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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is on one of those vertical stands so upright!!
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Oh way to confusing first thing in the morning 
I would fight with it and make such a noise .
I go to the loo with only one eye open ya know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ours is a simple household, our toilet roll has to be positioned .... in the bathroom, and not in the feckin airing cupboard!!!
Dunnit just drive ya insane when you've sat down, pebbeldashed everything within a 10' radius, then picked up the wife's copy of Heat and knocked one out over some celeb bird who's famous for not getting 'em out but then let a nipple slip whilst coming out of some swanky London niteclub totally wankered!...
...And then..... and then!!! .... you reach for the bog roll and there's none left!! She's downstairs in the kitchen with Chris fookin Evans blaring out the radio and can't hear ya desperate pleas for assistance (or maybe she can! evil... E..V..I..L..!!) and you're left sitting there, with nothing to wipe yer arse on, and the hustle is getting up, and ya bumhole is getting sore from the ammonia wafting up from the bowl, and that's when you hit on the brainstorm of an idea to see what's in the little 12" high bin you always called a waste of space in the past but right now it looks like a fookin oasis in a desert. You reach for it, open the lid, and.....and..... FUCKIN COTTON WOOL BALLS!!! BOLLOX!!!
Here's a tip for future reference fellas:
2" round cotton wool balls contract to about 1/16 of an inch when saturated, so to do an effective job of wiping ya arse you'll need approx 3,750 per wipe.
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