Ey up fellow phallus bearers 👍🏻
Right, a somewhat crass question for you:
When throwing one off the wrist - to coin the highly uncouth euphemism, where do you fire thy pearlescent power juice?
1. Into a tissue? (Or a handkerchief if you are posh)
2. Into the sink or else possibly a tea cup or mug?
3. You allow fate to decide and spurt thy sacred seed indiscriminately, wherever it so chooses to land?
4. Something/somewhere else? (Please elucidate)
Happy wanking everyone 👍🏻
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"Ey up fellow phallus bearers 👍🏻
Right, a somewhat crass question for you:
When throwing one off the wrist - to coin the highly uncouth euphemism, where do you fire thy pearlescent power juice?
1. Into a tissue? (Or a handkerchief if you are posh)
2. Into the sink or else possibly a tea cup or mug?
3. You allow fate to decide and spurt thy sacred seed indiscriminately, wherever it so chooses to land?
4. Something/somewhere else? (Please elucidate)
Happy wanking everyone 👍🏻
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"A variety of places.
Sink, shower, kitchen counter, straight down the loo if I can get the angle, on someone else, on myself."
Shower!!! NOOOOO.
why. It's a fucking nightmare to clean off yourself. I made that mistake only once. Ended up with webbed feet.
I'm a up the belly guy. Tissues prepared in advance. Preferably kitchen roll  |
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"A variety of places.
Sink, shower, kitchen counter, straight down the loo if I can get the angle, on someone else, on myself.
Shower!!! NOOOOO.
why. It's a fucking nightmare to clean off yourself. I made that mistake only once. Ended up with webbed feet.
I'm a up the belly guy. Tissues prepared in advance. Preferably kitchen roll "
Might be in my 40s but i can shoot clear of my feet....for now |
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