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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm NOT a fan of submissive men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not getting on most fabbed

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A F****t fan

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am not anyone's toy!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im not getting on most fabbed "
Im NOT one that feels thats important

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

employed

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"employed "
Awwww Im sure you will get something soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not a unicorn or an elf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT unhappy

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am not a unicorn or an elf "
Im NOT sure about the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not a number! I am a man

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By *oxerjoshleeMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm NOT admitting anything.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am not a number! I am a man"
Hope you've checked....

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I am not the last one on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm NOT sexually frustrated! (if i say it enough times, i may start to believe it, lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not the last one on this thread"

I am not letting this guy prove himself wrong

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I am not guilty!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As much as i wish i was i am NOT the man sitting in front of sex on the beach

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By *ir LongLanceMan  over a year ago

hull

Im not understanding were this is going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not losing weight....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im not understanding were this is going "
Im NOT over analysing.

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By *imjohnCouple  over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

A lottery winner sob! sob!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not allowed to message French bambi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not losing weight.... "

I am NOT going to comment on Ruby's nice av

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT bringing my other half on The Lions Tour with me!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not flat chested!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im not allowed to message French bambi "

nor am I, which is a pain as she's coming to the party I'm organising!!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Last time I checked, I wasn't a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT Ryan Reynolds dirty little secret mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm NOT Spartacus!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT one of the knights who say 'NI'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JINX!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not happy that it is raining!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we are not amused

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not happy with the lack of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/05/13 14:28:25]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not 24 and a Pierce Brosnan look-a-like anymore..... (goes away to sob in manly way in the corner...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not wearing underwear.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Im not allowed to message French bambi "

I Can't Speak French - Girls Aloud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not wearing underwear. "

Neither am I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Knickers Removed by poster at 09/05/13 14:28:25]"

I am not guilty of slightly adjusting the above quote!

Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not as innocent as I look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT tolerant of muppets today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not able to find something to wear to the races on Saturday

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan  over a year ago

Northants

In a very good place right now after being dumped, kicked out of the house and then being told she had kindly cancelled my car insurance!!!

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By *pecifically1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm NOT a fan of submissive men. "

Right beside you....x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not going to post on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"In a very good place right now after being dumped, kicked out of the house and then being told she had kindly cancelled my car insurance!!!"

Oh no, massive manhugs (((((HUGS)))))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not 24 and a Pierce Brosnan look-a-like anymore..... (goes away to sob in manly way in the corner...) "

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I am not, therefore I am.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

NOT pleased with a certain dick head who's just messaged me.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday "

Reverse psychology - works every time...fancy meeting this Saturday Swingle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday

Reverse psychology - works every time...fancy meeting this Saturday Swingle? "

Darn it ......... Called my bluff, I think I might have an urgent family engagement I can't get out of last minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a very good place right now after being dumped, kicked out of the house and then being told she had kindly cancelled my car insurance!!!"

Sorry your having a shitty day!

Just wanted to say just check whether your car insurance has actually been canx as normally the policy holder has to canx it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not known for my subtlety and tact.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I'm NOT a fan of submissive men. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT currently masturbating.......anymore

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I am NOT a woman who looks good 'for her age'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT a woman who looks good 'for her age'. "

I'm NOT going to use this opportunity to say "Your as old as the guy you're feeling....how would you like feel 26 again?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a very good place right now after being dumped, kicked out of the house and then being told she had kindly cancelled my car insurance!!!"

I'm not understanding how this happens to a single man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT getting any tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a very good place right now after being dumped, kicked out of the house and then being told she had kindly cancelled my car insurance!!!

I'm not understanding how this happens to a single man?"

Guess what he may 'not' be then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not getting any younger...

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan  over a year ago

Northants

Unfortunately it was in her name with me as a second driver so I'm about buggered!

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan  over a year ago

Northants

We also have a joint profile on swinging heaven and have no problems with eachother playing a singles.

Or should I say 'had'!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday

Reverse psychology - works every time...fancy meeting this Saturday Swingle?

Darn it ......... Called my bluff, I think I might have an urgent family engagement I can't get out of last minute "

**flounces off to start Timewaster thread (we haven't had one for all of a coupla hours)**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday

Reverse psychology - works every time...fancy meeting this Saturday Swingle?

Darn it ......... Called my bluff, I think I might have an urgent family engagement I can't get out of last minute

**flounces off to start Timewaster thread (we haven't had one for all of a coupla hours)** "

Im NOT surprised

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple  over a year ago

W S AREA


"I am NOT looking for a meet this Saturday

Reverse psychology - works every time...fancy meeting this Saturday Swingle?

Darn it ......... Called my bluff, I think I might have an urgent family engagement I can't get out of last minute

**flounces off to start Timewaster thread (we haven't had one for all of a coupla hours)**

Im NOT surprised "

im not either

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm NOT available.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not in the Bath

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I am not in the Bath "

No, are you in the Doncaster?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thin "

Flat chested!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thin

Flat chested! "

haha thats very true also.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm NOT in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Emma is NOT an Escort, even if she is a professional in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not in the Bath

No, are you in the Doncaster? "

Is that Barf?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not 24 and a Pierce Brosnan look-a-like anymore..... (goes away to sob in manly way in the corner...) "

Come here Big Ted...have a cuddle

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I am not in the Bath

No, are you in the Doncaster?

Is that Barf? "

I'm from the East Midlands. It's bath with a short 'a'.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"NOT pleased with a certain dick head who's just messaged me. "

Sorry mate I won't do it again

But I promise that I will not keep my promise

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/13 15:45:06]"

He did NOT say anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not in the Bath

No, are you in the Doncaster?

Is that Barf?

I'm from the East Midlands. It's bath with a short 'a'. "

Not baff? Or is that just what us commoners say

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am NOT that kinda girl!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not shagging a guy with a patch over his eye looking like a pirate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not shagging a guy with a patch over his eye looking like a pirate"

Arrrgh.

That be me out of the running!

Now where be all the rum at.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm from the East Midlands. It's bath with a short 'a'. "

What you meant to say was bath not barth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!! "

I am NOT going to fall for this one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not in the Bath

No, are you in the Doncaster?

Is that Barf?

I'm from the East Midlands. It's bath with a short 'a'. "

Where would one find a long 'a'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not in the Bath

No, are you in the Doncaster?

Is that Barf?

I'm from the East Midlands. It's bath with a short 'a'.

Where would one find a long 'a' "

The fonz gave a long 'a' all the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!! "

This isn't a tell a lie thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread "

Might turn out that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not reading my mail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not telling you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not reading my mail "

Snap!

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread "

I'm NOT gonna be your number 1 - am I! .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not reading my mail

Snap! "

I've got so much to read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not looking forward to another night shift!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread

Might turn out that way "

I am NOT lying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not reading my mail

Snap!

I've got so much to read "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not reading my mail

Snap!

I've got so much to read "

Yeah, wanna swap inboxes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and I am NOT packing

Which I really should start doing

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am not spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am NOT perfect

Although this may e hard to believe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread

Might turn out that way

I am NOT lying "

What 'kind' of girl are you not ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread

I'm NOT gonna be your number 1 - am I! . "

I am just playing with you !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not spartacus "

I say, snap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread

Might turn out that way

I am NOT lying

What 'kind' of girl are you not ? "

Who's that girl

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

This isn't a tell a lie thread

Might turn out that way

I am NOT lying

What 'kind' of girl are you not ? "

Not sure I should give you the answer I had in mind Lmaoo

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am NOT that kinda girl!! "

pourquoi pas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not an attention seeker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not chasing you, Mr! Grrrrr.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not an attention seeker "

Miaou!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not reading my mail

Snap!

I've got so much to read

Yeah, wanna swap inboxes? "

Was so tempted to go down the get in your box route

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not shy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not shy "

Obviously

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 09/05/13 16:29:48]

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am NOT that kinda girl!! "

Anastasia - Not That Kinda Girl

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By *hérieWoman  over a year ago

North Wales

I am not called "babe."

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am not called "babe." "

I have not called anyone hun.....

Ok, maybe when I had a meet with Attila

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

Anastasia - Not That Kinda Girl "

I was not thinking of Blondie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not shy

Obviously "

I'm not cheeky either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not a porn star.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not shy

Obviously

I'm not cheeky either "

Oh neither am I

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I am not psychic

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am NOT that kinda girl!!

Anastasia - Not That Kinda Girl

I was not thinking of Blondie! "

Used to have the French version of Sunday Girl on 12" vinyl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a human bouncy castle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A time waster

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

straight....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not 24 and a Pierce Brosnan look-a-like anymore..... (goes away to sob in manly way in the corner...)

Come here Big Ted...have a cuddle "

That's it! Rub it in, why don't you. Not!

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By *asey369Woman  over a year ago

London

Patient!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not an angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not allergic to tractors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Football: 22 blokes with dodgy haircuts, chasing a bag of wind up and down a piece of grass.

So, yes, I think you can say with some degree of certainty that I do NOT like football.

(re-posted from another thread of one's acquaintence...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im not a sub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not as obnoxious and right wing as some people think I am....

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"I am not as obnoxious and right wing as some people think I am...."

I am

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me "

I am NOT saying a word.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not the Messiah I am a very naughty boy

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me

I am NOT saying a word..... "

I am NOT going to read both persons veris again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me "
I'm not going to think about that....much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not a virgin "
there's that fantasy smashed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a woman magnet

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a woman magnet"
More a 50" plasma kinda guy huh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me "

And I had such high hopes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm NOT unhappy that I just snapped up a pair of Nigel Hall(mens)shoes in TK-maxx for less than half price….!.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not shagging a guy with a patch over his eye looking like a pirate

Arrrgh.

That be me out of the running!

Now where be all the rum at."

Erm, I think you'll find it over in the corner.... next to the bum. and the concertina...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Piggy in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a woman magnetMore a 50" plasma kinda guy huh? "

i dont watch a lot of TV lol

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By *punkyhelmet5Man  over a year ago

Weston-super-mare

Im not getting enough meets on Fab lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me

I am NOT saying a word.....

I am NOT going to read both persons veris again."

You are not cheeky!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im not getting enough meets on Fab lol"
You are NOT on you're own...

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"im not a sub "

Jolly good job you are not yellow and the beatles don't live inside you

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me

And I had such high hopes! "

L'espoir fait vivre! I told you you would not get private lessons Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in THE gang

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"in THE gang"
Well It didnt do Gary Glitter much good either

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me "

I am not going to take a casual stroll round to Bambi's this evening

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Not impressed with coming back home and finding this shitty weather!

Not to self.....wear a sensible top instead of a skimpy vest top

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

I'm not hungry, but I'm not satisfied. Quorn mince just doesn't cut it no matter how much herbs and seasoning you throw at it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am not sure what's in that bottle in Obi's avatar.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"Piggy in the middle "

You did not say Oink Oink! Start again sweet cheeks!

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not the kind of woman that spends a long time massaging a man's length with hot oils to give him the best hand job ever!! Thats not me

I am NOT saying a word..... "

Shhhhhhhhh will you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not a tease

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am not very warm this evening.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not getting any saucy messages....yet

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am not a tease "

Oh My Fecking Goddess! There is nobody on this site with a more appropriate and befitting username....

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

My brain has not had naughty thoughts involving all the female poster to this thread.

Now I'm off to rectify that

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm not getting any saucy messages....yet "

What about a Messy Saussage? Are you not getting those either?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The 175th poster lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not a tease

Oh My Fecking Goddess! There is nobody on this site with a more appropriate and befitting username.... "

You just swore

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm not getting any saucy messages....yet

What about a Messy Saussage? Are you not getting those either? "

Messages first, messy sausage later!!! Pmsk

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