"Buttons are great….until that fateful day wherein your bursting for a wee and despite all your desperate fumbling, the buttons steadfastly refuse to open…… 😵💫😵💫😵💫"
....Sorry about that. Superglue joke.  |
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"Buttons are great….until that fateful day wherein your bursting for a wee and despite all your desperate fumbling, the buttons steadfastly refuse to open…… 😵💫😵💫😵💫
....Sorry about that. Superglue joke. "
😂😂😂 On the plus side, I am rather scientifically surprised by how much urine my jeans can hold…. |
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"Buttons are great….until that fateful day wherein your bursting for a wee and despite all your desperate fumbling, the buttons steadfastly refuse to open…… 😵💫😵💫😵💫
....Sorry about that. Superglue joke.
😂😂😂 On the plus side, I am rather scientifically surprised by how much urine my jeans can hold…. "
It proves the quality of the material. I just wanted you to know you bought a quality pair of jeans. |
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Much prefer button fly. Not least because I've caught myself in the past haha but I've had very expensive jeans and forced them off d*unk or in passion or both and its so easy to fuck a zip up. Plus I just think a button fly is inherently more sexy |
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By *ooBulMan 8 weeks ago
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I always get jeans with button fly. Always!!!
Once you trap your cock in a zip - then its a no brainer! It's like getting kneed in the nuts.... You don't want to make a repeat performance. Once is enough. LOL.
I read eons ago in mens health magazine from a mens fashion consultant that the cut on a button fly is better & has more room.
I always get waist sizes larger than I am cos of doing martial arts - my thighs won't fit in.... I always have a boot cut too and cos I'm getting on if I wear blue jeans it's always a dark blue (as it doesn't age you dramatically.) |
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. Buttons would have saved his bacon 
