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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just walking around ASDA the other day, looking for herbs and spices.
On the same rack as the herbs and spices was a packet of "Shitake Mushrooms"
Now there's an unfortunate title if ever there was one.
definately doesn't make me fancy any on my tea plate loll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this thread is great who ever wrote it must be a fungi
sorry couldnt resist
What - kept in the dark and fed a load of shitake????"
sounds like a normal sat nite lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they dont have them in our asda as all there shelves are full, so there isnt mush-room....i,ll get me coat"
whey hey ...some1 else with a sense of humour lol
xxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mushrooms play havoc with my system, last time I had some the glands in my neck were all swollen, I could not do my shirt collar up for a week
After that happened I had an idea and rubbed wild mushrooms on my penis to try and make it bigger, but it did not work and just made it smell of soil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is shitake the same as bukkake, just with the bodily fluids coming from a different place?...
...nah, it can't be or else cum would be called bukk, although I have heard that noise issuing from the recipient female sometimes... usually just before she shouts, "you fucker! you promised you wouldn't!!" |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"What you saying... were all fat and need some kind of colonic irrigation maybe...
Ehh... Ehhh lol.."
I'll colonically irrigate you Mr Notts.....
Would be my pleasure (maddie rubs hands with glee and cackles)
But can't be til after last exam on 18th! |
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