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Imagine If the estimated 300,000 + swingers in this country were able to come together to form a pressure group
suggest some demands or requests we could make ....lol....
examples : vat free vibrators
tax breaks on club membership
answers on the back of a stamp please . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok Ive thought of another thing.....reduced petrol for all the travelling and reduced hotel prices
Rob says there should be a decent swinging club in every town cos he would rather go to a swinging club than a normal club hahaha
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"Ok Ive thought of another thing.....reduced petrol for all the travelling and reduced hotel prices
Rob says there should be a decent swinging club in every town cos he would rather go to a swinging club than a normal club hahaha
lol govt sponsored swing clubs .,..he he he ...i recon it would take us 10 years to design a stamp we all like ...lol
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We should call it a Religion. That wa we could all insist on weekends off as religious holidays when we want. No discrimination, no schlock stories in the gutter press, clubs would have the same legal status as places of worship, and we would all be able to try to convert others without fear of legal harrasment!
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" We should call it a Religion. That wa we could all insist on weekends off as religious holidays when we want. No discrimination, no schlock stories in the gutter press, clubs would have the same legal status as places of worship, and we would all be able to try to convert others without fear of legal harrasment!
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Brilliant idea ...who do we worship ...? |
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"Damn now we need our Commandments !!
Thou shalt not be a waster of time!
Thou must really really love thy neighbour!
Thou should covet thy neighbours ass"
could you imagine our bible .....lol...
The book of hand job
And verily they did cum over her full stop. |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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The seven deadly swinger sins:
Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.
Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.
Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.
Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.
Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.
Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.
Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.
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"Oh bugger its that sort of a party is it?
Was hoping it would be the other kind
I wonder what the annual party conference would be like ?
Vote PD for PM"
nahh its a religeous movement now ....
madie for priestess ....i love that sloth one i have actually been there and seen that ....pmsl |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Oh bugger its that sort of a party is it?
Was hoping it would be the other kind
I wonder what the annual party conference would be like ?
Vote PD for PM
nahh its a religeous movement now ....
madie for priestess ....i love that sloth one i have actually been there and seen that ....pmsl "
Awww thank you PD
**Maddies off to finish reading about Fox being the 4th network**
Yawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how bout 3 strikes and out ,,, for the timewasters ,,,they could be decapitated and head posted on london bridge ,,, mind u ,, they would have to extend the bridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The seven deadly swinger sins:
Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.
Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.
Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.
Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.
Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.
Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.
Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.
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Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx |
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"The seven deadly swinger sins:
Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.
Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.
Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.
Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.
Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.
Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.
Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.
Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx "
now all we need is 600 monks to deliver devine Unction ....any volunteers lol |
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"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol
you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol"
Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!! |
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"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol
you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol
Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!! "
And what would you wear under your orange robe? |
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"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol
you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol
Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!!
And what would you wear under your orange robe?"
A smile |
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"What about the sanctuary of the divine sisters?
To help sustain the poor and needy !;)
Religeon can go a bit far sometimes I think lol
Could you imagine the queue of ‘needy’ single males? LOL"
Only to find it was the Pussy Posey delivering flagellation!
PMSL
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"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol
you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol"
nope i know someone who wants me to arrange 6 with the baroque chant in the background and an altar .......give me chance ...give me chance ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol
especially self flagellation ...
sisters of the eternal grope "
Brothers of the eternal bollox |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"The seven deadly swinger sins:
Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.
Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.
Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.
Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.
Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.
Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.
Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.
Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx "
Yeah thank god she takes her recommended 10 mins break every hour!!!
Bless you Maddie!!!
**bows and prays to the new High Priestess** |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol
especially self flagellation ...
sisters of the eternal grope
Brothers of the eternal bollox "
Best friends of Itchy and Scratchy - well there gotta be some reason they are best fondled hey!!! lol |
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