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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"And no, a knife is not an acceptible answer. Or a pulse, lol.
After the initial physical attraction for me its a sense of humour, I love someone who can make me laugh/smile."
Money!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And no, a knife is not an acceptible answer. Or a pulse, lol.
After the initial physical attraction for me its a sense of humour, I love someone who can make me laugh/smile."
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Probably agree with you on that one!  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"And no, a knife is not an acceptible answer. Or a pulse, lol.
After the initial physical attraction for me its a sense of humour, I love someone who can make me laugh/smile."
Damn it I've got no chance  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
And no, a knife is not an acceptible answer. Or a pulse, lol.
After the initial physical attraction for me its a sense of humour, I love someone who can make me laugh/smile.
Money!
Damn it I've got no chance again! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"naughty boy looks, chivalry and the ablity to kiss and melt me "
blimey I'm always naughty (not sure I look like a naughty boy though) I do always hold the doors open for the ladies (does that count as chivalry?) and I have been known to kiss a girl or two 
Things might be begining to look up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience 
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
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you forgot the abilty to tie a bloody good knot |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
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you forgot the abilty to tie a bloody good knot "
is that so he can tie the sheets together for the maiden to escape from the tower?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
.........................
you forgot the abilty to tie a bloody good knot
is that so he can tie the sheets together for the maiden to escape from the tower?
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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
.........................
you forgot the abilty to tie a bloody good knot
is that so he can tie the sheets together for the maiden to escape from the tower?
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yep "
Escape? From my evil clutches! I think not, fair maid! muuuuuhaaaaaaaaa  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So....
1) Sense of humour
2) Money
3) Huge cock
4) Eyes
5) Intelligence
6) Looks
7) Hygene
8) Pearly whites
9) Devilment
10) Chivalry
11) Experience
....sounds fair enough, I'm competing in University Challenge next week but I'm available the weekend after but you'll have to come to Agincourt where I'm defending my crown as Master Jouster/Knight of the Realm, that sorta thing. Then we can make off on my trusty steed (it's a white Mercedes saloon really, I had to forego the coupe as it doesn't have enough 'ballroom' in the driver's seat). When we get to my castle we can spend a couple of hours in my huge walk in hydropool. I know you'll enjoy it as the last lady I entertained there had a whale of a time.
There, just about covered it all I think, please form an orderly queue and sign below to start the application process.
.........................
you forgot the abilty to tie a bloody good knot
is that so he can tie the sheets together for the maiden to escape from the tower?
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yep
Escape? From my evil clutches! I think not, fair maid! muuuuuhaaaaaaaaa "
oh have i gotta dress up as a maid now as well ...i was thinking more...serving wench |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a guy who can iron and clean the cooker - without being told it needs cleaning. He also needs to be able to re-wire a house, be able to plumb a washer/dishwasher/bathroom suite & american style fridge freezer in. They must also be able to knock up a stud wall, add a new fitted kitchen and tile the floor and walls.
OMG Terry is like superman!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ladies ladies please,you all must have realised by now us men can multitask,so when a beautiful lady is put in front of us "like your selfs xx" we really only have one thing in mind and that;s boobies!!!!!!!!!!! xxx lol |
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