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For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. |
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"Anyone made a clone a Willy kit ? That’s a weird feeling
Wouldn't you keep your cock still, whilst it's making a mold of it, rather than fuck the kit?"
. Yes but sliding into cold wet moulding material |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine  I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…"
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
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Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
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In Suffolk anything is fair game!  |
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By *C79Man 1 week ago
Caterham |
"Anyone made a clone a Willy kit ? That’s a weird feeling "
What are the chances! I just did the mould today. I was focusing so much on staying hard (it's so unsexy) that I didn't notice the sensation of the mixture! |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush"
You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣
The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈 |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
In Suffolk anything is fair game! "
In which case I’m moving to Suffolk  |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
In Suffolk anything is fair game! "
I'd like to deny that, but.. I can't 🙈 |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush
You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣
The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈"
Well you wouldn’t want to fuck the nozzle, would ya?
To be honest - deodorant and a hairbrush are pretty common I think. And electric toothbrushes too, I think?
I’d have been more impressed if you said you fucked the gear shifter though - I’ve had repetitive dreams about this 😂 |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush
You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣
The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈
Well you wouldn’t want to fuck the nozzle, would ya?
To be honest - deodorant and a hairbrush are pretty common I think. And electric toothbrushes too, I think?
I’d have been more impressed if you said you fucked the gear shifter though - I’ve had repetitive dreams about this 😂"
Freezer burn comes to mind 😬
I suppose so! I once used one of those chunky felt tip pens 🤣
Wet dreams? Or nightmares? 👀 |
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun.
If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared…. "
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn |
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun.
If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn "
I believe it was! 😝
That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀 |
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun.
If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn
I believe it was! 😝
That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀"
Pahahahahaha - you froze your flaps nd got a travel sized deodorant cap stuck up there, in one sitting?
Outstanding behaviour! 😂 |
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun.
If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn
I believe it was! 😝
That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀
Pahahahahaha - you froze your flaps nd got a travel sized deodorant cap stuck up there, in one sitting?
Outstanding behaviour! 😂"
It was not a good day! 😭
Safe to say that it will not be happening again 🤣 |
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick YES
- the knob on the end of the bed
YES
- a deodorant can YES
- a hairbrush"
NO
Drinks flask in bushes at the golf course
Driver ...Callaway for those who know
Set of ring spanners
Various 1 Ltr bottles. Plastic of course
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By *a LunaWoman 1 week ago
South Wales |
"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked."
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right? |
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"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked.
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?"
How do you think Rod Hull died? |
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"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked.
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?
How do you think Rod Hull died? "
I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere.
Never heard from him since. Cunt. |
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"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked.
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?
How do you think Rod Hull died?
I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere.
Never heard from him since. Cunt."
He always had his hand in other birds anyway - you didn’t lose too much….  |
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"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked.
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?"
A "Tenga Egg".
I hope it was a sex toy. |
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"For any given definition of fucked.
If you've fucked me that can't be your answer.
For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked.
I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?
How do you think Rod Hull died?
I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere.
Never heard from him since. Cunt.
He always had his hand in other birds anyway - you didn’t lose too much…. "
We actually had Emu with us. He was. So tender. Can't believe he ghosted me too. Both fucked off together. I went back in the house to wait for them but they never showed. They need a new TV too. Fucking thing didn't work. |
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!
By 'no me' I presume it is you?"
It's wasn't me,but one of the boys |
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!
I'm gonna start baking my own bread"
TO EAT NOT TO FUCK |
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By *enk15Man 1 week ago
Evesham |
"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!
I'm gonna start baking my own bread
TO EAT NOT TO FUCK"
Just do both 🤷♂️ once you’ve finished, breakfast is ready |
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"I have only fucked wives and they all seemed normal. (It’s normal for a wife to want to make their hubby watch right?)"
Watch and or film, yes
Similarly it occured to me recently i dont think i've ever fucked anybody who wasnt married, even when i was young it was always older married women.... |
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"The ex wife was a homicidal maniac "
I don’t know, if this is weird as I put a lot of us fellas when we were young, either between the mattress, or chairs, anywhere really that we could slide our cocks into |
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