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"If men were better at the sex there would be no need for sex toys. "
I don't know about that. I have excellent sex on call whenever. Just sometimes I just want to get off without dealing with another human.
"Women just like shopping"
Nailed it. |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭"
Bro same!
We should buy one and control each others so we feel less lonely! |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭
Bro same!
We should buy one and control each others so we feel less lonely!"
It's not gay if it's from however many miles away! 😂 |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭"
I've controlled someone's flashlight in Texas. There's a whole community you can join, to control, or be controlled - either by invitation, or anonymously.
C |
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"Why do women have so many sex toys compared to men!"
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Because, dear chap, men are ‘toy monogamous’ and afford their undivided attention to fewer toys (or just one).
Women, on the other hand, are fickle and adopt a more polygamous approach to their toys. Quantity over quality I'm afraid. 😉🩶 |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭
I've controlled someone's flashlight in Texas. There's a whole community you can join, to control, or be controlled - either by invitation, or anonymously.
C"
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention 😆 |
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"Why do women have so many sex toys compared to men!
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Because, dear chap, men are ‘toy monogamous’ and afford their undivided attention to fewer toys (or just one).
Women, on the other hand, are fickle and adopt a more polygamous approach to their toys. Quantity over quality I'm afraid. 😉🩶"
Polyandrous.
And I see no problem with having both quantity and quality 💜 |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭
I've controlled someone's flashlight in Texas. There's a whole community you can join, to control, or be controlled - either by invitation, or anonymously.
C
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention 😆"
Sign up for the Lovense app... You don't need a toy to join (and control others) and once you've added your toy on there, you're good to go 
C |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭
I've controlled someone's flashlight in Texas. There's a whole community you can join, to control, or be controlled - either by invitation, or anonymously.
C
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention 😆
Sign up for the Lovense app... You don't need a toy to join (and control others) and once you've added your toy on there, you're good to go
C"
Noted! It was nice knowing you all!  |
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"I think the men's sex toy market is growing. I've heard of a Bluetooth vibrating fleshlight where someone else can control it which tempted me if I had anyone to control it 😭
I've controlled someone's flashlight in Texas. There's a whole community you can join, to control, or be controlled - either by invitation, or anonymously.
C
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention 😆
Sign up for the Lovense app... You don't need a toy to join (and control others) and once you've added your toy on there, you're good to go
C
Noted! It was nice knowing you all! "
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it."
I tried this with my husband but who knew that IKEA didn't make bedside drawers big enough to shove a 6ft 4 bloke in? |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
I tried this with my husband but who knew that IKEA didn't make bedside drawers big enough to shove a 6ft 4 bloke in? "
And you’d need two men to build it for you…  |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
I tried this with my husband but who knew that IKEA didn't make bedside drawers big enough to shove a 6ft 4 bloke in?
And you’d need two men to build it for you… "
Nahhhhhhh, he'd build it himself first. |
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"Why do women have so many sex toys compared to men!
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Because, dear chap, men are ‘toy monogamous’ and afford their undivided attention to fewer toys (or just one).
Women, on the other hand, are fickle and adopt a more polygamous approach to their toys. Quantity over quality I'm afraid. 😉🩶
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Polyandrous.
And I see no problem with having both quantity and quality 💜"
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I knew you'd be the first to pick up on this, my gøth-frøck.  |
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"If men were better at the sex there would be no need for sex toys.
I don't know about that. I have excellent sex on call whenever. Just sometimes I just want to get off without dealing with another human.
Women just like shopping
Nailed it."
Fuck yeah! It's the LAM tomorrow so I'm bound to buy a load of crap I don't need but have to have |
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"If men were better at the sex there would be no need for sex toys.
I don't know about that. I have excellent sex on call whenever. Just sometimes I just want to get off without dealing with another human.
Women just like shopping
Nailed it.
Fuck yeah! It's the LAM tomorrow so I'm bound to buy a load of crap I don't need but have to have "
Oh, jealous. It's too far to go for me, but I've got a kink market in Birkenhead right after my birthday at the end of the month so there's that to look forward to at least 💜 |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it."
Exactly! I still haven’t found one big enough to fit you in yet. |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
Exactly! I still haven’t found one big enough to fit you in yet. "
You'd at least have to fuck me first! Where are the manners?  |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
Exactly! I still haven’t found one big enough to fit you in yet.
You'd at least have to fuck me first! Where are the manners? "
That’s part of the plan 😉 |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
Exactly! I still haven’t found one big enough to fit you in yet.
You'd at least have to fuck me first! Where are the manners?
That’s part of the plan 😉"
I do need to add Fife to my travel plans for the year tbf 😇 |
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"I’ve got loads of toys that give hours of pleasure
Scalextric
Subbuteo
Football
Lego
Xbox
To name but a few
If Lego didn't cost an arm and a leg I would probably buy some!"
Car boots are perfect you often get buckets cheap ish although you often don’t get full kits and plans, good app for what you can use parts for or just free build |
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"We’re trying to phase out the need for men completely.
A good shout really. At least with toys, you can shove it back in the drawer and forget about it.
Wait.
I'm not supposed to do that to men?"
That's what cellars are for |
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Could it depend on the sexual preference as oppose to sex?
Hear me out….
If a guy isn’t into anything anal and just likes to masturbate how many variants of that do you need that different settings on the one you can provide? I.e a fleshlight multiple speeds = 1 toy whole job done
If a guy is open for things to be inserted then in comes the variety that women like ? Different lengths ? Different girths? The colour of the toy needs variation perhaps, so it gives the reality of what they’re needing at that play? A single toy being able to provide all those variants is difficult ? Hence the more toys?
I might be completely wrong ?
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"I’ve got loads of toys that give hours of pleasure
Scalextric
Subbuteo
Football
Lego
Xbox
To name but a few
If Lego didn't cost an arm and a leg I would probably buy some!"
Buy the smaller & cheaper sets which will give you the ‘busy for a while’ fix with something at the end …. And save up for the more expensive sets … or second hand sets are out there …. |
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"Why do women have so many sex toys compared to men!
Saw a tentacle collection picture and my god, we just have a flashlight pretty much  "
because women arent mocked for owning sex toys quote the opposite in fact |
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We have a large box of toys, was mostly for the female half however we have done some shopping and brought some male stuff too , however R loves choosing stuff for me and it excites him to use it on me x lucky lucky me lol |
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