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It’s Christmas, you have an empty board, and a box of biscuits.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

What’s ya knob cheese of choice?

I’ll start you off with a few.

Cock Camembert

Bellend Brie

Helmet halloumi

Glans Gouda

Frenulum Fontina

Penile pecorino

Japs eye jarlsberg

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 I’ll have me a bit of Bellend Brie I think.

With some Branston….

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By *ad NannaWoman 6 weeks ago

East London

I think I'll skip the cheese course and go straight to the Brandy.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"😂😂😂 I’ll have me a bit of Bellend Brie I think.

With some Branston…."

An excellent choice sir.

Clearly a man of taste and refinement

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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Monterrey jackoff

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Monterrey jackoff"

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By *nya NeesWoman 6 weeks ago

Brum

Just the port for me please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 6 weeks ago

North West

Is there a Mature Manly Manchego?

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Is there a Mature Manly Manchego?"

There is now.

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By *nya NeesWoman 6 weeks ago

Brum

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Willy Wensleydale

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood "

Done

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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood "

Would that be Anal Applewood 😈😈

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By *ad NannaWoman 6 weeks ago

East London

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Any fly poo cheese?

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By *ad NannaWoman 6 weeks ago

East London

Itchy scrotum Caerphilly.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Genius

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Oh and to include the sistas in the house……if any of you delightful ladybabes wanna off up a selection.

Some

Clunge cream cheese or a bit of flap fromage…….

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Any fly poo cheese?"

A bit specialist that one eh?

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By *astyafWoman 6 weeks ago

plymouth

I just prefer mature cheese. Never like any of the others!

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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

"I just prefer mature cheese. Never like any of the others! "

Sweaty feet time 🤣🤣

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What’s ya knob cheese of choice?

I’ll start you off with a few.

Cock Camembert

Bellend Brie

Helmet halloumi

Glans Gouda

Frenulum Fontina

Penile pecorino

Japs eye jarlsberg"

All of them!

Because......bro! 💙

🤗🥰💜💙

My heart is flying.

Cheese Bros 4Evuh!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 6 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Man-cheesegoo

Cumté

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By *ell GwynnWoman 6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'm bucking the trend and going for minge cheese. Growler Gruyère for me, please.

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over

Cheeseboard, some crudités, few olives and good biscuits or a crispy baguette will do me. Thanks

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By *ickshawedCouple 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Babybel batter for me

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm bucking the trend and going for minge cheese. Growler Gruyère for me, please."

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuckin legends!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fuckin legends! "

I feel all soft and gooey inside.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Wangsleydale?

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By *entleman JayMan 6 weeks ago

Wakefield

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Fuckin legends!

I feel all soft and gooey inside."

Like a nicely baked Cumembert

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fuckin legends!

I feel all soft and gooey inside.

Like a nicely baked Cumembert"

🤩😍🤩😍 nomnomnomnomnom

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Rebloschlong

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Vaginal Vacherin.

Something to dip into.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

And most importantly - thank you John.

You're a bit amazing 💙

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"And most importantly - thank you John.

You're a bit amazing 💙

Brother, it’s an absolute pleasure to bring this to the masses. It’s a massively underrated experience.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Labial Lanark Blue

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By *uicy 2020Woman 6 weeks ago

London

Cum-on-barebreasts

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Cum-on-barebreasts"

Best yet! ❤️

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By *uicy 2020Woman 6 weeks ago

London

"Cum-on-barebreasts

Best yet! ❤️"

Too kind Mr W x

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By *orquemadaMan 6 weeks ago

glasgow

Baron Bigod it's absolutely huge!

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Urethral Ulloa

You may be able to tell I’m googling cheeses now to fit the parts of the knob and the vag’

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By *ad NannaWoman 6 weeks ago

East London

Stinking Bishop's butthole.

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Stinking Bishop's butthole."

Oooft!

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By *vaRose43Woman 6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Peckerino

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 6 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Penis Parmesan

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Foreskin Feta

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 6 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Frottage cheese

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By *uriousscouserWoman 6 weeks ago

Wirral

Smegma St Agur

Fanny feta

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By *uriousscouserWoman 6 weeks ago

Wirral

"Peckerino

Yum, my favourite!

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By *ohn.Wick. OP Man 6 weeks ago

The Continental

Clitoral Caerphilly

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

John? Sensual?

Sssshhh...just between us 🤫.

But, I've now got such an extra pong, mature thing going on downstairs - I placed a biscuit over the whiff-zone, and it bloody well levitated!

The world is our knobster!

But keep it quiet-like please bros.

Don't want the Russkies or the Yanks getting their hands on this 😉.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 6 weeks ago

Southport

I think I'll skip the cheese course thanks and just retire into the reading room with a good brandy and a fat thigh rolled cuban.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman 6 weeks ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

All the cheese washed down with port

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"All the cheese washed down with port "

Port Smegut?

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