No, not the nonsense oft spouted in this here forum. The actual bollocks.
Men: tell us about your balls! What circumference are they? How do you know if that’s big or small? Is big good or bad? What does it mean? Does it matter? Has anyone commented on your boys?
And, of course, most importantly: Do they hang down low and do you tie ‘em in a bow? |
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"All I have to say on the matter is that they should not be neglected and of course checked regularly  "
Very sensible, MB! But a valid point and isn’t it strange that men need to be encouraged to grab a handful of their own testiclé. |
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A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"
So I've got good sized bollocks!
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"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"
So I've got good sized bollocks!
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As certificated by a doctor!!! |
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"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"
So I've got good sized bollocks!
As certificated by a doctor!!! "
I went to the doctor the other day about a strange red mark around the head of my penis. The doc asked me to pull down my boxers. Thank fuck. He just confirmed it was lipstick. |
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"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"
So I've got good sized bollocks!
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Recovering from having an epididymal cyst removed its not gone well..  |
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"No, not the nonsense oft spouted in this here forum. The actual bollocks.
Men: tell us about your balls! What circumference are they? How do you know if that’s big or small? Is big good or bad? What does it mean? Does it matter? Has anyone commented on your boys?
And, of course, most importantly: Do they hang down low and do you tie ‘em in a bow?"
Unlike my waistline or biceps there is nothing I can do to either increase or decrease their size so... I have them and I'm rather attached to them. I think they are the part of our anatomy that is least pleasing on the eye |
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