"I'm a smoker, yet when I've got alcohol in me I smoke less (it makes me dizzy)
Many non smokers actually smoke when intoxicated...
what are you??"
I used to smoke more when I had a drink, back in the days when you could smoke in the pub. Now I find I hardly smoke at all when I drink and if I do, I have the most awful hangover. |
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"I drink through a straw....
That way I can keep a lit fags going in the other corner of my mouth...  "
I've tried that but it gets me far to intoxicated |
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"I am going to invest in an elite fag.. I need to give up.."
Save your money, every time you want a fag, have a shag instead. I call it the Knickerette programme! |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
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Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine? |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?"
You are the devil....I'm outraged. |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged. "
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!  |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister! "
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice"
 Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp! |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp! "
I'm there  |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!
I'm there "
I hope so!!! You're cooking  |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp! "
fag at breakfast then lol... |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!
fag at breakfast then lol... "
It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol! |
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We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.
When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.
But then again I do have a chimney on my head  |
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"We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.
When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.
But then again I do have a chimney on my head "
Never mind the chimney!!! Love the bum avatar |
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!
fag at breakfast then lol...
It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol! "
Haha I just stand on the step in my dressing gown poking all the spider webs |
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"We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.
When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.
But then again I do have a chimney on my head
Never mind the chimney!!! Love the bum avatar "
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"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?
Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?
You are the devil....I'm outraged.
Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!
Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice
Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!
fag at breakfast then lol...
It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol!
Haha I just stand on the step in my dressing gown poking all the spider webs"
Chicken!!! You want to get down and dirty....grab a stiff leaf from a nearby bush and use it to scoop the slugs and thrown them over the fence into your neighbour's garden....Yes, I am evil!  |
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