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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come grab a warm drink and some breakfast, it's quite cold today!

All free of charge of course so make yourself at home.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman 2 days ago

Birmingham

Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers."
.of course you can. 😁

Woul you like anything else? with that?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁

Woul you like anything else? with that?

"

I'm still waking up 🤣

The typos..

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 2 days ago

Next Door

Coffee with cream.

2x sausage, 2 x bacon and 2 x eggs, please.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 2 days ago

Merseyside

Thick white buttery toast for us both with an English breakfast tea and a flat white please toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Coffee with cream.

2x sausage, 2 x bacon and 2 x eggs, please.

"

.of course coming right up, would you like anything else?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Thick white buttery toast for us both with an English breakfast tea and a flat white please toots "

Of course coming right up, would you like anything else?

I forgot about the muffins I just got in!

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman 2 days ago

Birmingham


"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁

Woul you like anything else? with that?

"

A server that's awake please

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago

pink panther territory

A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁

Woul you like anything else? with that?

A server that's awake please "

Ahah sorry about that, tell you what I'll throw you some muffins on your order as an apology.

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By *obilebottomMan 2 days ago

All over

An espresso and a baked alaska please. Also a long shovel and a guy with muscles. Thank you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls "

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"An espresso and a baked alaska please. Also a long shovel and a guy with muscles. Thank you. "

Ooh coming right up!.. think i know a guy.

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By *hortyscotWoman 2 days ago

Glasgow

Coffee please! Those muffins sound good too

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By *MattyMan 2 days ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Coffee please! Those muffins sound good too "

Coming right up, either one. Muffin of course.

They are there quite delicious. 😋

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By *ripfillMan 2 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Good morning OP

Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls

And a well done bacon baguette 🥖

A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire

Thank you

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?"

Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning OP

Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls

And a well done bacon baguette 🥖

A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire

Thank you "

Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.

Want a muffin aswell?

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By *MattyMan 2 days ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon


"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?

Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around. "

Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?

Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around.

Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first "

Ah I see well just shout if you do

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By *over of ladiesMan 2 days ago

cannock

Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago

pink panther territory


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!"

Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side."
.of course you can, anything else?

Maybe a muffin?

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By *mmaleiaWoman 2 days ago

Trowbridge

Bacon bap with brown sauce & a latte please mr Toots 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!

Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls "

I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.

If your interested of course.

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By *over of ladiesMan 2 days ago

cannock


"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else?

Maybe a muffin? "

Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart

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By *ripfillMan 2 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Good morning OP

Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls

And a well done bacon baguette 🥖

A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire

Thank you

Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.

Want a muffin aswell? "

Oh yes please … so generous! Thank you

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago

pink panther territory


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!

Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls

I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.

If your interested of course. "

Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else?

Maybe a muffin?

Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart"

Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning OP

Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls

And a well done bacon baguette 🥖

A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire

Thank you

Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.

Want a muffin aswell?

Oh yes please … so generous! Thank you "

Your very welcome.

Enjoy sir there good.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!

Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls

I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.

If your interested of course.

Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning "

Well I'm.sure it will warm you up nicely.

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By *over of ladiesMan 2 days ago

cannock


"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else?

Maybe a muffin?

Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart

Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end!"

Sounds good will eat muffin for afternoon tea,with a strong cup of Yorkshire

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By *outhern77Man 2 days ago

Quinton

Morning..

Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please..

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago

pink panther territory


"A very strong coffee

And some cyanide pls

I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!

Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls

I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.

If your interested of course.

Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning

Well I'm.sure it will warm you up nicely. "

Oh it will definitely do the trick

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else?

Maybe a muffin?

Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart

Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end!

Sounds good will eat muffin for afternoon tea,with a strong cup of Yorkshire "

Good good, it's very rare you get quality premium food at a the lowest possible.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning..

Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please.."

. Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps?

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By *alico_KittyWoman 2 days ago

Kittys Lane

Morning toots,

Can I please have a cappuccino and a muffin aswell x

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By *outhern77Man 2 days ago

Quinton


"Morning..

Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please... Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps?"

Morning to You too Sir

I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning toots,

Can I please have a cappuccino and a muffin aswell x"

Of course you can, coming right up!

Anything else?

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By *MattyMan 2 days ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon


"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?

Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around.

Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first

Ah I see well just shout if you do "

I will do

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 2 days ago

Maidstone

I'm trying to lose weight (again ) so I'll just have a tea for now thanks. Maybe some porridge with berries a bit later if i may?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning..

Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please... Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps?

Morning to You too Sir

I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand "

Sir I have plenty to go round, your in Toots cafe after all.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm trying to lose weight (again ) so I'll just have a tea for now thanks. Maybe some porridge with berries a bit later if i may? "

Of course come grab it whenever you like,open till 12.

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By *eaAndBiscuit1989Man 2 days ago

Burnley

Can I pre order a bacon, sausage and hash brown butty please and a double shot cappuccino.

I'll be in shortly as I'm bound by heavy snow

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By *outhern77Man 2 days ago

Quinton


"

I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand

Sir I have plenty to go round, your in Toots cafe after all. "

Then I shall consider it Sir while watching people trying to drive up an inclined road covered in snow

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I pre order a bacon, sausage and hash brown butty please and a double shot cappuccino.

I'll be in shortly as I'm bound by heavy snow"

Of course my food is always ready anyway, never cold.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago

pink panther territory

I fancy something sweet now

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I fancy something sweet now "
.ooh ok. 🤔

What would you like, what do you fancy?

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By *over of ladiesMan 2 days ago

cannock


"I fancy something sweet now "

I have a tart we can share

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By *urvyownedsubCouple 2 days ago

Rochdale


"Come grab a warm drink and some breakfast, it's quite cold today!

All free of charge of course so make yourself at home. "

Can I have breakfast in bed please so I can stay warm and toasty?

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By *ovely ChubblyMan 2 days ago

West Midlands

Do you deliver?

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By *oopy FroodMan 2 days ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Bacon, fries egg, tattie scone and square with brown sauce on a roll twice please

And a large black coffee cup

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Come grab a warm drink and some breakfast, it's quite cold today!

All free of charge of course so make yourself at home.

Can I have breakfast in bed please so I can stay warm and toasty? "

Of course ill bring it up to you.

Anything else?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Do you deliver?"

Of course I do, what do you want?

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By *ovely ChubblyMan 2 days ago

West Midlands


"Do you deliver?

Of course I do, what do you want? "

Bacon & egg sarnie and a black coffee please

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By *obilebottomMan 2 days ago

All over


"Do you deliver?

Of course I do, what do you want? "

Put some clothes on if you are going out there delivering. It rather cold, probably slippery too with all that snow

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By *ir toot OP   Man 2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Do you deliver?

Of course I do, what do you want?

Bacon & egg sarnie and a black coffee please "

of course mate sorry for the slow delivery its still hot so don't worry.

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