny.  |
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I sent a young lad who works for me to the shop a few weeks ago and told him to get me 10 benson and hedges and if they didn't have those bring me anything , AND THIS IS THE TRUTH he bought me a mini pork pie back!( no cigs)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I heard my neighbour had died, I sent his wife a text msg, saying, " I am so sorry about steve, if you want anything, just give me a call, LOL xxx
I really did think it meant lots of love |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard my neighbour had died, I sent his wife a text msg, saying, " I am so sorry about steve, if you want anything, just give me a call, LOL xxx
I really did think it meant lots of love "
No way it gets better an better |
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"I sent a young lad who works for me to the shop a few weeks ago and told him to get me 10 benson and hedges and if they didn't have those bring me anything , AND THIS IS THE TRUTH he bought me a mini pork pie back!( no cigs) "
I nearly pissed myself when I read that |
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"I sent a young lad who works for me to the shop a few weeks ago and told him to get me 10 benson and hedges and if they didn't have those bring me anything , AND THIS IS THE TRUTH he bought me a mini pork pie back!( no cigs) "
My sister was sent to get non drip fat. The shop assistant helped her search the shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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2 local rugby players came in my flowershop on valentines day, one said if I buy my bird a dozen roses, do you guarantee she will give me a blow job,
I said no, but if she doesn't come back and I will. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sent a young lad who works for me to the shop a few weeks ago and told him to get me 10 benson and hedges and if they didn't have those bring me anything , AND THIS IS THE TRUTH he bought me a mini pork pie back!( no cigs)
I nearly pissed myself when I read that "
I did. Best one so far |
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"I sent a young lad who works for me to the shop a few weeks ago and told him to get me 10 benson and hedges and if they didn't have those bring me anything , AND THIS IS THE TRUTH he bought me a mini pork pie back!( no cigs) "
3 million on the dole and I get him!  |
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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"On a night out my friend who was in his very late 50s at the time was asked by a women he had been chating to all night if you would like to come back to her place for a coffee he promptly replied no thanks I only drink tea.
The things the clueless say and do hay. "
A female friend of our's asked her husband "why do police cars have numbets on their roof " he explained its for the helecopters, "that must be difficult landing on a car roof " she replied.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a young lad working with me at schipol airport in amsterdam on a new terminal, i said go to the stores and get me a new bubble for the level, left handed phillips screw driver and a light bulb for the lazer level, he was not amused as the dutch bosses were laughing their tits off aswell as the other lads, he then told me to get the stuff myself newt time ! |
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