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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
DISCLAIMER: This is a rant about SOME couples. You have been warned.
Just received a blank friend's invite (ie, no follow up email,a nd never known them before) from a couple who are:
1) Only into soft swing, preferably with couples but the odd single male
2) Don't accomodate
3) Do not like hotels
4) Want someone local (avoids travel)
5) ... are based in Newcastle area.
Did they even bother looking at my profile or they just adding as many as possible?
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"DISCLAIMER: This is a rant about SOME couples. You have been warned.
Just received a blank friend's invite (ie, no follow up email,a nd never known them before) from a couple who are:
1) Only into soft swing, preferably with couples but the odd single male
2) Don't accomodate
3) Do not like hotels
4) Want someone local (avoids travel)
5) ... are based in Newcastle area.
Did they even bother looking at my profile or they just adding as many as possible?
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They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!  |
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"Balham in Newcastle great place... 
isn't that where the nut house is? Z
How PC is that...the nuthouse !!!!...lmao... "
sorry - do you want me to be pc?
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feck off! |
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"Balham in Newcastle great place...
isn't that where the nut house is? Z
How PC is that...the nuthouse !!!!...lmao... "
have hung around these forums long enough now to know most dont worry about PC - and its great!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs! "
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He has a very pert botty for certain!  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!
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He has a very pert botty for certain! "
So have you young lady! |
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"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!
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He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!"
sieg heil...ooops sorry..wrong thread... |
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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!
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He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!"
Snap!! (from what I can see, might have to research closer) |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!
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I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his! "
We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!
Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel
((VERY NICE )) |
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"They are looking to see your private pictures to see if you really are as 'big' as some of the forumites know you are!!!!!
I've heard all about you Mr Ahabs!
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He has a very pert botty for certain! "
yep, I saw it too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!
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I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!
We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!
Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel
((VERY NICE ))"
Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!
.
I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!
We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!
Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel
((VERY NICE ))
Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière "
Twasnt me that hung the towel on him, i just gave him a wee snog. Well ok - that made the towel rack a LOT more obvious and it was hotlips that hung the towel up - and my, it did stay there a pretty long time.
And it was a very large and heavy towel!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has a very pert botty for certain!
So have you young lady!
.
I can't see mine, whereas I can oodle at his!
We can see yours quite nicely in that pic madam!!!
Hmmm,mmmm, but i think Ahabs may need a closer look and you may need somewhere to hang your towel
((VERY NICE ))
Not sure about the "towel rack" but Mrs Bonks did think he had a cute derrière
Twasnt me that hung the towel on him, i just gave him a wee snog. Well ok - that made the towel rack a LOT more obvious and it was hotlips that hung the towel up - and my, it did stay there a pretty long time.
And it was a very large and heavy towel!!!!
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Must pass that info on to Mrs Bonks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous) "
If he hides behind you stand by to brace yourself |
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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????"
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - " |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - ""
so long as you give it a friendly spank
MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - "
so long as you give it a friendly spank
MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx"
Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank |
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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - "
so long as you give it a friendly spank
MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx
Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank "
I have all sorts to spank it with back at ya hunny xxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - "
so long as you give it a friendly spank
MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx
Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank "
There is defo MORE of it to spank than when he saw me last,.....
MWAH _habs xxxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"... is it safe to comeout now? Feck.. I can't even hide in the snow!
hide behind me
debs is far too thin (I am jelous)
Heehee- i put on half a stone over xmas - does that count?????
"... turns to watch as that yummy ass walks past - "
so long as you give it a friendly spank
MWAH -happy new year sexy xxxxx
Sounds like there may be lots of it to spank
I have all sorts to spank it with back at ya hunny xxx"
Oh yes - not only are you GOD - you are god with a bag of tricks.....MMMMMMMM
Mrs Bonks GOTTA have a go |
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