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By *ello OP Woman 4 days ago
alpha centauri |
If your pet could talk what would their top complaint about you be?
My cats would probably moan about me farting against them when they snuggle in behind me
 . Honestly I don't do it on purpose it just pops out. |
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The cat would complain that he’s never fed, I abandon him for years at a time when I have a shower and I’m too needy when I stroke him everytime he jumps on my lap.
The dog would have no complaints. She only knows good vibes. |
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"She kicked me again!"
I don't kick cats btw, don't worry! All 3 of our cats look at me in judgement, when THEY'VE just almost killed ME on the way downstairs. Or because they've weaved through my legs as I'm walking, tripping me up  |
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Our Sproodle would be questioning why she has to sleep in the kitchen and doesn’t get to eat off our plates, when she’s at home, when she goes the doggy sitter and she gets to sleep in a bed and do what she wants 🤷🏻♂️
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My poor neglected dog 🐕 She would complain that I don't give her enough attention. She pushes my phone out of my hand if I won't stroke her...
Thanks really all she wants 🥰
When I have a day off I make sure to spoil her |
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By *inkShyWoman 4 days ago
near Windsor |
"I don't know what your problem is. I bring the mouse, you refuse to keep the mouse. Every. Damn. Time. Anyway, haven't been fed for a hour. Sort it out. I'm going to sit on your face and knead my claws on your chest. Object, and you get bitten, okay?" |
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Not my dog, but a family member's dog is so abused. So neglected.
When it's dark outside the family disappear. They leave her until it's light enough.
There are shadows out there. Possibly monsters, we're not sure. This dog is terrified but wants to make sure no one else is hurt.
It would be nice to communicate this, rather than patrolling and barking to get help at 3am. |
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I fart too much.
She just gets all snuggled up cozy between my legs then " parppp" sorry kitty.
She usually gets up gives me a filthy look goes sits on the other side of the sofa for ten minutes then comes back.
Repeat.....
Mr farty pants   |
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The fat food provider is neglecting me. We only have 8 wet food options, 2 choices of dry kibble, 4 flavours of dreamies, 2 choices of lick-stick and frozen sprats.
She also didn't stroke me in the correct spot for exactly 24.5 seconds, and she moved me from my favourite napping spot on top of the fireplace.
Small treat provider had the audacity to give me a wash after I jumped off the window, landed in her breakfast and got covered in jam.
I'm being neglected you know. |
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"If your pet could talk what would their top complaint about you be?
My cats would probably moan about me farting against them when they snuggle in behind me
. Honestly I don't do it on purpose it just pops out. "
My dog would definitely frown about my masturbating. Tbf she shouldn't be looking |
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