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My local cheese shop exploded

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By *artfordBloke OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dartford

There was nothing left but de-brie

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By *antam AvershiresMan 2 weeks ago

Falme

I have a theory the Swiss are behind it but I admit it's full of holes.

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By *rHotNottsMan 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"There was nothing left but de-brie"

Being a spiritual person, I would like to let the survivors & relatives know, cheese-Us is with them right now….

I’ll leave now

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By *midnight-Woman 2 weeks ago

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I camembert believe it!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 2 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"There was nothing left but de-brie"

I'm guessing it was spread over a wide area..😉

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By *irtydesires2024Man 2 weeks ago

West Midlands

Bob the builder is in charge of repairs, he has nails and a leerdammer.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Mature, very mature.

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By *rSircumsizedMan 2 weeks ago

Risca


"There was nothing left but de-brie

I'm guessing it was spread over a wide area..😉"

Best walk Caerphilly around there then.

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By *moothdickMan 2 weeks ago

stoke

The blast was so serve it scattered all over Cheshire and cheddar

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By *irtydesires2024Man 2 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Mature, very mature."
that's putting it mildly

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By *ust MikeMan 2 weeks ago

Yaxley

I Gouda help them out…

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By *r blobby blobby blobbyMan 2 weeks ago

shipley

Somone used my cheese pun already ...how dairy

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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

That happened in Cheddar centuries ago.

It's how the gorge was created.

And now I want to gorge on some Cheddar....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 2 weeks ago

Northerner

I heard it’s like a Roque-forte

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By *nya NeesWoman 2 weeks ago

Brum

Did I read right? Saw a report they used a stilt on it?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Did I read right? Saw a report they used a stilt on it?"

On that’s dreadfully cheesy

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By *nya NeesWoman 2 weeks ago

Brum


"Did I read right? Saw a report they used a stilt on it?

On that’s dreadfully cheesy "

I have been told that I am a bit crackers

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 2 weeks ago

Maidstone

Grate story

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By *illie HardigainMan 2 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

Leicester was so angry about this he was red in the face, you could say he was a Red Leicester.

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By *ong_John2333Man 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Ive been trying to tell people about it all morning but they just dont give edam

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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ive been trying to tell people about it all morning but they just dont give edam "

The only cheese that's made backwards. 👌

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

South Wales

Relax people, the fire brigade turned up.

Feta late than never! 💥

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By *ools and the brainCouple 2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

(inserts witty cheese based pun and everyone laughs)

So if you can all pretend that I posted a hilarious pun and laugh that'd be great thanks

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Ryde

There's a rumour the church was involved.

I blame the lousy, stinking Bishop...

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Ryde

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 09:13:23]

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Ryde

The hooded suspect was seen riding off on a young horse, the face of which was also covered.

He felt the need to mask-a-pony...

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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Relax people, the fire brigade turned up.

Feta late than never! 💥"

They were late as they didn't hear the fire alarm ringing as it wasn't loud enough.

It was just a babybel.

I'll get my coat.........

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By *ffervescentMan 2 weeks ago

winfrith

wheres nicky when you need him E damn

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

South Wales


"Relax people, the fire brigade turned up.

Feta late than never! 💥

They were late as they didn't hear the fire alarm ringing as it wasn't loud enough.

It was just a babybel.

I'll get my coat........."

Plus they were playing their music too loud - they were listening to R’n’Brie

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By *ffervescentMan 2 weeks ago

winfrith

I'm not tall enough I'll put my stilton .

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 2 weeks ago

Ends

Very mature.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 2 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Relax people, the fire brigade turned up.

Feta late than never! 💥

They were late as they didn't hear the fire alarm ringing as it wasn't loud enough.

It was just a babybel.

I'll get my coat.........

Plus they were playing their music too loud - they were listening to R’n’Brie "

I'm not fondue of that genre..

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By *anielpiercedMan 2 weeks ago

by the seaside

I heard it took out the cottage next door too

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