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one day awakes to find that your boobs are on the top of your head and your genitals lie squarely where your mouth once was. You HAVE TO walk down to the corner shop or your dog will die. You have nothing to cover your face and your mother is approaching you part way to the corner shop with five of the women's brigade.
What are you first, second and final thoughts? What do you do ? Wtf happens ?
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My initial thought would be; ‘Hmmm…This is indeed a most curious phenomenon.’
My second thought: ‘How will I now eat and drink?!’
My third thought: ‘Oh…I don’t know….it is rather a fetching look.’ 😜 |
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"What are your first, second and final thoughts? What do you do ? Wtf happens ?
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First: "That's strange. My genitals are where my mouth was."
Second: "And my boobs are on my head too."
Final: I'm unlikely to know what my final thought will be unless more information is given. Final thought before dying? Final thought before midnight on the day this happens?
What do I do: I go to the corner shop.
Wtf happens: From the predicates given, and the actions I've taken, my dog would appear to now have a longer lifespan. Which is nice. |
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"My dog needs me.
Pen, paper, (or on phone) make a sign saying I don't know wtf is happening, but my dog is going to die.
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Just to be clear, if we replace my dog with any of you lot. I'm not leaving the house.
I will then taunt you with my weird fucked up face so it is the last thing you see before you pass. 😘🩶 |
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"My initial thought would be; ‘Hmmm…This is indeed a most curious phenomenon.’
My second thought: ‘How will I now eat and drink?!’
My third thought: ‘Oh…I don’t know….it is rather a fetching look.’ 😜"
Exactly! Where does the food go ? |
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Aaaannyway.
My "more than once" reply is identical to my first, with the addition of:
"Mum's looking good for someone who's been dead 5 years".
And I'd probably have that thought quite a lot.
Something between 8 and 217 times. |
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"Aaaannyway.
My "more than once" reply is identical to my first, with the addition of:
"Mum's looking good for someone who's been dead 5 years".
And I'd probably have that thought quite a lot.
Something between 8 and 217 times."
104.5 times then |
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