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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think men should train their penis to be more entertaining for times when it is not required for sex. Some ideas I am pondering…

Using two jubilee clips to attach a table tennis paddle… I think two naked men with paddles on their penis playing ping-pong would be entertaining to watch.

Sock puppets would be a fairly easy one… along with the elephant impression.

There must be plenty more uses for a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol i just dont know why they cant be trained to wash ,iron cook and clean they will be well rewarded

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol i just dont know why they cant be trained to wash ,iron cook and clean they will be well rewarded "

A dick pushing a hoover...........

Oohhhh, that was Jason on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t they already use it out with sex?

I honestly thought that’s where men’s brains were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Go and see puppetry of the penis...buy the book and teach em to make things with it

Very entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could lie in your veggy patch and grow your beans up it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I paint a clockface on my ball bag then stand in the corner of the room...

Hey Presto a novelty Cuckoo clock...You should see the Vicars face when I hit the hour...

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A bangle stand….. which twirls the bangles when you play music... like one of those dancing daisy things.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A bangle stand….. which twirls the bangles when you play music... like one of those dancing daisy things."
where do ya stick the key to wind it up???

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"A bangle stand….. which twirls the bangles when you play music... like one of those dancing daisy things.where do ya stick the key to wind it up???

Wind it up!

Whoops... just got to go and retrieve 4 AA batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

psssssssst, did you hear Polo got arrested????

I think she was being charged with assault and battery,

sorry, i'll get my coat

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"psssssssst, did you hear Polo got arrested????

I think she was being charged with assault and battery,

sorry, i'll get my coat

You'll be getting the batteries if you're not careful!

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

There was a show doing the rounds a couple of years back called 'pupetry of the penis' two guys naked on stage doing all sorts of things was very entertaining but also eye watering for us guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a a troup of guys that tour clubs etc making different shapes out of their scrotums. Each guy has his own 'special' shape but one guy can make his scrotum look like the Eiffel Tower.... it's a proper eiffel, I can tell ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a show doing the rounds a couple of years back called 'pupetry of the penis' two guys naked on stage doing all sorts of things was very entertaining but also eye watering for us guys."

That's the one I meant!! lol.. I should read the entire thread before posting!!!

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