Heard some moaning coming from upstairs as I walked in from work today, so ran up to the bedroom to investigate. I opened the door to find my wife naked on the bed, four fingers jammed up her sopping hole.
As she saw me stood there, she put on a real show for me and brought herself to a noisy, wet orgasm before my eyes.
"So what would you like me to do for you now, baby?" She asked, as she got her breath back.
"Change the fucking duvet?"  |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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Some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social meet over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for fun and a few drinks with some fabsters at an hotel and had a few beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it
past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as
I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.  |
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"Bloke takes his wife to the Doctors, she'd somehow got a golf ball stuck up her arse.
Doctor had a look and said...........
"Hmmm, it looks like it's up a fairway"
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Women should be like golf caddies...
Either holding your balls or getting your fucking tee ready.
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"Heard some moaning coming from upstairs as I walked in from work today, so ran up to the bedroom to investigate. I opened the door to find my wife naked on the bed, four fingers jammed up her sopping hole.
As she saw me stood there, she put on a real show for me and brought herself to a noisy, wet orgasm before my eyes.
"So what would you like me to do for you now, baby?" She asked, as she got her breath back.
"Change the fucking duvet?" "
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I was watching TV when my wife sat down beside me, stroked my cock through my jeans and whispered, "Fancy a fuck?"
I said, "You're after something..."
"No I'm not," she protested.
"Yes you are," I said,
"your after Match of the Day.
come back in an hour."
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1, i dont listen
2, some other crap she was rattling on about