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"can you pass him over when you've finished with him please, need both my bin and back gate opened.
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"can you pass him over when you've finished with him please, need both my bin and back gate opened.
"Exuse me ? Is back gate a euphemism ? | |||
"On second thoughts don't bother, probably wouldn't have any energy left "
Wishy dont be such a baby | |||
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"A nice big, tall, dark haired, calvin klien boxer short wearing man to come and unfreeze my dustbin lid so i can put my rubbish in, as the poor delicate person i am i nearly broke my wrist trying to open it "failing that why dont you chuck a kettle of hot water over it lol | |||
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"On second thoughts don't bother, probably wouldn't have any energy left
Wishy dont be such a baby"I'm trying to convince.. er.. persuade Siren to pose nekid for me in the snow in the back garden but she's resisting... I'll put some porn on and see if that helps..  | |||
"A nice big, tall, dark haired, calvin klien boxer short wearing man to come and unfreeze my dustbin lid so i can put my rubbish in, as the poor delicate person i am i nearly broke my wrist trying to open it
failing that why dont you chuck a kettle of hot water over it lol"Dont spoil my fun lol | |||
"On second thoughts don't bother, probably wouldn't have any energy left
Wishy dont be such a baby
I'm trying to convince.. er.. persuade Siren to pose nekid for me in the snow in the back garden but she's resisting... I'll put some porn on and see if that helps.. "Have you seen that couples profile with her posing in the snowman its brilliant | |||
"can you pass him over when you've finished with him please, need both my bin and back gate opened.
Exuse me ? Is back gate a euphemism ?"On this occasion, no!! | |||
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"I've just sent a short, hairy, blondish git out to move our bin!! Wanna borrow Jason? "Go on then, can i keep him a week plenty of odd jobs i could line up for him lol | |||
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"lol no such probs here , however if u aint strong enough why not try a wee bit of hot water should fix it no worries " shhhhhhhhhhhhh i know i can use hot water but i want a man to do it lol | |||
"On second thoughts don't bother, probably wouldn't have any energy left
Wishy dont be such a baby
I'm trying to convince.. er.. persuade Siren to pose nekid for me in the snow in the back garden but she's resisting... I'll put some porn on and see if that helps.. "can you send the pics this way please? | |||
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"lmao three sisters a crazy mother and countless aunties have taght me to be very very wary of women especially when they being nice lol " awwwwwwww well im not crazy im just a simple woman | |||
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"Mmm the tall bit may be a problem xx "Dont worry you can sneak in via the cat flap | |||
"Mmm the tall bit may be a problem xx
Dont worry you can sneak in via the cat flap " | |||
