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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page. And it says something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" well I'm sorry I don't live by myself your fucking highness
I get you have a lot of messages from single guys, chances are you have one from me. But at least put somethings in there that you do like
I would also like to point out, that I am only talking about select few women on here not all of you. And I can't comment on men's bio's because I don't search for them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just read, smile and think wish them all the best.
good luck on the site"
But they do get meets which baffles me. I try to be nice and funny to everyone but with the way its going, I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page. And it says something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" well I'm sorry I don't live by myself your fucking highness
I get you have a lot of messages from single guys, chances are you have one from me. But at least put somethings in there that you do like
I would also like to point out, that I am only talking about select few women on here not all of you. And I can't comment on men's bio's because I don't search for them"
Turns me right off, i think i put it in my status after a couple wanted to meet and the demanded i do a long list of things, needless to say i didnt meet them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They has the pussy, they will get the meets. Even if they put up that their pussy looks like a blue waffle 
Some men are ruled by their little head "
This ladies profile for example, It tells you what she likes, what she doesn't and there's not a bad word in there. Thats the profile I'd go for if she was looking for single men...and in my local area  |
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"They has the pussy, they will get the meets. Even if they put up that their pussy looks like a blue waffle
Some men are ruled by their little head
This ladies profile for example, It tells you what she likes, what she doesn't and there's not a bad word in there. Thats the profile I'd go for if she was looking for single men...and in my local area "
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"just read, smile and think wish them all the best.
good luck on the site
But they do get meets which baffles me. I try to be nice and funny to everyone but with the way its going, I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat"
Its their profile, and they can put what they like on it. Obviously it works for them or they wouldn't get the meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is my profile and I'll put whatever I see fit in it.
If peeps do not like it, then it is their problem, not mine.
I do try and inject some wit and humour into mine, however, most give up after the first paragraph!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another way of looking at it......at least they are showing their true personality, so right from the start you can avoid them.
Works that way with guy's profiles and first few messages for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is my profile and I'll put whatever I see fit in it.
If peeps do not like it, then it is their problem, not mine.
I do try and inject some wit and humour into mine, however, most give up after the first paragraph! "
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Ditto. .]  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is my profile and I'll put whatever I see fit in it.
If peeps do not like it, then it is their problem, not mine.
I do try and inject some wit and humour into mine, however, most give up after the first paragraph! "
Your profile isn't that bad, I have read smaller novels though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive seen several of these type of profiles and tbh i would NOT bother my arse with a profile like that.
These types of profiles are always defended by other fems in this type of thread with stuff like "she can put what she likes on her profile" and "she has the vagina she has the power" type shite.
Yet the very same fems complain about too many cock pics, not enough info etc on guys profiles.
However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
my vote for 'post of 2013' "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do not like what I would consider as "aggressive" profiles with a long list of do's and dont's, or how others go about using this site and its features, or how others conduct themselves and live their lives, etc. etc...
And I expect the same in return, to do things my way, whether they like it or not!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive seen several of these type of profiles and tbh i would NOT bother my arse with a profile like that.
These types of profiles are always defended by other fems in this type of thread with stuff like "she can put what she likes on her profile" and "she has the vagina she has the power" type shite.
Yet the very same fems complain about too many cock pics, not enough info etc on guys profiles.
However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!"
My thoughts exactly |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Ive seen several of these type of profiles and tbh i would NOT bother my arse with a profile like that.
These types of profiles are always defended by other fems in this type of thread with stuff like "she can put what she likes on her profile" and "she has the vagina she has the power" type shite.
Yet the very same fems complain about too many cock pics, not enough info etc on guys profiles.
However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!"
Oh, I agree that aggressive profiles are grim and don't put women in a good light at all, but they always have reams of verifications so it must do something for the guys. As you say, if they are successful at meeting men with that sort of profile then it says plenty about the people meeting them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" "
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"? |
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My profile has a lot of likes and dislikes .. but I hope it mostly says what I like. I don't think there's much point saying 'if you wink you will be blocked' as a) no one pays attention to that and b) it's really not that much of a job to click 'delete all winks' every once in a while. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
my vote for 'post of 2013' "
I vote it gets next years too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider"
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"?"
what a bloody cheek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well at least she actually wrote a profile, we had a wink off a bloke yesterday that had been a member for 12months, no pics and his read... "fill in later! Im to busy now"...
Obviously jumped at the chance to meet this busy man of mystery. ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider"
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"?
what a bloody cheek. "
cant believe someone would have the cheek to write something like that...
It boggles the mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider"
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"?"
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I would like to know the reason(s) why a gent cannot accommodate in order to make an informed decision whether to meet with him or not.
I usually interpret not being able to accommodate means a gent cannot invite me back to his own place, and I can think of a number of reasons why it is not possible or convenient to for him to do so.
However, if he cannot play at his own place, AND not be prepared to pay for or share the cost of a hotel room, then I am not interested in meeting him.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider"
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"?
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I would like to know the reason(s) why a gent cannot accommodate in order to make an informed decision whether to meet with him or not.
I usually interpret not being able to accommodate means a gent cannot invite me back to his own place, and I can think of a number of reasons why it is not possible or convenient to for him to do so.
However, if he cannot play at his own place, AND not be prepared to pay for or share the cost of a hotel room, then I am not interested in meeting him.
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can u book a room for me as Ive a meet in ur area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i can /cant accom.. i live with my dad..i'm not ashamed by it..i have very few home meets as am sure nobody wants to be interupted by my dad..well..unless they are sickos lol  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"i can /cant accom.. i live with my dad..i'm not ashamed by it..i have very few home meets as am sure nobody wants to be interupted by my dad..well..unless they are sickos lol "
Sort your life out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i can /cant accom.. i live with my dad..i'm not ashamed by it..i have very few home meets as am sure nobody wants to be interupted by my dad..well..unless they are sickos lol "
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Considering you can't drive and have to rely on public transport, you are not doing too badly on FAB, so you must be doing something right! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider"
What about this quote? Do some women really see not being able to accommodate as a sign your life is a mess and is need of "sorting out"?
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I would like to know the reason(s) why a gent cannot accommodate in order to make an informed decision whether to meet with him or not.
I usually interpret not being able to accommodate means a gent cannot invite me back to his own place, and I can think of a number of reasons why it is not possible or convenient to for him to do so.
However, if he cannot play at his own place, AND not be prepared to pay for or share the cost of a hotel room, then I am not interested in meeting him.
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Pearl...for the first time I have read your profile.
Love it...and it is soooooooo you
Can you re-write mine when ya not so busy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad a lot of people agree with me, I was kind of expecting a slagging match but some people on here are alright "
If an arguement is put across in a way that's clearly explained and holds at least some water - you won't get shot down in flames by most!
Your point is a valid one - even if it was a tad shouty and ranty - but it's one of the facts of life on internet sites such as this, that a woman could have a pictureless, one worded profile with no info on it - and the percentage of men that are unsuccessful elsewhere will still chase them.
There are also a fair few women on site that have resprted to such profiles due to the crap they've had to put up with from men on site - so in a way I can understand that, and it's a pity that this is their easist solution and natural reaction.
But as with any profile - if it doesn't appeal - don't try and contact!
Even if you _iew it as a last resort! |
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Its better to have something on your profile than nothing at all...like I will fill in later,.. If you can't be arsed to write a profile then I can't be arsed to shag ya.. simple.
Each to their own..Its their profile so use it as they wish. A well written profile is a successful one.. however its not just down to the profile its down to the person behing the profile.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just read, smile and think wish them all the best.
good luck on the site
But they do get meets which baffles me. I try to be nice and funny to everyone but with the way its going, I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat"
Brilliant quote |
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"Another way of looking at it......at least they are showing their true personality, so right from the start you can avoid them.
Works that way with guy's profiles and first few messages for me! "
Could you lower your undies just a wee bit more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pearl...for the first time I have read your profile.
Love it...and it is soooooooo you
Can you re-write mine when ya not so busy? "
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Awww, thanks!
It went through a major re-write recently due to changes in circumstances and outlook in life.
Polo gave me the idea of the maths question.
I can only take the piss about myself, can't really do it for anyone else unless I know them very well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page.
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Can you put me in contact with this particular lady as I am really into women with obvious issues  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive seen several of these type of profiles and tbh i would NOT bother my arse with a profile like that.
These types of profiles are always defended by other fems in this type of thread with stuff like "she can put what she likes on her profile" and "she has the vagina she has the power" type shite.
Yet the very same fems complain about too many cock pics, not enough info etc on guys profiles.
However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just read, smile and think wish them all the best.
good luck on the site
But they do get meets which baffles me. I try to be nice and funny to everyone but with the way its going, I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat
Brilliant quote "
Thank you feel free to use it. I actually stole it the first place x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page.
Can you put me in contact with this particular lady as I am really into women with obvious issues "
OK i'll message you her username but be warned
if you wink, its a block
if you send a friend invite, even if shes asks you too, its a block
you must have at least 80% lung capacity and you have to prove this on first meet, or its a block
if you cant accommodate, its a block
sort your life out, or its a block
if your open to the concept of evolution, its a block
and the most important one, you must sign a kidney over to her, or its a block
Still want it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i can /cant accom.. i live with my dad..i'm not ashamed by it..i have very few home meets as am sure nobody wants to be interupted by my dad..well..unless they are sickos lol
Sort your life out!! "
u sort urs out ...OR else! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i can /cant accom.. i live with my dad..i'm not ashamed by it..i have very few home meets as am sure nobody wants to be interupted by my dad..well..unless they are sickos lol
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Considering you can't drive and have to rely on public transport, you are not doing too badly on FAB, so you must be doing something right! "
thats why I have some good male driving pals..helpful for spitroast sessions etc lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They has the pussy, they will get the meets. Even if they put up that their pussy looks like a blue waffle
Some men are ruled by their little head
This ladies profile for example, It tells you what she likes, what she doesn't and there's not a bad word in there. Thats the profile I'd go for if she was looking for single men...and in my local area "
Simple by pass them. Nobody is going to like every profile. Some people might see that ass woman knowing what she wants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page. And it says something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" well I'm sorry I don't live by myself your fucking highness
I get you have a lot of messages from single guys, chances are you have one from me. But at least put somethings in there that you do like
I would also like to point out, that I am only talking about select few women on here not all of you. And I can't comment on men's bio's because I don't search for them"
Just don't take these prima Donna types seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well  "
You forgot Bunny Boilers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
You forgot Bunny Boilers
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& strap on users  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well "
Your profile asks for German shotputter hobbits with hairy armpits, nose hair and toejam. You can't really complain when that's what mail you get. |
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"However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!"
This!
"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail "
Also this. Had one of those this morning. I just shook my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!
This!
I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Also this. Had one of those this morning. I just shook my head."
Don't tempt me |
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"However until single guys get a bit of respect for themselves and ignore these profiles then they will continue to have the power.
This is the fem half btw !!!
This!
I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Also this. Had one of those this morning. I just shook my head.
Don't tempt me "
*dangles carrot on stick* |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
Your profile asks for German shotputter hobbits with hairy armpits, nose hair and toejam. You can't really complain when that's what mail you get. "
God damn no wonder. I take it back, they do read. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
Your profile asks for German shotputter hobbits with hairy armpits, nose hair and toejam. You can't really complain when that's what mail you get.
God damn no wonder. I take it back, they do read. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
You forgot Bunny Boilers
& strap on users "
Even I'm scared of them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
You forgot Bunny Boilers
& strap on users
Even I'm scared of them "
Don't worry, their vision is based on movement |
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page. And it says something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" well I'm sorry I don't live by myself your fucking highness
I get you have a lot of messages from single guys, chances are you have one from me. But at least put somethings in there that you do like
I would also like to point out, that I am only talking about select few women on here not all of you. And I can't comment on men's bio's because I don't search for them"
What's a bio? is it something similar to a profile?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
You forgot Bunny Boilers
& strap on users
Even I'm scared of them "
You can't be scared of little me and my big un |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page.
Can you put me in contact with this particular lady as I am really into women with obvious issues
OK i'll message you her username but be warned
if you wink, its a block
if you send a friend invite, even if shes asks you too, its a block
you must have at least 80% lung capacity and you have to prove this on first meet, or its a block
if you cant accommodate, its a block
sort your life out, or its a block
if your open to the concept of evolution, its a block
and the most important one, you must sign a kidney over to her, or its a block
Still want it?"
Sure do. Internal organs are overrated |
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over a year ago
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page.
Can you put me in contact with this particular lady as I am really into women with obvious issues
OK i'll message you her username but be warned
if you wink, its a block
if you send a friend invite, even if shes asks you too, its a block
you must have at least 80% lung capacity and you have to prove this on first meet, or its a block
if you cant accommodate, its a block
sort your life out, or its a block
if your open to the concept of evolution, its a block
and the most important one, you must sign a kidney over to her, or its a block
Still want it?
Sure do. Internal organs are overrated "
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"I don't think half on here read profiles. The just look @ the pictutes and mail
Women too. I'm always getting mailed by hobbits. Fecking site is swamped with them. German shot putters seem to be multiplying as well
You forgot Bunny Boilers
& strap on users "
Now what's wrong with strap on users pray tell?!! |
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over a year ago
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One that amuses me is a woman in my area who declares, "i'm having a friends list clear out, getting rid of those who don't chat" .....every week!!! Such a cheap ploy gor attention. Her statuses are always negative and threatening to leave, and she comes across as very miserable and dour |
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"I don't understand how some of the women get meets with the bio's they have. All they have are "DON'T DO THIS" "DON'T DO THAT" "YOU MUST DO THIS" "YOU MUST DO THAT" "IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLOCK" "IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BLOCK"
seriously, I've just read a profile where it's pretty much that for an entire page. And it says something like "if you can't accommodate get back to me when you sorted your life out and I'll reconsider" well I'm sorry I don't live by myself your fucking highness
I get you have a lot of messages from single guys, chances are you have one from me. But at least put somethings in there that you do like
I would also like to point out, that I am only talking about select few women on here not all of you. And I can't comment on men's bio's because I don't search for them"
Isn't it great that they put enough info in their profile to tell you that you wouldn't want to meet them. It saves you time, you can just move on to the next |
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over a year ago
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Pass me by is on mine
Does it matter everyone what people have on their profiles ??? If someone seems too much like hard work - isn't it hard work coming on here and moaning about it
Live and let live sheesh |
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over a year ago
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I'm fairly new on here so maybe my opinion doesn't count for much but surely it's better for the women to put on there profiles what the like and don't and what they are after???, read the ladies profile and liked it was quite funny first bit and made me realise I need to inject bit humour into mine. All have fab day |
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