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Is giving birth more painful that getting kicked in the nuts
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No. Giving birth is a natural thing. Some women have loads of kids so it can't be that bad.
However a kick in the balls isnt natural and the vast majority of men don't want it again.
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"Let me kick you repeatedly in the bollocks for 12+ hours, let find out  
And torn perineum as a bonus  "
Much more tearing to go with that too 
Everything prolapsing and falling out/into itself afterwards. |
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Birth must be more painful. Most guys put themselves in a position where they could be kicked in the nuts , with no gain ! , sports etc.
I'd give those sports a miss if I thought I'd be having a 4kg bundle being pushed out of any of my orifices.
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My womb ruptured during the birth of our last. I was only on gas & air, and let me tell you... OUCH! I don't have nuts but I'm gonna be bold and say, I think that might've been worse than when our kid kicked Mr in the nads 😶😅 |
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By *ir tootMan 3 days ago
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"My womb ruptured during the birth of our last. I was only on gas & air, and let me tell you... OUCH! I don't have nuts but I'm gonna be bold and say, I think that might've been worse than when our kid kicked Mr in the nads 😶😅"
. That doesn't sound pleasant in the slightest to be honest.
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"My womb ruptured during the birth of our last. I was only on gas & air, and let me tell you... OUCH! I don't have nuts but I'm gonna be bold and say, I think that might've been worse than when our kid kicked Mr in the nads 😶😅. That doesn't sound pleasant in the slightest to be honest.
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It really wasn't! But we're here to tell the tale |
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"Let me kick you repeatedly in the bollocks for 12+ hours, let find out Why do you do it multiple times, "
It can take a very long time for birth to take place. The baby doesn't just slide out easily in a few moments. |
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"Pain is internal. So how would we know when no one can experience both xx"
No-one can experience both but I can ASSURE you that the pain is not all internal. Rip your perineum open and rip a hole in your anal sphincter and see how you feel. |
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I imagine experiencing labour pains for 17+ hours, then ripping from fanny to arsehole to then subsequently having a placenta ripped out of you manually and being at the brink of seeing the pearly gates is probably more painful than a kick in the bollocks
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"I imagine experiencing labour pains for 17+ hours, then ripping from fanny to arsehole to then subsequently having a placenta ripped out of you manually and being at the brink of seeing the pearly gates is probably more painful than a kick in the bollocks
🤷🏻♀️"
Such a drama llama.
(I’m kidding btw)
Pretty fucking horrific. |
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I was very lucky in that both my births were relatively quick and without any complications, such as tearing.
I would still hazard a guess that childbirth might be a little more painful than a kick in the bollocks, not sure about man flu though ..... my husband let's me know how bad that is for sure. |
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"I imagine experiencing labour pains for 17+ hours, then ripping from fanny to arsehole to then subsequently having a placenta ripped out of you manually and being at the brink of seeing the pearly gates is probably more painful than a kick in the bollocks
🤷🏻♀️
Such a drama llama.
(I’m kidding btw)
Pretty fucking horrific. "
I guess the upside is the reward after. Not sure there’s much of one for a kick in the balls 😂 |
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Well as someone who has done both I can safely say an old leather football on the back of the legs in a freezing frosty morning is worse that both.
And yes iam Male, but men can give birth now I've read it somewhere.  |
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"This is a controversial take...
Women have a higher pain threshold naturally and men don't. So maybe it could be equal... But there is no real way of knowing "
Yet, women's pain is dismissed over and over by medical professionals and they are more often fobbed off with anti depressants and CBT 🧐 |
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"I imagine experiencing labour pains for 17+ hours, then ripping from fanny to arsehole to then subsequently having a placenta ripped out of you manually and being at the brink of seeing the pearly gates is probably more painful than a kick in the bollocks
🤷🏻♀️
Such a drama llama.
(I’m kidding btw)
Pretty fucking horrific.
I guess the upside is the reward after. Not sure there’s much of one for a kick in the balls 😂"
There’s zero upside to being kicked in the balls.
Unless the fella has a fetish for that kinda thing. |
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By *IXEN200Woman 3 days ago
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"Well as someone who has done both I can safely say an old leather football on the back of the legs in a freezing frosty morning is worse that both.
And yes iam Male, but men can give birth now I've read it somewhere. "
My daughter has had a few footballs pelted off her thighs before but I'm sure she'd prefer that to the 20 odd hours each of having her two kids |
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"This is a controversial take...
Women have a higher pain threshold naturally and men don't. So maybe it could be equal... But there is no real way of knowing
Yet, women's pain is dismissed over and over by medical professionals and they are more often fobbed off with anti depressants and CBT 🧐"
That's an entirely different discussion that would take over this thread and need a second one to continue the chat.
Not saying you're not right but there's a huge debate that can be had about that. I went though a similar thing with ex so I'm not saying you're wrong |
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By *izz70Woman 3 days ago
Sheffield |
I suppose I'll never know how it feels to be kicked in the balls and you'll never know how child birth feels so I can't really help with this question. If I had to hazard a guess though I'd say child birth |
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"Isn't there a machine that simulates the contractions during childbirth? I think we need a control group of men to agree to be hooked up to one so we can find out once and for all  "
There is, but that only simulates the uterine contractions. That's not the whole story. |
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"A woman will say she wants another child but you never here a man saying I want another kick in the balls so child birth must be less painful
Lol"
My second pregnancy/birth rendered me disabled and a wheelchair user. I won't be having another.
Lol |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
pink panther territory |
"A woman will say she wants another child but you never here a man saying I want another kick in the balls so child birth must be less painful
Lol I only had one child so 🤷🏻♀️"
I had four ,so I'm just speaking from experience |
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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago
Away for Christmas |
The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies! |
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By *izz70Woman 3 days ago
Sheffield |
"Child birth was beyond my pain threshold. I never imagined it to be so unbearable. It's unexplainable, it's pain beyond pain
Meh I imagine it smarts a bit, you know like stubbing your toe or hitting your funny bone   "
Im Not sure what you mean by smarts abit but stubbing your toe or hitting your funny bone doesn't come close |
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"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies! "
Is that how they get the kidney stones out? |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
pink panther territory |
"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies! "
I've passed a kidney stone,pain was unbearable much worse than child birth |
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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago
Away for Christmas |
"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
Is that how they get the kidney stones out?"
If it was, I still wouldn't want to pass a Kidney stone ever again. |
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"Women have a baby and a couple of years later decide to do it again. How many blokes do you see saying “kick me in the nuts again”?"
Also we’ve got 2 kids. The first one looked painful, the second one was bungee jumping out when the midwife told her to stand up. |
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"Apparently kidney stones is more painful than giving birth - a female nurse said that."
Bang on.
I've been told that too..... by a female doctor.
The pain was excruciating, to the point I fainted. |
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"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies! "
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk. |
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By *ornycougaWoman 3 days ago
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I'm unusual but my kids fell out without pain relief. The worst pain I have ever experienced was when I started ovulating at the age of 16. Rushed to hospital as they thought my appendix was about to burst. Never experienced anything that bad before or since |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
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"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk. "
And some ladies lose there baby or have a very poorly baby,and that pain is the worst pain ever |
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As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly |
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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago
Away for Christmas |
"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk.
And some ladies lose there baby or have a very poorly baby,and that pain is the worst pain ever"
As do the men too in those scenarios. That pain is felt by both. |
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By *izz70Woman 3 days ago
Sheffield |
"As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly "
are you joking? |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
pink panther territory |
"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk.
And some ladies lose there baby or have a very poorly baby,and that pain is the worst pain ever
As do the men too in those scenarios. That pain is felt by both. "
I'm not saying men don't suffer the same pain because I know that they do |
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"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk.
And some ladies lose there baby or have a very poorly baby,and that pain is the worst pain ever"
I completely understand that .
If I had a pound for everyone who has dismissed my experience by telling me "at least you have a healthy child", I'd be rich enough to pay for my mobility equipment.
PS: I'm not accusing you of doing that. Just sharing my own experience. |
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"As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly are you joking? "
I obviously wasn't doing it right 💪🏻♿ |
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"As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly are you joking?
I obviously wasn't doing it right 💪🏻♿"
Well I think that speaks volumes about you as a person, that you are able to recognise and acknowledge your own shortcomings |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
pink panther territory |
"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
I don't put stones in my mouth, thanks.
I was mainly irritated by the cheery LOL with regards to the fact some people have more than one child.
Whatever is the most painful is subjective to the individual. I mean, if we're into competitive pain, then something like CRPS or phantom limb pain should beat everything else hands down.
One irrefutable fact is that childbirth remains the most dangerous thing women will ever put their bodies through. Our society has forgotten that and as someone who did not come out of the other side unscathed, it really does irk me immensely. Half of all women will, for example, experience pelvic organ prolapse at some point in their lives. The biggest single risk factor for this and for incontinence (of both types) is pregnancy and childbirth. These problems are hidden away, never spoken about etc.
That's the end of my TED talk.
And some ladies lose there baby or have a very poorly baby,and that pain is the worst pain ever
I completely understand that .
If I had a pound for everyone who has dismissed my experience by telling me "at least you have a healthy child", I'd be rich enough to pay for my mobility equipment.
PS: I'm not accusing you of doing that. Just sharing my own experience. "
Oh I know exactly where your coming from it's not something any Mother or Father wants or needs to hear |
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"As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly are you joking?
I obviously wasn't doing it right 💪🏻♿
Well I think that speaks volumes about you as a person, that you are able to recognise and acknowledge your own shortcomings "
I'd strongly recommend you getting into your tractor for your own personal safety, as this point. |
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By *izz70Woman 3 days ago
Sheffield |
"As usual I think the women are being overly dramatic, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world, if you are experiencing very high levels of pain, all I can suggest is, that you are not doing it properly are you joking?
I obviously wasn't doing it right 💪🏻♿
Well I think that speaks volumes about you as a person, that you are able to recognise and acknowledge your own shortcomings "
Your arrogance is astounding |
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I can honestly say I have experienced neither... yet .... coming off a bike at 100+ on a track and my leathers getting shredded as I passed over the petrol tank and handlebars, left me in a greatvdeal of agony for several weeks with a fair few stitches as well, so I can sorta sympathise with the ladies who are mums! |
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By *abioMan 3 days ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Ponderable "
Why is it that men have to go straight to the “kicking nuts” option!!!!
Just the thought of having my nuts “grazed” is enough for me!!!
P.s worse pain I ever had was a gallstone attack.. and that’s when I found out liquid codine is the best stuff ever!!! |
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By *abioMan 3 days ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
Again.. why is kicking always option no.1…. You dudes are not doing us any favours!!! Did we not discuss this at the last “general meeting “
Just shows a man a picture of a cabbage.. and a grater!!! Mind games!!!
Message sent!!! |
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"And then you have to have the biggest shit of your life. Then we can talk. "
And passing that massive blood clot with your second - mine was the size of an orange the day after and I thought my insides were falling out 😂 |
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"The hilarity of women's attitudes on this is rather hypocritical. The amount of times we see "women's experiences get dismissed" yet oh so easily women are doing that to men on this thread simply based on bias of something they will never experience.
Neither will ever experience the other, so no definitive answer can be found. One is a prolonged pain (which we have all seen in one way or another play out), the other a high intensity pain (it really is no joke or exaggerated by men) that can briefly appear to render the body in shock.
However it really doesn't matter because the passing of a kidney stone is either equal to or worse than child birth for both men and women, and POTENTIALLY worse for men because of the much longer urinary tract and where the pain is concentrated.
So suck it ladies!
Is that how they get the kidney stones out?"
Joe. . Welcome back
Men get sounding, presumably to simulate some of the effects of passing kidney stones. Perhaps that's when they should be kicked in the nuts, so they are reveal all on it? |
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After witnessing the births of my children, I have never seen anything as raw and human as my partner giving birth. It's a force of nature a privilege to witness and behold. Pointless comparing to the kick. It's a different order. |
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All I can say is yes I've been kicked in the balls several times and not by choice and whereas yes it hurts so does taking an elbow to the jaw or being slammed into the ground but cmon guys a woman giving birth is completely next level stuff |
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By *lan157Man 2 days ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
I was at the birth of my children and I tell you as a man seeing this process and witnessing what a woman has to go through and then the joy of the end result it made me feel humble and my contribution insignificant compared to my heroic (ex) wife . |
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By *ddie1966Man 2 days ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
You could never get a definitive answer for this as
1 men can't give birth
2 women don't have testicles.
However, giving birth vs kidney stones are said to be on par and the pain from kidney stones can go on a lot longer than child birth.
I've had kidney stones, so I'd say the lesser has to be a kick in the nads.
I've had that, too, playing rugby.
However, as yourself the question, after recovering from a kick in the nads, will a bloke say "Do it again!", but how many women say I want another baby.
Them females of the species is tough. Honey badger tough.
They have my respect. |
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By *ags73Man 2 days ago
glasgow-ish |
Gotta be childbirth
There was a time I (probably deservingly) got booted in the hawmaws with pointy shoes and not gonna lie, it was bloody painful.
But I’m sure nowhere near the thingy going dilated and popping out a baby |
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"Child birth was beyond my pain threshold. I never imagined it to be so unbearable. It's unexplainable, it's pain beyond pain
Meh I imagine it smarts a bit, you know like stubbing your toe or hitting your funny bone "
Smarts a bit yes, standing on lego though. That trumps them all. |
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"Isn't there a machine that simulates the contractions during childbirth? I think we need a control group of men to agree to be hooked up to one so we can find out once and for all "
That and then push a melon out your arse, the contractions aren't anything compared to that.
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Very subjective question really. Until we get a man/ woman with both sexual organs to give birth and be kicked in the balls we will never know the answer. I've seen people pass out from the pain of both. I've had a cricket ball to the nuts and was cold out for quite a few seconds. |
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I think it depends really. Some people have pain as a result of giving birth that has lasted many years, in my case 35 so far. Maybe some men have similar pain from a swift kick to the testicles, I don't know 🤷♀️ |
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