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Write a Limerick Act 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young girl from Skegness
Who was often in a state of undress
One night she got d*unk
And pulled herself a hunk
And did make a mess on her dress, oh yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One evening, while out on the town,
I spied a posh bird in a gown,
I winked, and was shocked --
'cos with such a nice frock
'twas surprising how quick she went down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...you this IS a continuation of the previous limerick thread, we're supposed to write them one line at a time - lets start again.
There was a young girl from Gloucester... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a young slut from Brighton
Whos mouth sucked just like a Dyson
Shes emptied men's sacks
While rubbing there cracks
And her face was left covered in seman
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young girl from Gloucester...
Who would scream when a man would accost her
So she whipped out her mace
Slammed the guy in his face,"
'Take that, you dirty old tosser!'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young woman called Julie
Who was sometimes a little unruly
She once met Wan, Gok
And she rode a fat cock
Not his though, that of yours truly
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a middle aged man from Worcester...
Who burnt his hand in a toaster
ouch, fuck it says he
As he applied some Tea Tree"
This thread could use more than one poster! |
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There was a young man from Kildare,
Who was having his girl on the stair,
On the forty-fourth stroke,
The banister broke,
And he finished her off in mid-air!
There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But it was not the Almighty,
Who lifted her nightie,
It was Roger the lodger, that sod!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young girl from Astley
who had flatulence something quite ghastly
She opened her twat which smelled like a cat"
And then she did scarper rather fastly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young man from Rhodes...
Who had a large troupe of trained toads
At the crack of his whip
They would bite and nip..."
Coz they didn't take kindly to goads! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a ladyboy from Bangkok
Who hid his donger right under his frock,
And when he got excited
the other boys were delighted
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To have somewhere to dry their wet socks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a space-chick from Arcturus
Went back in time and invented the Thesaurus
with the Pen-name Roget
and his own store on ebay"
'I'm rich!' they were then heard to chorus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Tottenham
Who stole stuff in the riots but had forgotten em
The police came around
The goods were all found
now hes in prison...protecting his bumhole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a perv from Bridgwater
Got himself a job as a porter
'twas a swinging hotel
But there was a strange smell"
From his arse coz it should have been tauter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A once met a bird called Helen
Who had an ass the size of a water mellon
I wanted to spank it
And wank all over it.."
Though if I did I'd be a wanted felon! |
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"...you this IS a continuation of the previous limerick thread, we're supposed to write them one line at a time - lets start again.
There was a young girl from Gloucester..."
Who wanted a stud to accost her...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a perv from Bridgwater
Got himself a job as a porter
'twas a swinging hotel
So 'e did rather well...
but he usually came fore he ort-er."
There was a young man from Newcastle... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young man from Newcastle...
Who always got loads of hassle.
when he flashed in the toon,
like a pervy crazed loon,"
Another perve pinned him and ravished his assh'le |
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