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If all the ladies of the forum
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"I hesitated a lot last night going in with about 10-15 from the forum… you bet your ass I’m running 😂
You can’t get out of this one you’re already in there  "
Well damn… in that case I’m dressing down and embracing it 😂 |
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"I'd wait until the arguments started then go in saying 'Calm down dear' in a loud patronising voice. Bound to get lucky !  "
I would hazard a guess that you would be used and definitely abused for that! |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
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Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit.  do better! "
Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute.....  |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
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Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better!
Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute..... "
Well just imagine that we are all there. For one night only. |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
👀
Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better!
Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute.....
Well just imagine that we are all there. For one night only. "
Easy-peasy! That's just like signing in to Fab, imagining lots of women just waiting to be found......  |
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I would rollerskate in backwards, naked with a tiara on, armed with a shitty stick with snails on it.
I would seamlessly manoeuvre doing that Criss Cross leg trick that pros do, get to the bar and fire off loads of finger pistol shots and winks. |
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"I would rollerskate in backwards, naked with a tiara on, armed with a shitty stick with snails on it.
I would seamlessly manoeuvre doing that Criss Cross leg trick that pros do, get to the bar and fire off loads of finger pistol shots and winks."
Subtle as always 😂 |
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not
Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich?
Is that a euphemism I don't know about?  "
😂 no it’s just an egg sandwich from the buffet |
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉"
We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth  |
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉
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We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth "
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I need to review these minutes and check any KPIs, KC². ❣️ |
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First munch i attended, way way back when- i originally planned on going home as it was fairly local as i was nervous and like a rabbit in the headlights.
It ended up in a mass drinking session and i was coerced to join in, so i ended up spending the night in a hotel room with five feisty women in various states of inebriation.
So, to sum up- the ladies here don't scare me one bit  |
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not
Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich?
Is that a euphemism I don't know about?
😂 no it’s just an egg sandwich from the buffet "
Ahhh there's food? I'll be right there! |
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉
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We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth
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I need to review these minutes and check any KPIs, KC². ❣️"
Watch your fingers as the Book of Words clamps itself shut |
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"Rin away in a Monty python holy grail type of way
😂
🥥 🥥
One of us will come at you like the killer rabbit on a stick
I have the holy hand grande so I'm safe
That’ll see us off 😂 "
I always come prepared |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
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Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp. "
Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘 |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp.
Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘 "
Woohoo.
I'll bring cake and sausage rolls. |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
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All I need now is a ••magic lamp••. "
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...to bring light to the darkened hearts 🖤 and empty 🕳️ souls of the women of the forå? 😉 |
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away?
👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp.
Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘
Woohoo.
I'll bring cake and sausage rolls. "
Don’t forget the ice cream and chocolate 😂👌 |
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I'd probably run thinking i was Billy big balls. See the shear amount of you as you all turn around to look at me bursting.
Freeze still in pure panic for what would probably feel like an eternity and say in an unintentionally high pitch squeal. Sorry I was looking for my mum is she in here.  |
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"I'd probably run thinking i was Billy big balls. See the shear amount of you as you all turn around to look at me bursting.
Freeze still in pure panic for what would probably feel like an eternity and say in an unintentionally high pitch squeal. Sorry I was looking for my mum is she in here. "
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By *mf123Man 7 hours ago
with one foot out the door |
"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱"
you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought |
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought "
Quim 😂 |
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By *mf123Man 7 hours ago
with one foot out the door |
"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 "
see peoples didnt deny it |
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it "
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣 |
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By *mf123Man 7 hours ago
with one foot out the door |
"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣"
guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis |
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis "
Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣 |
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By *mf123Man 7 hours ago
with one foot out the door |
"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis
Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣"
phew dodged a bullet there |
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis
Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣phew dodged a bullet there "
Who you or I? 🤣🤣🤣 |
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