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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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Greetings dear forumites
I have been busy with that annoying thing called life.
I am back to continue to find answers about “The Sex”.
After a lot of research i have decided to try my hand at passing on what i have learned so far.
So it’s time for you to pose your questions and see if i can enlighten you.
Anything from “getting the most from oral” to “how to make up the bum more fun”
Fire away people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"The sex,is this different from normal sex?"
Oh yes Mr Lover of Ladies, you often here people say it’s, “just sex” but having “The Sex” is a high class version and no just about it 👍 |
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"The sex,is this different from normal sex?
Oh yes Mr Lover of Ladies, you often here people say it’s, “just sex” but having “The Sex” is a high class version and no just about it 👍"
Thankyou for your words of wisdom I will try asking my next encounter for the sex see if it's any better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"What's the best way to make a woman squirt?"
You could have 2 bottles of wine and then lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour before grabbing her hand and whisking her off to the bedroom!!
But if you want to have a woman idolise more than just your Willy here we go.
Firstly not all women can squirt so no pressure or expectations.
The G spot is the best place to stimulate to get the desired outcome.
A couple of well lubricated fingers turned upwards on the right spot (communication with your partner helps).
It can get sore there so don’t rely on what porn shows you.
A good firm and steady movement by thrusting and/or curling your fingers is best with a crescendo to get those juices flowing.
Anyone else have anything to add to this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"What's swiss sex like? Does it come with a box of chocolates and a bündner nusstorte? "
Just like the moniker suggests, i am as versatile and varied as the aforementioned multi tool.
Strawberries, chocolate or a delicious meal where teasing is afoot and the dessert isn’t on the restaurant’s menu can be one of my flavours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"What's the best way to tie someone up to avoid escape?"
If you’re going for both hands and feet together, the handcuff knot is best.
If you want your sex toy splayed out on the bed for your pleasure an alpine butterfly is inescapable once secured. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"Is it just piss tho?"
Ahhh a much debated topic.
It’s a difficult one to answer as research studies vary.
A general consensus is that squirt does contain some urine as it comes from the urethra but also a liquid from Skenes glands.
So it’s a mix, from my personal experience it looks and smells different to urine so I concur with this analysis. |
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"Is it just piss tho?
Ahhh a much debated topic.
It’s a difficult one to answer as research studies vary.
A general consensus is that squirt does contain some urine as it comes from the urethra but also a liquid from Skenes glands.
So it’s a mix, from my personal experience it looks and smells different to urine so I concur with this analysis."
To generalise the research we’ve studied, it puts it at 5% PSA (Prostrate Specific Antigen) so ‘only’ 95% urine.
We’re going with yes, it’s piss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"Is it just piss tho?
Ahhh a much debated topic.
It’s a difficult one to answer as research studies vary.
A general consensus is that squirt does contain some urine as it comes from the urethra but also a liquid from Skenes glands.
So it’s a mix, from my personal experience it looks and smells different to urine so I concur with this analysis.
To generalise the research we’ve studied, it puts it at 5% PSA (Prostrate Specific Antigen) so ‘only’ 95% urine.
We’re going with yes, it’s piss "
You have studied this also, I have never found an exact analysis of its composition.
It’s usually the blue dye test as it’s hard to catch a beaker of squirt to test.
So a lot of fluid comes from the bladder and also Skene’s gland.
So i guess you could say yes it’s pee but not quite as you know it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"My glass of squash is 95% water and 5% juice concentrate. Am I drinking water?
Each to their own, If you enjoy it great "
An excellent analogy 👍
I don’t drink the stuff….squirt not juice 😂 |
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"What's the best way to make a woman squirt?
You could have 2 bottles of wine and then lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour before grabbing her hand and whisking her off to the bedroom!!
But if you want to have a woman idolise more than just your Willy here we go.
Firstly not all women can squirt so no pressure or expectations.
The G spot is the best place to stimulate to get the desired outcome.
A couple of well lubricated fingers turned upwards on the right spot (communication with your partner helps).
It can get sore there so don’t rely on what porn shows you.
A good firm and steady movement by thrusting and/or curling your fingers is best with a crescendo to get those juices flowing.
Anyone else have anything to add to this?"
Thanks, Swiss. I'll try the 2 bottles of wine. |
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Is their an exam at the end of this? Any certification? What is the pass mark and is it just a pass or fail or can you be graded or get merits and distinction if you do really well. Finally is it an online test or there is a practical as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"What's the best way to make a woman squirt?
You could have 2 bottles of wine and then lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour before grabbing her hand and whisking her off to the bedroom!!
But if you want to have a woman idolise more than just your Willy here we go.
Firstly not all women can squirt so no pressure or expectations.
The G spot is the best place to stimulate to get the desired outcome.
A couple of well lubricated fingers turned upwards on the right spot (communication with your partner helps).
It can get sore there so don’t rely on what porn shows you.
A good firm and steady movement by thrusting and/or curling your fingers is best with a crescendo to get those juices flowing.
Anyone else have anything to add to this?
Thanks, Swiss. I'll try the 2 bottles of wine."
Good choice you don’t want to put too much effort in and get a forearm pump |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"I think you need nora you may be aware shes also an explorer"
Good idea we can be the forums Agony Aunt and Uncle.
Have her wiggle her way over this way |
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"Is their an exam at the end of this? Any certification? What is the pass mark and is it just a pass or fail or can you be graded or get merits and distinction if you do really well. Finally is it an online test or there is a practical as well? "
There* don't want yo be marked down for my grammar and spelling |
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"Is their an exam at the end of this? Any certification? What is the pass mark and is it just a pass or fail or can you be graded or get merits and distinction if you do really well. Finally is it an online test or there is a practical as well? "
There* don't want yo be marked down for my grammar and spelling
to* or my typos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"Is their an exam at the end of this? Any certification? What is the pass mark and is it just a pass or fail or can you be graded or get merits and distinction if you do really well. Finally is it an online test or there is a practical as well?
There* don't want yo be marked down for my grammar and spelling
to* or my typos "
It’s more of a Q&A MB.
After finally losing my virginity and experimenting with everything i have learned off here, i am now qualified to give advice.
From my point of view also have debates, there is always more to be uncovered.
So grammar, typos and spelling won’t be marked down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"'The sex' rates very highly on a lot of women's ick list....🥪"
It was sweet Meli who called my threads, “Swiss explores the sex” and Prey to the fairies used the term in another thread.
Although she did say it’s not standard practice 😂 |
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"'The sex' rates very highly on a lot of women's ick list....🥪
It was sweet Meli who called my threads, “Swiss explores the sex” and Prey to the fairies used the term in another thread.
Although she did say it’s not standard practice 😂"
That explains a lot ..😂😂😂. 🥪 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"'The sex' rates very highly on a lot of women's ick list....🥪
It was sweet Meli who called my threads, “Swiss explores the sex” and Prey to the fairies used the term in another thread.
Although she did say it’s not standard practice 😂
That explains a lot ..😂😂😂. 🥪"
Not sure what you’re trying to say 😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"Question: how do I get the sex?
From me or from Fab members in general?
In general, I'm not picky. You'd be included in the "general", of course."
Well there is your first mistake, not being picky!
As a Lady getting sex only requires telling the senders of unsolicited dick pics, “it’s the best you have ever seen and can’t wait for it”.
Getting “The Sex” ( see previous answer for the difference.
Requires carefully choosing your victim….I mean potential meet.
Putting them through a rigorous process to see if they can deliver the belly shuddering orgasms you desire.
See if they have an actual personality and think of you as a woman also their knowledge of where everything is and the know the combination to unlock your unlimited supply of orgasms.
Awww i am touched that i am included in your options 😊 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"How hard should I blow when doing The Blow Job?
Will it inflate like a balloon? And should I tie it in knots? "
Make sure you have a good seal around his penis with your lips.
Use the tip of your tongue to open his tip up and blow like your life depends on it.
It should give him untold delight and add extra length and girth, some duct tape on the end to keep the air in until he blows his load with such force it releases the tape.
Don’t forget to have some strong string to attach to the tape and tie it around the base of his penis first for easy retrieval |
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"What's the best way to make a woman squirt?
You could have 2 bottles of wine and then lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour before grabbing her hand and whisking her off to the bedroom!!
But if you want to have a woman idolise more than just your Willy here we go.
Firstly not all women can squirt so no pressure or expectations.
The G spot is the best place to stimulate to get the desired outcome.
A couple of well lubricated fingers turned upwards on the right spot (communication with your partner helps).
It can get sore there so don’t rely on what porn shows you.
A good firm and steady movement by thrusting and/or curling your fingers is best with a crescendo to get those juices flowing.
Anyone else have anything to add to this?"
My vagina likes to squirt with anal penetration. Have no idea why or how. I don’t often think about the science behind it 🤭 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"What's the best way to make a woman squirt?
You could have 2 bottles of wine and then lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour before grabbing her hand and whisking her off to the bedroom!!
But if you want to have a woman idolise more than just your Willy here we go.
Firstly not all women can squirt so no pressure or expectations.
The G spot is the best place to stimulate to get the desired outcome.
A couple of well lubricated fingers turned upwards on the right spot (communication with your partner helps).
It can get sore there so don’t rely on what porn shows you.
A good firm and steady movement by thrusting and/or curling your fingers is best with a crescendo to get those juices flowing.
Anyone else have anything to add to this?
My vagina likes to squirt with anal penetration. Have no idea why or how. I don’t often think about the science behind it 🤭"
Wow!!! It’s not often i am left speechless but you Ms have rendered me tongue tied!!!
You should add this to my bum thread, I have a feeling you have a unique talent.
Fuck science it often ruins the wonderful mysteries of life 😉🥰 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"You know when you have the sex and room subsequently smells of the sex….after the sex?
Which is better for getting rid of said heady scent, Frebreze or Air Wick? "
Scented candles are always a personal favourite but failing that a plug in works well.
You’re session having “the sex” will smell like floral bliss 👍 |
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