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The above poster knocks on your door
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"Pepper spray's a bit extreme but I don't want any of your holy pamphlets thanks very much... 
I'm not leaving if I'm not being pepper sprayed..."
In that case, I'll get the kettle on... purely platonic... |
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By *r TriomanMan 5 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I will bring the sugar
With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea 
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee coffee
All of the foot pics "
Coffee, I've been working all day and need a break. And to be clear, coffee sex! |
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By *r TriomanMan 5 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I will bring the sugar
With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee coffee
All of the foot pics
Coffee, I've been working all day and need a break. And to be clear, coffee sex!"
Meant: ... To be clear, coffee doesn't equal sex! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Ever felt ignored?
Actually, don't answer that....
Coffee"
We go out on the town, leaving bars just before we got thrown out for being a disruptive element. 3 guys who just see us walking up the street cream their pants. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man 5 weeks ago
London |
"Neither. I'm not answering the fucking door.
Cmon Kai don't be shy, I have Nescafe Azera 😉
I'm also not knocking on anyone else's door. Except maybe Heaven's"
Just mine, good, I plan for you to stay a while.
Ignore raven! |
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By *r TriomanMan 5 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown."
Up to now, I'd never considered a dressing gown tie to be sexy. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Up to now, I'd never considered a dressing gown tie to be sexy."
I'd open the door in a stunning leopard print dressing gown that somehow stretches around my quite reasonably sized boobs and then shout, 'Stop running!' |
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By *ruceyy OP Man 5 weeks ago
London |
"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown."
This is your sexual fantasy isn't it? Rock ard you'd be! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown.
This is your sexual fantasy isn't it? Rock ard you'd be!"
Torture him for not respecting the system of 'the person above'  |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Coffee for them both
Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha. "
Coffee chat about the Toon |
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"Coffee for them both
Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha.
Coffee chat about the Toon "
Come on in 😃
….Can you help me change my bedding please? 😜 |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Coffee for them both
Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha.
Coffee chat about the Toon
Come on in 😃
….Can you help me change my bedding please? 😜"
Noooooo I hate that bluddy job,your on your own Mr 🫣🤣 |
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"Break out the afternoon tea for the visit of royalty
Shove my quite reasonable sized boobs out for him to motorboat
Ask why your back at my door again haha "
‘Hello? Are you delivering my Amazon order?’ 😜 |
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"Water pistol
Invite in to discuss fashion and why the answer is always more leopard print
Invite them in to discuss that zebra print is better... And maybe more "
Coffee for sure but maybe put my clothes pegs back on the line first. |
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