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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never tried it...no sure it would feel good up my pussy!  What if it starts ringing and it all wet and sticky? Insurance does not cover that kind of 'accident' "
Think You need to invest in the new Sony phone if you ever decide to test the waters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!"
Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!
Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing "
Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!
Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing
Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing! "
Yes agreed but why would someone do it in first place if they didn't want to? |
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I have tried it once, this is how it went:
Hellos sexy!
Hi there handsome
Wanna f**k?
Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!
I said Wanna f**k?
Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?
*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?
I am sure you can guess what happened next....
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!"
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan? |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I have tried it once, this is how it went:
Hellos sexy!
Hi there handsome
Wanna f**k?
Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!
I said Wanna f**k?
Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?
*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?
I am sure you can guess what happened next....
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Try it with me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?"
Handsfree !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?"
Bluetooth Headset 
Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like. |
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"I have tried it once, this is how it went:
Hellos sexy!
Hi there handsome
Wanna f**k?
Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!
I said Wanna f**k?
Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?
*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?
I am sure you can guess what happened next....
Try it with me?"
1 week on site and already a Badboy post!! You'll go far young man but I have to decline the offer, it really does nothing for me  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!
Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing
Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing! "
You can if your looking through their letterbox |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I have tried it once, this is how it went:
Hellos sexy!
Hi there handsome
Wanna f**k?
Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!
I said Wanna f**k?
Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?
*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?
I am sure you can guess what happened next....
Try it with me?
1 week on site and already a Badboy post!! You'll go far young man but I have to decline the offer, it really does nothing for me "
Ive not tried it before, would have been my first time  |
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?
Bluetooth Headset
Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like. "
I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?
Bluetooth Headset
Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like.
I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol.. "
Ball Game? How many balls are included in this activity in the car? |
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"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!
Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?
Bluetooth Headset
Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like.
I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol..
Ball Game? How many balls are included in this activity in the car? "
If there were balls in the car it certainly wouldn't be phone sex..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does everyone think about phone sex?  "
This question always puzzles me 
Phone Sex:
Well I've looked & I've looked many times at my iPhone.
Now I love my IPhone, but as for having sex with it, it ain't never gonna happen.
Don't actually see how you have phone sex, unless you just insert it somewhere & set it on vibrate 
So I'll leave you all to enjoy your phone sex, I'll just stick to sex with Aliens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not for us normally, but occasionally when we are forced to be in different places then some sexy texts to cause the others mind to be distracted can be fun. BUT we are a couple and know each others fantasies, wouldn't want to do it with a stranger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it has its place and can certainly be great if you connect with that person and have met them e.g a partner away on business etc etc ..otherwise its boring and pointless |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I think it has its place and can certainly be great if you connect with that person and have met them e.g a partner away on business etc etc ..otherwise its boring and pointless "
Fair enough, im looking to try it for first time, trying to find some one to do it with x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To help get you to the correct department please select from the following options
press 1. for orgasmic sounding ladies
press 2. for dominatrix chat
press 3 for.......urghhh,too late
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tried phone sex (and cam with the same guy) for the first time last week. I have to say, it was great fun. Right guy, great imagination and the visuals we were sending each other heightened the fun!
Have to say thou, not something I would want to do with others. |
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