"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that."
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too. |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too. "
Someone, somewhere wants to eat that.
Weird world. |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
When you sneeze on your period 🤣"
 . When I first saw the advert I thought 'finally! They've employed a woman' |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
When you sneeze on your period 🤣
. When I first saw the advert I thought 'finally! They've employed a woman'"
Or a very subserviant cuck?? |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too. "
It's like birthing a squid 🦑 |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
When you sneeze on your period 🤣
. When I first saw the advert I thought 'finally! They've employed a woman'
Or a very subserviant cuck??"
I genuinely think it's something you need to experience to understand. |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑"
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
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"It's like the toilet paper ads that zoom in on the a us in case we didn't know where we use toilet paper "
No, it's products for periods that are actually designed to deal with the chaos and giant blood clots that fire out. Some sanitary products have presumably been designed by men who think period blood is like what happens when you get a paper cut. That kind of product is not going to deal with the situation. |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too. "
The size of a golf ball! |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
"
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑"
I’ve gone right off this strawberry yogurt  |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you "
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
"
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain. |
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"The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain. "
anyone considering a profile name update, MYB has stumbled upon a blinder!! 'The Clot Monster'
You know damn well, you'd get "what does your name mean?" all the time! 🤣 |
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"The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
anyone considering a profile name update, MYB has stumbled upon a blinder!! 'The Clot Monster'
You know damn well, you'd get "what does your name mean?" all the time! 🤣"
This is a great name for the vampires of fab 🧛♂️ |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑"
You win the internet tonight |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain. "
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless   |
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Before my hysterectomy I had to wear three plus sized sanitary towels at a time, and still bled through.
I took a couple of changes of clothes to work and baby wipes for any chairs I might leak onto.
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"Before my hysterectomy I had to wear three plus sized sanitary towels at a time, and still bled through.
I took a couple of changes of clothes to work and baby wipes for any chairs I might leak onto.
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means"
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface? |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface?"
Yes. All without massive chunks of your endometrium splodging down your leg. |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface?"
Yes, all in tiny white shorts. |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface?
Yes. All without massive chunks of your endometrium splodging down your leg. "
😂😂😂 That is truly the most delightful thing I have read today 😂😂😂👍🏻 |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface?
Yes. All without massive chunks of your endometrium splodging down your leg.
😂😂😂 That is truly the most delightful thing I have read today 😂😂😂👍🏻"
I aim to please. Or for the spot right between the eyes. Whichever is easiest |
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"It's an advert for sanitary products that can cope with the tomes during a period when you 'gush'. Most women will understand what it means
Does it mean they can ride a bicycle, go swimming then climb a rockface?
Yes. All without massive chunks of your endometrium splodging down your leg.
😂😂😂 That is truly the most delightful thing I have read today 😂😂😂👍🏻
I aim to please. Or for the spot right between the eyes. Whichever is easiest "
You've been watching 'Jackal' haven't you... |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless "
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus . |
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"It seems the adverts are not yet gory enough. Super smashing great
The reality wouldn't be permitted on the ad breaks between Emmerdale segments, no. "
I don't think we need an illustration. Women will understand, unless you've sat through a meeting or on public transport worrying that you're going to bleed through your clothes you won't |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus ."
Time for a Christmas knob cheese board suggestion thread? |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus .
Time for a Christmas knob cheese board suggestion thread? "
I think I'm threaded out for now John...but you know me, I would support any such thread from fellow brethren of SKCUNK  |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus .
Time for a Christmas knob cheese board suggestion thread?
I think I'm threaded out for now John...but you know me, I would support any such thread from fellow brethren of SKCUNK "
Where’s the knob cheese thread? 👀 |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus .
Time for a Christmas knob cheese board suggestion thread?
I think I'm threaded out for now John...but you know me, I would support any such thread from fellow brethren of SKCUNK
Where’s the knob cheese thread? 👀 "
It’s incoming. |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that.
Oh it gets worse than a gush. You get these big blood clots too.
It's like birthing a squid 🦑
As long as its not a glasseyed giant squid you'll be fine right?
Sometimes it comes out with tentacles and two big eyes. You have to force the toilet lid shut before it gets you
Finally someone scientifically answers my quest about toilet seat up or down, thanks for asking, I thought it was to stop the bees escaping but now I know, I am informed
The clot monster will get you if you leave the lid up. Take it from me. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll climb up your bum take over your brain.
Well thats the basis for a new series of horror films:
Invasion of the clot monsters
It came from the bowl
Squid Apocalypse
Flush
Flush Now
My bloody nightmare
The list is endless
And I get a bad rep for an occasional knob-cheese comment.
Jesus .
Time for a Christmas knob cheese board suggestion thread?
I think I'm threaded out for now John...but you know me, I would support any such thread from fellow brethren of SKCUNK
Where’s the knob cheese thread? 👀 "
It’s presently agglomerated around the glans….. |
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"It seems the adverts are not yet gory enough. Super smashing great
The reality wouldn't be permitted on the ad breaks between Emmerdale segments, no. "
Not all adverts need to show reality. Or we'd have holiday adverts with 4 hour queues, cancelled flights, sleeping on the airport floor. It's possible to create awareness of canesten without showing it being applied to the area needing it. Or women's intimate area razors without the shaven pussy covered in shavers rash |
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"It seems the adverts are not yet gory enough. Super smashing great
The reality wouldn't be permitted on the ad breaks between Emmerdale segments, no.
I don't think we need an illustration. Women will understand, unless you've sat through a meeting or on public transport worrying that you're going to bleed through your clothes you won't "
I love this thread, ive not really heard other womens experiences of perioids, its just not talked about much. But it should be! Why should we feel so embarrassed by it? X |
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I for one am all for more transparent and overt advertising.
Bog roll for instance; let us no more be coy by depicting random folk skipping through fields of lavender etc; Nay! - Let’s see them wiping their arses after a hearty strain! 👍🏻 |
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"I for one am all for more transparent and overt advertising.
Bog roll for instance; let us no more be coy by depicting random folk skipping through fields of lavender etc; Nay! - Let’s see them wiping their arses after a hearty strain! 👍🏻"
Let's not |
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"It seems the adverts are not yet gory enough. Super smashing great
The reality wouldn't be permitted on the ad breaks between Emmerdale segments, no.
Not all adverts need to show reality. Or we'd have holiday adverts with 4 hour queues, cancelled flights, sleeping on the airport floor. It's possible to create awareness of canesten without showing it being applied to the area needing it. Or women's intimate area razors without the shaven pussy covered in shavers rash"
If Canesten showed you what the one with the pessary actually did, no-one would buy it
#ChalkChuff |
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"Women are meant to bleed in silence, not talk about it on TV.
Now we have to know what comes out of your cum tunnel. We can't un-know that."
There's always the "blob splodge" when you cough or sneeze, especially when it's a really heavy period and full on clots come out at once. There's also always the possibility of a decidual cast, which is kinda cool, look it up. |
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"It seems the adverts are not yet gory enough. Super smashing great
The reality wouldn't be permitted on the ad breaks between Emmerdale segments, no.
Not all adverts need to show reality. Or we'd have holiday adverts with 4 hour queues, cancelled flights, sleeping on the airport floor. It's possible to create awareness of canesten without showing it being applied to the area needing it. Or women's intimate area razors without the shaven pussy covered in shavers rash
If Canesten showed you what the one with the pessary actually did, no-one would buy it
#ChalkChuff"
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