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By *ensual Desires OP Man 6 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

What is the worst thing you can say after sex.

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By *urvybeautyandthebeastCouple 6 weeks ago

narborough

Is that it?

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By *oxy-RedWoman 6 weeks ago

pink panther territory

How's your Dad

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 6 weeks ago

Durham

Your sister was better

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By *oodmessMan 6 weeks ago

yumsville

Don't wipe it, sponge it

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 6 weeks ago

Durham

Apologise to the patient, and remind yourself that one moment of weakness does not make you a bad vet

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By *parkle1974Woman 6 weeks ago

Leeds

You'd make a great egg timer

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By *ustAnotherMan 6 weeks ago

Mids

So it was 50 quid right?

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By *eoBloomsMan 6 weeks ago

Springfield

"You'd make a great egg timer

Not hard boiled I guess ?

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By *parkle1974Woman 6 weeks ago

Leeds

"You'd make a great egg timer

Not hard boiled I guess ?"

Soft like them

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 6 weeks ago

Hatfield

You’re just like your mother

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By *eoBloomsMan 6 weeks ago

Springfield

"You'd make a great egg timer

Not hard boiled I guess ?

Soft like them"

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Your turn for the wet patch.

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By *eoBloomsMan 6 weeks ago

Springfield

"Apologise to the patient, and remind yourself that one moment of weakness does not make you a bad vet "

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam; you smell like the underside of a dogs tail.’

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By *eoBloomsMan 6 weeks ago

Springfield

Just start when you're ready.

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By *ensual Desires OP Man 6 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Are you cooking fish.

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By *ustBustyWoman 6 weeks ago

SE Kent

I’ve had better

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By *ripfillMan 6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"How's your Dad

lol

Moreover … how’s your mum !

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By *urvybeautyandthebeastCouple 6 weeks ago

narborough

[Removed by poster at 14/01/25 23:13:16]

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By *urvybeautyandthebeastCouple 6 weeks ago

narborough

Is it in yet

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By *ripfillMan 6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Wow the sex was amazing … reply .. only trying on your shoes 👞

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By *l chapo123Man 6 weeks ago

Costa del sol

Blow job

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Damn, you're pussy is big, damn your pussy is big, damn......

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By *uri00620Woman 6 weeks ago

Croydon

Which side do you sleep on?

(Just.Go.Home)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 6 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

If spots don't appear after a few days you'll be fine

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By *ensual Desires OP Man 6 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Hang just need to ring the wife

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By *elly and daveCouple 6 weeks ago

gateshead

That ceiling needs painting

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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago

near Windsor

OK, I'm ready now, let's start!

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By *stellaWoman 6 weeks ago

London

*screams*

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By *ripfillMan 6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Ok then …. I will get my coat ….

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By *ingo80Man 6 weeks ago

derby

Sorry

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By *over of ladiesMan 6 weeks ago

cannock

Have you cum

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By *allGuy1000Man 6 weeks ago

Reading

That reminds me…. I must clean the gutters.

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By *iviTV/TS 6 weeks ago

London

"I'm sorry, was that okay?"

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By *im le2Man 6 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Your brother's coming round later.

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan 6 weeks ago

Yeovil

Parff

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By *uscle1993Man 6 weeks ago

London

"okay, back to class"

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By *exyScientistsCouple 6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Well that won't happen again

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By *orders-cplCouple 6 weeks ago

middx cpl

i have had better

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By *hank you sirMan 6 weeks ago

colchester

Sorry but you didn't get the job this time

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By *iss DevilWoman 6 weeks ago

Bedford

Next!

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

When's your mum coming

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By *exyScientistsCouple 6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Is it usually that colour?

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I better finish myself off then

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is that your blood or mine?

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By *ein-guyMan 6 weeks ago

Cowes

Better than a wank I suppose!

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By *ickedtiesWoman 6 weeks ago

limerick

That was quick!

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By *ornLordMan 6 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Zzzzzzzz....

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By *onnie 90Woman 6 weeks ago

Leeds

When are we starting?

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By *rjay224Man 6 weeks ago

up north

When you turn over and you can hear the vibrator 😂😂

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 6 weeks ago

Londontown

"Definitely a 5 out of 10"

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By *exyScientistsCouple 6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Are you sure you've done this before?

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By *ife NinjaMan 6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Is that all you've got?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Chichester

"What is the worst thing you can say after sex."

How long till you leave

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By *lex0147Man 6 weeks ago

biggleswade

That was quick

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By *histle do nicelyMan 6 weeks ago

Glasgow South

"Apologise to the patient, and remind yourself that one moment of weakness does not make you a bad vet "
. Jimmy Carr.. brilliant

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By *orryless_IndulgeMoreMan 6 weeks ago

South West

When was your last check up

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By *he naughty pairCouple 6 weeks ago

Bicester

Oops!

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By *dc1Man 6 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Im still going to cut the electric off.

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By *orflondonerMan 6 weeks ago

Wood Green

What was the name again?...

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By *erfHerder74Man 6 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Is that the time can you leave

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By *he naughty pairCouple 5 weeks ago

Bicester

Oh shit mum! that was quite some gangbang!

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