It just so happens that the following become real.
Somehow 🤷🏻♂️.
1) Do nothing - Earth is blown apart by an asteroid. Everything dies.
2) Become Emperor Musk's sex sl@ve for 48 hours. All his kinks indulged, regardless of how extreme they are. No asteroid, and WW3 averted.
3) As above but for 28 days and nights. Everyone receives a 10% real increase in wealth for 20 years.
4) As above but for 100 days. Every living thing on earth experiences unprecedented abundance and increase for 1,000 years. Even though that's probably illogical. But go with it.
And there are friendly flying talking 🦄🦄🦄 that like taking you into the sky on their backs.
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I should probably have added, on Day 101 under 4), there is no longer any Emperor Musk.
Just, oh I dunno, some form of happy 🦄🦄🦄 inspired liberty without governments. Telepathic or something. Who cares? It's just all bloody brilliant for everything for 1,000 years.
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I happen to know Emperor Musk's kinks are to supply slightly overweight, middle aged Welshmen with promiscuous and wanton kinky women, who conveniently share a desire for said demograph and nationally, so he can just sit back and watch.
#4.
So you're all safe. You're welcome.🦄 |
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