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My profile pic of my torso seems to get me quite a bit of interest but as soon as I send my mug shot I get blocked. So... it appears that my mother lied to me and I'm not handsome at all, she did drop me a few times as a kid but in fairness to her it's not easy holding a crack pipe and a baby at the same time.
Going to invest in a couple of paper bags.
And yes this is a look at me thread and yes I am looking for sympathy. |
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Maybe they think that your just too good looking for them?..
And that they think that they dont quite match up to your standed?? As you obviously look after your body..bambi x
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"Maybe they think that your just too good looking for them?..
And that they think that they dont quite match up to your standed?? As you obviously look after your body..bambi x
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That's it!!! My mother wasn't lying after all. People are scared off because I'm out of their league. Thanks bambi. |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people. 
Did you find your shoe?"
No sign of my shoe..... and to make things worse I've even lost a sock. I might start an angry thread moaning how hard it is being a single male with only one shoe. |
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"Maybe they think that your just too good looking for them?..
And that they think that they dont quite match up to your standed?? As you obviously look after your body..bambi x
That's it!!! My mother wasn't lying after all. People are scared off because I'm out of their league. Thanks bambi. "
gotta say it your just too dam sexy for some!!...smiles)) |
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I've got the face of a angel and the body of a god  just a pity the god is Buddha and I couldn't afford a good plastic sergen after I fell from heaven lol |
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"Maybe they think that your just too good looking for them?..
And that they think that they dont quite match up to your standed?? As you obviously look after your body..bambi x
That's it!!! My mother wasn't lying after all. People are scared off because I'm out of their league. Thanks bambi. gotta say it your just too dam sexy for some!!...smiles))"
It all makes sense now |
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"My profile pic of my torso seems to get me quite a bit of interest but as soon as I send my mug shot I get blocked. So... it appears that my mother lied to me and I'm not handsome at all, she did drop me a few times as a kid but in fairness to her it's not easy holding a crack pipe and a baby at the same time.
Going to invest in a couple of paper bags.
And yes this is a look at me thread and yes I am looking for sympathy. "
Same here bud. But you get no sympathy lol |
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"I get a far more positive reaction to my face pics these days ever since I took a shot at smiling 
I think you could be right at that one. I need to shake off the serious thug look. "
Truth be told I think I'm better looking with my 'serious/thoughtful' expression, but its easy to forget that a few messages aside, most ladies on here don't know you well enough to not read into such expressions as potentially hostile, so a warm, friendly smile is a much better way to show yourself. |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?"
Your stunning you fibber |
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"My profile pic of my torso seems to get me quite a bit of interest but as soon as I send my mug shot I get blocked. So... it appears that my mother lied to me and I'm not handsome at all, she did drop me a few times as a kid but in fairness to her it's not easy holding a crack pipe and a baby at the same time.
Going to invest in a couple of paper bags.
And yes this is a look at me thread and yes I am looking for sympathy. "
No need for paper bags, Could you maybe work on your defence so you don't get punched in the face so often ? |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body.
You talk a helluva lot of bollocks.
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Check boots do it for me no matter what you look like....hmmmm tad shallow but who cares  |
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"My profile pic of my torso seems to get me quite a bit of interest but as soon as I send my mug shot I get blocked. So... it appears that my mother lied to me and I'm not handsome at all, she did drop me a few times as a kid but in fairness to her it's not easy holding a crack pipe and a baby at the same time.
Going to invest in a couple of paper bags.
And yes this is a look at me thread and yes I am looking for sympathy. "
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"There's nothing wrong with your face! Although it would be nice to see a pic of you smiling "
I'm a very serious person tho. I wouldn't smile on a meet so don't want to mislead anyone. Maybe I should add a pic of my cum face to add some variety. |
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"My profile pic of my torso seems to get me quite a bit of interest but as soon as I send my mug shot I get blocked. So... it appears that my mother lied to me and I'm not handsome at all, she did drop me a few times as a kid but in fairness to her it's not easy holding a crack pipe and a baby at the same time.
Going to invest in a couple of paper bags.
And yes this is a look at me thread and yes I am looking for sympathy. "
That's why I have photos of my face in my public photo's, they get to be disappointed straight away then |
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" That's why I have photos of my face in my public photo's, they get to be disappointed straight away then "
I'm like a northern rock mortgage. At first glance I seem like a good idea but once involved I fill you with feelings of regret. |
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"There's nothing wrong with your face! Although it would be nice to see a pic of you smiling
I'm a very serious person tho. I wouldn't smile on a meet so don't want to mislead anyone. Maybe I should add a pic of my cum face to add some variety. "
You wouldn't smile on a meet?! I'd have to place a bet that I could make you laugh  |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
No sign of my shoe..... and to make things worse I've even lost a sock. I might start an angry thread moaning how hard it is being a single male with only one shoe. "
I might head back up to Cupids later!
Serious eBay opportunities going on after the weekend!!
1. Single sock and shoe - ideal for the man who tried cutting his toenails with a chainsaw!
2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
3. iPhone 5 (chipped!) - possibly containing a variety of filthy photos.
Plus I'm sure many other items yet to be discovered!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
No sign of my shoe..... and to make things worse I've even lost a sock. I might start an angry thread moaning how hard it is being a single male with only one shoe.
I might head back up to Cupids later!
Serious eBay opportunities going on after the weekend!!
1. Single sock and shoe - ideal for the man who tried cutting his toenails with a chainsaw!
2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
3. iPhone 5 (chipped!) - possibly containing a variety of filthy photos.
Plus I'm sure many other items yet to be discovered! "
You forgot Superramfan's hat. I have that  |
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2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
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That should fetch a pretty penny too!..it wasn't exactly cheap that shirt! |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
No sign of my shoe..... and to make things worse I've even lost a sock. I might start an angry thread moaning how hard it is being a single male with only one shoe.
I might head back up to Cupids later!
Serious eBay opportunities going on after the weekend!!
1. Single sock and shoe - ideal for the man who tried cutting his toenails with a chainsaw!
2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
3. iPhone 5 (chipped!) - possibly containing a variety of filthy photos.
Plus I'm sure many other items yet to be discovered! "
Pair of blingy earrings..lost in the far corner in the cool room and a black flower out of my hair lol |
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"There's nothing wrong with your face! Although it would be nice to see a pic of you smiling
I'm a very serious person tho. I wouldn't smile on a meet so don't want to mislead anyone. Maybe I should add a pic of my cum face to add some variety.
You wouldn't smile on a meet?! I'd have to place a bet that I could make you laugh "
No seriously I don't. After the initial excitement, the feelings of guilt and the thought of disposing of the body creep in and I don't crack a smile for a few days after. |
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2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
That should fetch a pretty penny too!..it wasn't exactly cheap that shirt! "
Drop the club a line Ben - I'm sure Rubes can pick it up if they find it and bring it down to Kent!! Most places don't auction lost property for charity until Xmas!!
PS - would it fit me? I look quite good in black! |
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2. Black shirt - one previous careless owner from Southampton. possibly stained with a variety of bodily fluids depending on where it ended up. It was dark after all!
That should fetch a pretty penny too!..it wasn't exactly cheap that shirt!
Drop the club a line Ben - I'm sure Rubes can pick it up if they find it and bring it down to Kent!! Most places don't auction lost property for charity until Xmas!!
PS - would it fit me? I look quite good in black! "
It would go nice with your jeans too |
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"There's nothing wrong with your face! Although it would be nice to see a pic of you smiling
I'm a very serious person tho. I wouldn't smile on a meet so don't want to mislead anyone. Maybe I should add a pic of my cum face to add some variety.
You wouldn't smile on a meet?! I'd have to place a bet that I could make you laugh
No seriously I don't. After the initial excitement, the feelings of guilt and the thought of disposing of the body creep in and I don't crack a smile for a few days after. "
I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually! |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?"
Missy, I think you need to check of your pants are on fire you liar liar...you are gorgeous! |
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" I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually!
Awwww how sweet. You fancy meeting sometime?
Yeah sure "
Excellent. I'm picking up some essentials from the hardware store tomorrow -rope, shovel, axe. So anytime after that suits me. |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
Missy, I think you need to check of your pants are on fire you liar liar...you are gorgeous!"
EXCUSE ME!!! I started this thread to fish for compliments for me not others. |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
Missy, I think you need to check of your pants are on fire you liar liar...you are gorgeous!
EXCUSE ME!!! I started this thread to fish for compliments for me not others. "
Well,I have met her, not you so can not comment on you can I?  |
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" I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually!
Awwww how sweet. You fancy meeting sometime?
Yeah sure
Excellent. I'm picking up some essentials from the hardware store tomorrow -rope, shovel, axe. So anytime after that suits me. "
Don't forget the wheelbarrow, I'm not a light girl! |
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" I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually!
Awwww how sweet. You fancy meeting sometime?
Yeah sure
Excellent. I'm picking up some essentials from the hardware store tomorrow -rope, shovel, axe. So anytime after that suits me.
Don't forget the wheelbarrow, I'm not a light girl! "
That's what the axe is for. Carry you in pieces. |
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" I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually!
Awwww how sweet. You fancy meeting sometime?
Yeah sure
Excellent. I'm picking up some essentials from the hardware store tomorrow -rope, shovel, axe. So anytime after that suits me.
Don't forget the wheelbarrow, I'm not a light girl!
That's what the axe is for. Carry you in pieces. "
Oh of course. Why didn't I think of that! |
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" I'd rest well in my shallow grave in the knowledge that I made you smile eventually!
Awwww how sweet. You fancy meeting sometime?
Yeah sure
Excellent. I'm picking up some essentials from the hardware store tomorrow -rope, shovel, axe. So anytime after that suits me.
Don't forget the wheelbarrow, I'm not a light girl!
That's what the axe is for. Carry you in pieces.
Oh of course. Why didn't I think of that! "
You're the victim, it's not your job to think of such details |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
Missy, I think you need to check of your pants are on fire you liar liar...you are gorgeous!
EXCUSE ME!!! I started this thread to fish for compliments for me not others. "
Thank you QoT and Yummy!
Sorry about your earring QoT. Maybe see if they found it with the black shirt and spare shoe? x |
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"You're lucky, I don't even have a photogenic body. I have to just show my boots for fear of scaring people.
Did you find your shoe?
Missy, I think you need to check of your pants are on fire you liar liar...you are gorgeous!
EXCUSE ME!!! I started this thread to fish for compliments for me not others.
Thank you QoT and Yummy!
Sorry about your earring QoT. Maybe see if they found it with the black shirt and spare shoe? x"
Maybe its in the black hole with my flower I lost too |
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