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What's the most stupid thing that's ever come out of your mouth?
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"After a woman broke down in tears telling me her husband had died I responded with "come on it will be good" ....I've no idea why I said it.
What stupid things have fallen out of your mouth? "
So many I could not even remember! I am an expert in the art of dentopedics! |
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iv been divorced for about 13 yrs or so a few yrs back my son got in some truble with the law as young lads do. id not seen my ex wife for at least 7/8 yrs 1st I dident reconise her 2nd my 1st words where god uv put on wight.........it went down hill from there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iv been divorced for about 13 yrs or so a few yrs back my son got in some truble with the law as young lads do. id not seen my ex wife for at least 7/8 yrs 1st I dident reconise her 2nd my 1st words where god uv put on wight.........it went down hill from there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ironically about half hour ago in oub its a dog friendly place so my dog was with me heard one bloke say summat so i said why you want to be a mudflap bloke said he said ge wished he was a black lab so could he could be sniffing women. Quick as flash his mate said he was more a piss flap than a mud flap.
Will teach me to listen in on conversations  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked in Edinburgh many years ago . One day there was a big rugby match on . I got into work and someone asked if I was ok I said not really there's loads of blokes running around the streets in skirts . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rather than asking people if they wanted swiss roll of semolina i asked if they wanted swiss roll or salmonella 
pmsl...........shit I need anther brew now .........minnie get the kettle back on"
Bloody cheek  |
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"rather than asking people if they wanted swiss roll of semolina i asked if they wanted swiss roll or salmonella
pmsl...........shit I need anther brew now .........minnie get the kettle back on
Bloody cheek "
just bloody do it woman an stop ya yakin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"rather than asking people if they wanted swiss roll of semolina i asked if they wanted swiss roll or salmonella
pmsl...........shit I need anther brew now .........minnie get the kettle back on
Bloody cheek
just bloody do it woman an stop ya yakin "
Oh you are just asking for trouble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rather than asking people if they wanted swiss roll or semolina i asked if they wanted swiss roll or salmonella "
So that's where Eddie Izzard got the idea for 'Cake or Death'!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One time i saw a tube of anti wrinkle cream on a female colleagues desk i left note asking if she wanted to return it as it clearly did not work.
Miserable cow made complaint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a phone call from my 6 yr olds headmaster at boarding school saying he had been rushed to hospital with suspected appendicitis , I said " oh do you want us to come down then ?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time i saw a tube of anti wrinkle cream on a female colleagues desk i left note asking if she wanted to return it as it clearly did not work.
Miserable cow made complaint "
lol you charmer |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"One time i saw a tube of anti wrinkle cream on a female colleagues desk i left note asking if she wanted to return it as it clearly did not work.
Miserable cow made complaint "
I wouldn't have complained, but hopefully your arsehole would have been less wrinky after I stuffed the tube up it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One time i saw a tube of anti wrinkle cream on a female colleagues desk i left note asking if she wanted to return it as it clearly did not work.
Miserable cow made complaint
I wouldn't have complained, but hopefully your arsehole would have been less wrinky after I stuffed the tube up it "
She was way too sensitive lol i was trying to save her money |
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I once said to a friend who was biting his nails, can't you use scissors to do that? His response was "No I can't, don't forgot I only have one arm". I wanted to crawl under the desk. He thought it was hysterical! |
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