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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are the best and worst openers you have had on fab?! (bracing myself)

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By *oxerjoshleeMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I know you're straight but..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wuu2"

i struggled to formulate a suitable reply.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would have thought he was inquiring about what level you were up to on candy crush. Therefore I would have told a white lie and added a few more on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you get cum out of your arse after anal

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

? That's the worst lol have had lots of great ones though to balance x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just jumping in my car and coming down your way now. Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The back door & smashing ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv got and lube, fancy coming over mate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many! But this one would top them all as an opener; "Would you put on a nappy for me, use it and let me change you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best, ie most impressive, one i got was from a mindreader. She said "You must be fucking joking."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy with a tiny micro cock (1 inch erect) asked if I would meet him at a well known luxury hotel, humiliate him, slap him then urinate over his chest.

Nice introduction.

I of course, declined on that occasion!

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