I'm not going to speak for penis-havers. But I once read something like
The mouth, pussy, and arse are like cars.
The mouth is a Ferrari. It can go wrong. But in the hands of an expert, it can be an incredible experience
The pussy is like a luxury sedan. Everything works as it should, and it's always a smooth ride
The arse is an old vintage Jeep. It's a bit bumpy, doesn't have all the mod cons. But it's got a certain charm, and sometimes you've really got a hankering for that kind of thing. |
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"I'm not going to speak for penis-havers. But I once read something like
The mouth, pussy, and arse are like cars.
The mouth is a Ferrari. It can go wrong. But in the hands of an expert, it can be an incredible experience
The pussy is like a luxury sedan. Everything works as it should, and it's always a smooth ride
The arse is an old vintage Jeep. It's a bit bumpy, doesn't have all the mod cons. But it's got a certain charm, and sometimes you've really got a hankering for that kind of thing."
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