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She wants to ride me on my sofa
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"There’s no catch. " Sorry don't get the point of this thread, unless you don't actually have a sofa! | |||
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"Do you have a sofa? Mrs" ??? | |||
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"Sofa...so good" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
"I don't know whether I'm jealous of you Pickles or happy for you. Very conflicted. " Both. Probably both.  | |||
"Result!" Sex here I come. CUM. haha. | |||
"I love that. Straddling him on the sofa whilst he’s sitting up with my boobs in his face "Nora, you’re not supposed to make it obvious it was you | |||
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"There’s no catch. Sorry don't get the point of this thread, unless you don't actually have a sofa!" I’m bragging. | |||
"Do you have a sofa? Mrs ???" I wanted to know what the point of the thread was. Maybe the issue was that you didn't have a sofa and couldn't fulfill her request. Mrs | |||
"Describe your sofa to me please Pickles, in graphic detail 😍😍😍😜" No. I don’t think I will.gif  | |||
"Do you have a sofa? Mrs ??? I wanted to know what the point of the thread was. Maybe the issue was that you didn't have a sofa and couldn't fulfill her request. Mrs" Oh no. I’m just bragging. I’m just being playful. I’m having fun. | |||
"Make sure you use some coverings in case she’s one of them squirt gals. (It might be piss) Old newspaper works well. Plus, if she’s shit you can always do a crossword until she’s done." God forbid anyone pisses on my sofa!!!! I rebuke it. | |||
"Enjoy and go for it, put a towel down as well. " for bum sweat? Got ya | |||
"There’s no catch. " Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter | |||
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"There’s no catch. Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter " Absolutely not, nothing worse than sticking to a leather sofa 🤢 | |||
"There’s no catch. Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter " No it’s one of those L shaped ones. Ffs. | |||
"I want to be ridden on my sofa. But CBA to open the door 😜" on your hands and knees 👀 | |||
"I don't do it on sofas. Couches, yes. Sofas, no. " Yawn Mrs KC | |||
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"I prefer riding on the sofa than the bed" | |||
"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound." Yes. | |||
"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound." | |||
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"Has it got one of those plastic covers on like your gran had? Just incase she’s a squirter?" I’ve never made a woman squirt | |||
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"Yeeeehaaa" 😉 | |||
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"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage "i have one | |||
"Pickle, you are in there ☝️☝️☝️" She wants me | |||
"Pickle, you are in there ☝️☝️☝️ She wants me" Big time. Fluff your cushions for Nanna | |||
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"Best place to ride in my humble opinion. Can grab the back of the sofa and really go for it." Hell yes | |||
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"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound." OMG you have ruined cow girl for me now! 😭 | |||
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"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound." Great. I hope this ear worm has vanished before the next ride 🤣 | |||
"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound. Great. I hope this ear worm has vanished before the next ride 🤣" Yeah the rhythm will be off | |||
"Keep the plastic on your sofa, like in Big Fat Gypsy Weddings "No plastic. Everyday I take risks for paper. | |||
"I don't do it on sofas. Couches, yes. Sofas, no. Yawn Mrs KC " Yes I can open my mouth wide | |||
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"There’s no catch. " You dont even have a pic of your sofa up ffs | |||
"There’s no catch. " And there is me been saving myself for you. Sofa shenanigans with another. I shall never recover. | |||
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"Have a great time Mr Pickles xxx " You’ll have a better time. | |||
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"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage i have one"Is it a corner unit? | |||
"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage i have one
Is it a corner unit?"Just come on over and see what you’re working with | |||
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"There’s no catch. " Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week  | |||
"Best place to ride in my humble opinion. Can grab the back of the sofa and really go for it." Agrees, flip it after doggy, push against grab the back n really thrust away | |||
"My sofa bows in the middle for this very reason. 🙈 " Perfect 👌 so sexy sofa sex | |||
"There’s no catch. Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week "Good idea | |||
"There’s no catch. Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week "So, every Saturday? Because I swear that sale never ends... 👀 | |||
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"You been ridden fr? 🤠 " He's saving it for DFS at the weekend 👀😁 | |||
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"Make sure you use some coverings in case she’s one of them squirt gals. (It might be piss) Old newspaper works well. Plus, if she’s shit you can always do a crossword until she’s done. God forbid anyone pisses on my sofa!!!! I rebuke it. " Maybe try cat litter instead of newspaper? | |||
