Post anything you like as long as within the rules and respectful to everyone. The purpose of this is to help me pace eating the whole bag of chocolate peanuts instead of all at once as I usually do. For every post someone puts on the thread, I will just have a single chocolate peanut. Thank you.  |
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"I reckon I'm the most blocked forumite on here 😂😂
Yeah, thanks. I'm #2 now. But if you want to get the undisputed title you need more forum bans.
I'm happy being 'edgy' and 'puerile' 😂 "
And you contributed two choc peanuts so far too  |
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You know those purple wheelie bins?
I really like those and am jealous as we don’t have them in my area ☹️
I’d like to tie one to the back of a car before climbing into it and going Ben Hur’ing down the street 👍🏻 |
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"‘Plinth’ is a word that is seldom used in everyday conversation these days. Criminal.
Quality wordage"
Me thinks, per chance, I have discovered the Holy Grail - a fellow Plintherite. Perhaps my journey has reached its end! |
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"You know those purple wheelie bins?
I really like those and am jealous as we don’t have them in my area ☹️
I’d like to tie one to the back of a car before climbing into it and going Ben Hur’ing down the street 👍🏻"
We got ours about 4 years ago. The daughter loved it so much she gave it a hug and kissed it. I look forward to reminding her of this on her wedding day |
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Just thought I would post a poem I read.
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My hands can handle you
And you haven’t even met
The little pink lips of death
Yet
This mouth has taken down Godzilla
Left him for dead in under six minutes
But you?
I’m taking my time with you
Lucky man
Your death will take hours
Where do you want me to start?
Asshole, balls, shaft, tip?
Don’t worry
I’m covering all your bases
Speak now before you’re incoherent
It’s my choice? Okay.
It would be so much easier on them
If they felt like they had a say
Kinda like a last meal kinda deal
They never learn
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