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"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners
and dick pics and i get no replies
maybe i need to send more cock pics"
You have nothing on your profile. As in there's no information about you, apart from your sexual wants. You have to make your profile interesting. |
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By *meliaeWoman 2 weeks ago
Chester |
You could try send a picture of your big toe instead. Bonus points if it’s infected. That’s a memorable one I got in the last week.
Incase it is not obvious - I am joking. In all seriousness, add more to your profile. Be more selective in who you message, inject a little effort and personality into the message and don’t send a picture of your dick unless it’s asked for. |
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By *AYENCouple 2 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners
and dick pics and i get no replies
maybe i need to send more cock pics"
Nothing wrong with one liners - best to establish attraction before putting any effort into a message. K.
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"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too.
I heard a Sky remote works better with the ladies "
No, that's a myth
Ladies go crazy when they see a dick pic over the toilet bowl
Swoon  |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "
Christmas socks I might add |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "
Great name for an aftershave!
I’d wear that. |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻"
I'm glad I read the comments so far. I was about to suggest the same. A timeless classic fanny magnet photograph. |
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By *edSirenWoman 2 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that
Great name for an aftershave!
I’d wear that."
I can smell it now… mmm faint wiffs of crusty toes and athletes foot. Yummy 🤤 |
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By *edSirenWoman 2 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that
Christmas socks I might add "
On the penis of course… |
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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻"
I think this should be his PFP, as opposed to the black silhouette head...
MrrrMannn - get it done! |
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I always send relevant messages after reading the profile to cpls and singles. If they haven't been read or left unreplied I eventually delete them. It's not worth the energy thinking you might get a reply one day never. Perhaps mine are to polite or gentlemanly to get an answer lol |
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There is another, top secret and highly efficacious technique that sly and adept lotharios often employ to inveigle the sex out of ladies on regular dating sites:
Have a mate take an ineptly snapped photo of you from about fifty feet away whilst you stand holding a landed fish.
You will likely need to avail yourself of a sturdy stick to beat back the inevitably ensuing fanny tsunami 👍🏻
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By *osseffMan 2 weeks ago
All over devon, I love a road trip! |
What about a picture of your cock, over a toilet bowl,with a lynx can (or sky remote) and the dog sniffing your arse in the reflection of the mirror, with some words like " who wants my massive cock!"
That's got to work!? |
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Oh yes! As Bella said bumhole pics (in glorious 3D like closeup) and make sure to take both your hands and spread that glorious orifice apart as far as you possibly can so that it somewhat resembles the Sarlacc pit in Return Of The Jedi 👍🏻 |
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By *ACOLCouple 2 weeks ago
limerick |
"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners
and dick pics and i get no replies
maybe i need to send more cock pics"
No picture, no verifications, no bio, pretty much you have nothing. You want replies but don't bother trying...
Lina. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Oh yes! As Bella said bumhole pics (in glorious 3D like closeup) and make sure to take both your hands and spread that glorious orifice apart as far as you possibly can so that it somewhat resembles the Sarlacc pit in Return Of The Jedi 👍🏻"
💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥 |
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"Oh yes! As Bella said bumhole pics (in glorious 3D like closeup) and make sure to take both your hands and spread that glorious orifice apart as far as you possibly can so that it somewhat resembles the Sarlacc pit in Return Of The Jedi 👍🏻
💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥"
Praise be to the spread bumhole!
Whilst the milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, the gaping anus summons the gals 🤘🏻😜 |
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Look at the interestd list of the desired woman and pick one that you fancy trying for the first time.
Dedicate your message to her solely on this single interest. It will enamour her.
As you also want to meet men, request that if she is stupid enough to want to miss out, that she recommends you to all the men in her inbox and friends list. Women like direction and to chat and will be happy to see your satisfaction.
Repeat this with every woman in the UK. Once completed, start again, prioritising a different interest. |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "
And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic! |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that
And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic!"
I’m wondering now why real log fires are so popular. |
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"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻
Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that
And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic!
I’m wondering now why real log fires are so popular. "
Extra methane for a more effective burn |
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By *ild_oatsMan 2 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Plenty of dick pics with underwear with some skid marks and a Hi FAF message…
As no need to put any effort it…
And before you know it you will be elbow deep in clunge. In fact more than you can shake a fist at….. |
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Dont forget to tell them you will fuck them like they have never been fucked before. Always wear the oddly stained vest and leave a half eaten pizza next to the overflowing ashtray too.
They will be gagging for it. |
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"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…"
😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.
Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.
Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜 |
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By *obdukesMan 2 weeks ago
small village |
"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too. "
Depends lynx Africa you look old and not with it  but a fire stick remote makes it look bigger and it’s not from the 90’s !
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By *edSirenWoman 2 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…
😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.
Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.
Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜"
Must be accompanied with a sex name of its own. And an introductory, panty melting, message such as ‘yoooo, I couldn’t give a shit, but boris here is very excited to say hi to your internal organs…’
Oh yeahhhhh 🤤🤤🤤 |
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"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…
😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.
Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.
Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜
Must be accompanied with a sex name of its own. And an introductory, panty melting, message such as ‘yoooo, I couldn’t give a shit, but boris here is very excited to say hi to your internal organs…’
Oh yeahhhhh 🤤🤤🤤"
😂😂😂😂 |
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Don't forget the background. Your place must look like a complete mess. Fast food leftovers all around, dirty clothes on the floor, kid’s toy gathering dust, empty Captain Morgan’s bottles in the sink, your dental plaque in a glass of water, you get me? Women love to do the cleaning  |
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"Don't forget the background. Your place must look like a complete mess. Fast food leftovers all around, dirty clothes on the floor, kid’s toy gathering dust, empty Captain Morgan’s bottles in the sink, your dental plaque in a glass of water, you get me? Women love to do the cleaning "
Phwoarrrr! This artistic set up of utter filth and disarray has rendered even me throbbing like a struck telegraph pole! 😜 |
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"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners
and dick pics and i get no replies
maybe i need to send more cock pics
Nothing wrong with one liners - best to establish attraction before putting any effort into a message. K. Hiya would you like to see my cock, I have loads of dick pics babe.....
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