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over a year ago
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Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "
get a bag of frozen peas on it  |
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" Sounds like Dave is in trouble
Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.
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Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears |
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" Sounds like Dave is in trouble
Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.
Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears"
Lol Have fun then.
I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Sounds like Dave is in trouble
Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.
Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears
Lol Have fun then.
I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.
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You know how to live life to the max baz, have fun xx |
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One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!
Luckily the pain subsided while we were out |
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"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!
Luckily the pain subsided while we were out "
Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse |
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"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "
I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing
I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...! "
Youre miles away xx |
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"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing
I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...!
Youre miles away xx"
Unfortunately true...!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!
Luckily the pain subsided while we were out
Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse "
I looked after her when we were back. Gave her my homemade cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.
Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.
Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..
Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.
He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "
ROFPMSL!!!!! The times I have turned the tables on women with that little gem 
There used to be one Gillette made (probably changed the name and dolubled the price now) which claimed to be 'soothing' for men, but apply it to lady-parts and it was the complete opposite!!
8-0 Ted |
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"Ouchie ouchie!!
Need to think up a suitable payback now xx"
put some fiery jack in his boxers and watch him sweat or rub a bit around the rim of his glass ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!
Luckily the pain subsided while we were out
Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse
Good man, xx
I looked after her when we were back. Gave her my homemade cream. "
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" Sounds like Dave is in trouble
Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.
Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears
Lol Have fun then.
I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.
You know how to live life to the max baz, have fun xx"
Thank you very much, unfortunately there wasn't a gang bang during the break for bingo!
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