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Sunday Service - confess your sins here
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Good morning congregation and welcome to the sunday morning service.
My dear children confess your sins of the week to me and I shall seek ye the lords forgivness and set you free.
Clense those dirty souls and start your week like the virgin mary.
So whose first in my confession box? |
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed  that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes 
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!  "
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
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Gluttony. 
My sense of taste is finally right again and in the last 24 hours I have eaten a large packet of caramels, all the leftover Christmas quality st and a multipack of chewits. And I didn't share with anyone.  |
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
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Forgive me for I have sinned.
Went off into the woods yestetday to take some new pics, whilst changing sn innocent cyclist happened by, and nearly caused him to fall off his bike x |
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I am a bad man, I have sinned, I spent last night shagging a couple, first the guy, then the lady and kept swapping, nice deep penetration each time. They both enjoyed my hard manhood for over three hours.
However the sin is that I thoroughly enjoyed it and it brings a smile to my face when I think about it. Is there no cure for my insatiable appetite for... sharing 
pleeeeeeese forgive me... |
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"Gluttony.
My sense of taste is finally right again and in the last 24 hours I have eaten a large packet of caramels, all the leftover Christmas quality st and a multipack of chewits. And I didn't share with anyone. "
This makes me  |
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"Forgive me for I have sinned.
Went off into the woods yestetday to take some new pics, whilst changing sn innocent cyclist happened by, and nearly caused him to fall off his bike x"
But the pics are yummy |
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"Forgive me for I have sinned.
Went off into the woods yestetday to take some new pics, whilst changing sn innocent cyclist happened by, and nearly caused him to fall off his bike x
But the pics are yummy "
Thank you xx |
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forgive me but i havent sinned.............nearly enough,..... i would get down on my knees to pray but every time i do somebody puts something in my mouth and its def not the body of christ and the communion wine  |
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"Pardonnes moi OP for I have many sins to confess; they are so bad I need the privacy of your confessional to free my soul and body of their weight! "
Watch out vicar you could be a long time |
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
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I don't recall speaking to you. And nothing could be further from the truth.
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
I don't recall speaking to you. And nothing could be further from the truth.
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Ladies donot fart, we love puff, xx |
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
I don't recall speaking to you. And nothing could be further from the truth.
Ladies donot fart we love puff, xx"
forgot to add, hello mr m, never said hi before xx |
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Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry) |
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"I have sinned as I am still in bed that's no sin.... aa long as you're not alone.
I am at the moment yes
Outrageous Julie!!!!
Tell him not me!
I have just done so and he says you fart really loud in a morning as you wake up and quiet frankly Julie it stinks so bad he has no other option but to vacate the bedroom.
I don't recall speaking to you. And nothing could be further from the truth.
Ladies donot fart we love puff, xx forgot to add, hello mr m, never said hi before xx"
Hello! |
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"Forgive me Father but I don't know what a Sin is 
PAH !!!!!!
Yeah....PAH !!!!! "
Going out and having fun like I did yesterday isn't a Sin . Not going out is  |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry) "
You go girl! Kids always come first  |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry)
You go girl! Kids always come first "
You want some help me and bambi will help you
Want some help me andvbambi |
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"Forgive me, for not having done anything worthy of forgivness this week...
Is it possible to have your swingers badge officially withdrawn due to lack of use !!!! 
Weren't you at our Saturday orgy yesterday
I missed it "
Will invite you to the next one |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry)
You go girl! Kids always come first "
He just rang to ask if he could 'borrow him for half hour' (he's asleep the same time he sleeps every day, then we are off out this afternoon) he expects me to drop everything for him stil and change my plans. I've told him a million times Im more than happy for him to take him out for the day as long as I get a bit of notice. He was meant to have him yesterday and I was planning a meet till he cancelled last minute so I had to change my plans again. And why? So he could go to his friends drinking!!!
I just want him to be a decent father to his son. Not too much to ask is it?? |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry)
You go girl! Kids always come first
He just rang to ask if he could 'borrow him for half hour' (he's asleep the same time he sleeps every day, then we are off out this afternoon) he expects me to drop everything for him stil and change my plans. I've told him a million times Im more than happy for him to take him out for the day as long as I get a bit of notice. He was meant to have him yesterday and I was planning a meet till he cancelled last minute so I had to change my plans again. And why? So he could go to his friends drinking!!!
I just want him to be a decent father to his son. Not too much to ask is it?? "
No ... its not |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry)
You go girl! Kids always come first
He just rang to ask if he could 'borrow him for half hour' (he's asleep the same time he sleeps every day, then we are off out this afternoon) he expects me to drop everything for him stil and change my plans. I've told him a million times Im more than happy for him to take him out for the day as long as I get a bit of notice. He was meant to have him yesterday and I was planning a meet till he cancelled last minute so I had to change my plans again. And why? So he could go to his friends drinking!!!
I just want him to be a decent father to his son. Not too much to ask is it?? "
No it isn't but some guys don't behave how they should unfortunately x its their responsibility to but mates drinking and girl's come before their own children xx |
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"Can I have a pre emptier forgiveness because if my ex doesn't sort himself out and prioritise his son over his new girlfriend I'm going to fucking kill him!! (Not even metaphorically I'm so bloody angry)
You go girl! Kids always come first
He just rang to ask if he could 'borrow him for half hour' (he's asleep the same time he sleeps every day, then we are off out this afternoon) he expects me to drop everything for him stil and change my plans. I've told him a million times Im more than happy for him to take him out for the day as long as I get a bit of notice. He was meant to have him yesterday and I was planning a meet till he cancelled last minute so I had to change my plans again. And why? So he could go to his friends drinking!!!
I just want him to be a decent father to his son. Not too much to ask is it?? "
Similar problem here. Hugs xx |
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"Apologies for my rant. He just makes me mad. His dad was a total shit and his step dads a nasty fucker. He said he wanted to do better. I just wish he would. x"
No need to apologise! You have a very good reason to be mad...and yes it is a sin, so 3 ave marias and 2 pater noster for you! Chin up! The only person who is making you mad is yourself by letting him get to you! He does not seem worth it! |
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"Apologies for my rant. He just makes me mad. His dad was a total shit and his step dads a nasty fucker. He said he wanted to do better. I just wish he would. x
No need to apologise! You have a very good reason to be mad...and yes it is a sin, so 3 ave marias and 2 pater noster for you! Chin up! The only person who is making you mad is yourself by letting him get to you! He does not seem worth it! "
No he's not worth it bambi. It's just my lad I feel sorry for. X |
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"Apologies for my rant. He just makes me mad. His dad was a total shit and his step dads a nasty fucker. He said he wanted to do better. I just wish he would. x
No need to apologise! You have a very good reason to be mad...and yes it is a sin, so 3 ave marias and 2 pater noster for you! Chin up! The only person who is making you mad is yourself by letting him get to you! He does not seem worth it!
No he's not worth it bambi. It's just my lad I feel sorry for. X "
I feel for you and him!
Now if you need help, Minnie and I will be over with tools and sharp objects! Mickey's ears are lethal weapons lol.. |
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