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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd get you some strawberries and cream to eat on the beach while you're sat on the big fuck off beach towel that some other generous Forumite is getting you |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"It's my birthday this week....
What present would you buy me?
And why?
And please take into consideration the fact that I am sweet and innocent  "
From where we are looking, you have everything.. So perhaps a cooled bottle of Champagne under a large parasol and crystal flutes. With that, a hamper to your liking and Mrs Rumour and myself to wait on you hand and foot (or anywhere else we are invited!)  As to the why? Well, we get to spend time on the beach with two very sexy looking people and you get spoilt!! Win, Win!!
Gotta say, both fit as fook! |
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"A puppy to take for long walks on the beach
King Charles please!!! Tri colour  "
As in THE King Charles, didn't realise he was tri coloured but as its your birthday i will try to pull a few strings at the palace |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
I've just invented an automatic spanking machine for use when oh is just too tired to do it himself, it comes with a variety of paddles and can also double as a burglar deterrent a la home alone.
It's yours my dear x
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