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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

How many are you on?

Any thread, even ones you started, from the 35 on your green arrow.

I'm on 6 and feeling pretty pleased with myself.

So stuff that up your Greggs Doughnut Sensual 😤😤.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 8 weeks ago

North West

Not a single one. Must try harder.

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By *enk15Man 8 weeks ago

Evesham

Zero. I never get the last word in 🙄

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By *ad NannaWoman 8 weeks ago

East London

I'll check

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By *ad NannaWoman 8 weeks ago

East London


"I'll check "

Just the one. I'm not a serial killer 🤡

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

More than a few...

Including ones where people have deliberately tried to kill the thread (sad sad people with no life and sat hiding behind a keyboard).

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I used to be nicknamed Thread Bundy on account of my thread killing skills.

Alas….even that has now deserted me ☹️☹️

I’ll therefore content myself with a Werther’s Original (and a sly wank) whilst reminiscing of my past glory days 🙁

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

"

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙."

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands

None 😢

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I used to be nicknamed Thread Bundy on account of my thread killing skills.

Alas….even that has now deserted me ☹️☹️

I’ll therefore content myself with a Werther’s Original (and a sly wank) whilst reminiscing of my past glory days 🙁"

There was an Eastern European guy about a year ago - he could shame you and I put together the amount of threads he killed .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜"

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"None 😢"

Not even one?

You're normally good for one.

Life's tougher than I thought.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Not a single one. Must try harder. "

You and Daizy?

Wow.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Zero. I never get the last word in 🙄"

Your problem...is that we all like to talk with you because you just have that vibe. Edgy, but really likeable. So you'll post, and we all want to carry it on.

I have a certain "who's gonna dare take me on after THAT comment, eh?" thing going on, so I can always bank a couple of thread kills .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

One.

I guess no-one could top the chaos of my Christmas nails 💜

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'll check

Just the one. I'm not a serial killer 🤡"

These are days of famine indeed Nanna.

You're normally good for two? xx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"More than a few...

Including ones where people have deliberately tried to kill the thread (sad sad people with no life and sat hiding behind a keyboard)."

I've counted 3 - that's a good shout xx

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"None 😢

Not even one?

You're normally good for one.

Life's tougher than I thought."

My record still holds at 3.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx"

Stay strong brother 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 8 weeks ago

Reading

A rubbish 2 and one i just posted on so probably a poor showing of 1

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"One.

I guess no-one could top the chaos of my Christmas nails 💜"

I've found it and read it.

Very pretty though, in a very very busy way x

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By *uperSalopian7Man 8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Two for me

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 8 weeks ago

Wherever

Just 3.

Meh.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx

Stay strong brother 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️"

It's the serotonin I tell you!

Why else do I have all this knob-cheese - it's a winter serotonin harvest.

(I may have just made that up to get away with not washing the old chap until February. But don't tell anyone Sensual )

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By *NormalMan01Man 8 weeks ago

Harrogate

You ready for this..?

Five.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Some stronger showings coming through now - twos and threes.

But I reckon I'm still on 5 or 6.

I'm the crappest!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You ready for this..?

Five. "

Bitch 😤!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx

Stay strong brother 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️

It's the serotonin I tell you!

Why else do I have all this knob-cheese - it's a winter serotonin harvest.

(I may have just made that up to get away with not washing the old chap until February. But don't tell anyone Sensual )"

😂😂😂😂 The Brotherhood Of The Cheese - we are God’s chosen ones 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You ready for this..?

Five.

Bitch 😤!"

It's deffo a tie - I'm only on 5 now.

Everyone hates us!!!

Yayyyyyyy....

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx

Stay strong brother 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️

It's the serotonin I tell you!

Why else do I have all this knob-cheese - it's a winter serotonin harvest.

(I may have just made that up to get away with not washing the old chap until February. But don't tell anyone Sensual )

😂😂😂😂 The Brotherhood Of The Cheese - we are God’s chosen ones 👍🏻👍🏻"

Only because we smell so much even she (see what I did there ) leaves us completely alone .

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m on a poultry two at the moment ☹️☹️

You're either being a double cock, or you meant paltry 🤗😘💙.

😂😂😂 Even my spelling has now deserted me to! 😭😭😭😭 Why cruel world? Why?!!! 😜

Listen, I tell people having a severe case of existential darkness that my draught excluder will save them 💁‍♂️.

You're in a good place.

There's no hope for me though xxx

Stay strong brother 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️

It's the serotonin I tell you!

Why else do I have all this knob-cheese - it's a winter serotonin harvest.

(I may have just made that up to get away with not washing the old chap until February. But don't tell anyone Sensual )

😂😂😂😂 The Brotherhood Of The Cheese - we are God’s chosen ones 👍🏻👍🏻

Only because we smell so much even she (see what I did there ) leaves us completely alone ."

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield

Just the one Mrs Wembley.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just the one Mrs Wembley. "

Why do I have a recollection you were on one the last couple of times we've done this as well Scooby?

It's a very consistent showing.

Or is there one very specific thing in this world you terrify others away from engaging in xx

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By *ell GwynnWoman 8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Zero 😏

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By *ags73Man 8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Tried green arrow and nil.

Have killed off a few in past.

Mono Monday threads rarely hit the 175

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By *a LunaWoman 8 weeks ago

South Wales

One. Which is quite low for me. I usually average out at four.

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By *illy IdolMan 8 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm only on 2 today, which is pretty good

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nell, Rag, Luna, Willy - poor show!

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By *ags73Man 8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Nell, Rag, Luna, Willy - poor show!"

I’ve shitposted to get a threads numbers up but not to extent I’ve killed it off

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A rubbish 2 and one i just posted on so probably a poor showing of 1"

I was hoping to find 2 and cheer you up Catnip - but it is 1.

Better than Daizy and Julie though - don't even know how they could dare show their faces tbh.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nell, Rag, Luna, Willy - poor show!

I’ve shitposted to get a threads numbers up but not to extent I’ve killed it off "

People liked your shit, and came back to the yard to add their own after 🤷.

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By *entlemanFoxMan 8 weeks ago

North East / London

An unusual one at the moment.

But have you had the start a thread which dies with sub five posts only for someone else to start the same thread a day later that roars off to 175.

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"A rubbish 2 and one i just posted on so probably a poor showing of 1

I was hoping to find 2 and cheer you up Catnip - but it is 1.

Better than Daizy and Julie though - don't even know how they could dare show their faces tbh."

I do try you know

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By *ags73Man 8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Nell, Rag, Luna, Willy - poor show!

I’ve shitposted to get a threads numbers up but not to extent I’ve killed it off

People liked your shit, and came back to the yard to add their own after 🤷."

I like to bump the numbers.

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By *ecky and justCouple 8 weeks ago

Godalming

Zero..!! 🙄

I honestly don’t know what we’ve been doing with our time here.!!

Must try harder.

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By *rReyMan 8 weeks ago

Fleet

Damn I was doing well in 4 down to 2

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 8 weeks ago

Reading

Two. And one of them is about books that I started and it makes me sad. More sexy readers on the forums.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"An unusual one at the moment.

But have you had the start a thread which dies with sub five posts only for someone else to start the same thread a day later that roars off to 175. "

Only when the clique REALLY hates me

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A rubbish 2 and one i just posted on so probably a poor showing of 1

I was hoping to find 2 and cheer you up Catnip - but it is 1.

Better than Daizy and Julie though - don't even know how they could dare show their faces tbh.

I do try you know "

(and try harder 🤨)

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm probably not keeping up with everyone's comments any more.

Firstly, sorry.

And secondly, have some free "I hate Nicky he's ignoring me" time on the house - it's good for the soul and generally makes people feel better afterward 😘😘♥️❤️💜💙.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Only 1 here.

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By *inger_SnapWoman 8 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

5... Some were reincarnated threads though.. didn't realise until I'd posted

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By *ornycougaWoman 8 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Two. Though I guess this could be my third 🤔

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By *inger_SnapWoman 8 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Just the one Mrs Wembley. "

Ha ha I say this every time it's "just the one"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"5... Some were reincarnated threads though.. didn't realise until I'd posted"

Great show!

I'm back up to 6 now (7 including this, but that may only last a minute or so)

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m ashamed to say I’m down to two this evening. Very low for me and I’ve let myself down. I’ve let you all down. In a funny kind of way, I guess I’ve let down perverts everywhere.

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Do we get double points if we kill this one?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Now everyone's going to try...

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Now everyone's going to try..."

They are, and nope.

No double points .

A simple "one point for every one of the last 35 on your green arrow that you were last on".

Now, that doesn't stop anyone (Felix 😁) from starting their own threadkiller thread with different rules.

Freedom demands that possibility

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Now everyone's going to try...

They are, and nope.

No double points .

A simple "one point for every one of the last 35 on your green arrow that you were last on".

Now, that doesn't stop anyone (Felix 😁) from starting their own threadkiller thread with different rules.

Freedom demands that possibility "

Is that so you aren’t referred to the monopolies commission?

What about if I’m the smug prick who gets in last on a 175er? That’s not really killing it (although I am *always* absolutely killing it).

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man 8 weeks ago

Ilford

I've killed 2 threads.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Just the one Mrs Wembley.

Ha ha I say this every time it's "just the one""

Mimi too! Most people have no clue what I’m talking about! Thank you for validating my memory x

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By *iss.BellaWoman 8 weeks ago

Wales

I lost count at about 50 I think, that was when I was still wet behind the ears and only 2 months in

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By *bi HaiveMan 8 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Currently four.

Less than usual but I've been busy since the weekend. 🤷‍♂️

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Now everyone's going to try...

They are, and nope.

No double points .

A simple "one point for every one of the last 35 on your green arrow that you were last on".

Now, that doesn't stop anyone (Felix 😁) from starting their own threadkiller thread with different rules.

Freedom demands that possibility

Is that so you aren’t referred to the monopolies commission?

What about if I’m the smug prick who gets in last on a 175er? That’s not really killing it (although I am *always* absolutely killing it)."

Felix - neither you nor I need to kill ANY thread in order to be a smug prick.

We are fully qualified smug pricks without that .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I lost count at about 50 I think, that was when I was still wet behind the ears and only 2 months in "

Bella - your green arrow gives you 1.

Current from the last 35, not all-time numbers.

That's an impressive all round total though xx

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By *bi HaiveMan 8 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do we get double points if we kill this one?"

I could do this.....but that would be cheating. 😇

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

And being 175/6/7 etc counts (Bella's was the last comment on her own thread, for example).

So that's 1 point.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do we get double points if we kill this one?

I could do this.....but that would be cheating. 😇"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Currently four.

Less than usual but I've been busy since the weekend. 🤷‍♂️"

Good number - I think I'm down to 5 again (6 with this, but, you know...)

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just the one Mrs Wembley.

Ha ha I say this every time it's "just the one"

Mimi too! Most people have no clue what I’m talking about! Thank you for validating my memory x "

Will you apply that to spatial memory of carpets now xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've killed 2 threads."

That's good going for a newbie - nice work .

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Mine are dead on arrival 😎

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Do we get double points if we kill this one?

I could do this.....but that would be cheating. 😇"

But you’d be using your powers for evil, Obi. Don’t give in to hate.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mine are dead on arrival 😎"

Science says....1.

Not even almost nearly a zombie.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do we get double points if we kill this one?

I could do this.....but that would be cheating. 😇

But you’d be using your powers for evil, Obi. Don’t give in to hate."

He has no idea of the power of the Dark Side.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I was close, so very close, to killing a thread. But then my killing the thread went away, and my not killing the thread came along and I didn’t notice how it hit from one state of affairs to the other.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I was close, so very close, to killing a thread. But then my killing the thread went away, and my not killing the thread came along and I didn’t notice how it hit from one state of affairs to the other. "

Green arrow gives you 1 Glow ✔️

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I was close, so very close, to killing a thread. But then my killing the thread went away, and my not killing the thread came along and I didn’t notice how it hit from one state of affairs to the other.

Green arrow gives you 1 Glow ✔️ "

Thanks Nicky.

I made a note. Just says

Bugger

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day"

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I was close, so very close, to killing a thread. But then my killing the thread went away, and my not killing the thread came along and I didn’t notice how it hit from one state of affairs to the other.

Green arrow gives you 1 Glow ✔️

Thanks Nicky.

I made a note. Just says

Bugger "

Well that's very kind Glow, but this bloody sofa-bed is still blocking that possibility

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition ."

Isnt that sort of cheating?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition .

Isnt that sort of cheating? "

I call it genius 💁‍♂️

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

I need to practice this new sport a bit more....

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I need to practice this new sport a bit more.... "

Well my 5/6 is now 2...so you (and maybe others?) are doing a great job xx

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

Im still not sure how this scores.

Seems green arrow shows 35 for everyone??

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Just the one Mrs Wembley.

Ha ha I say this every time it's "just the one"

Mimi too! Most people have no clue what I’m talking about! Thank you for validating my memory x

Will you apply that to spatial memory of carpets now xxxx"

And cheese

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition ."

How cruel, taking one’s basking glory away. Tsk.

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I was close, so very close, to killing a thread. But then my killing the thread went away, and my not killing the thread came along and I didn’t notice how it hit from one state of affairs to the other.

Green arrow gives you 1 Glow ✔️

Thanks Nicky.

I made a note. Just says

Bugger "

Boom boom boom boom

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Im still not sure how this scores.

Seems green arrow shows 35 for everyone?? "

Click on your green arrow, and it shows the last 35 threads you were on (plus last poster).

Click on mine, it shows the last 35 I posted on (and last poster).

And so on for all green arrows.

Hope that helps you master how to be a sneaky genius

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Im still not sure how this scores.

Seems green arrow shows 35 for everyone?? "

Yes, the green arrow next to a name is the last 35 threads for that name (that they have contributed to). You then scan those threads to see how many of those 35 threads have the name as the last poster.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition .

How cruel, taking one’s basking glory away. Tsk. "

Yeah...bumps a thread though too xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Im still not sure how this scores.

Seems green arrow shows 35 for everyone??

Yes, the green arrow next to a name is the last 35 threads for that name (that they have contributed to). You then scan those threads to see how many of those 35 threads have the name as the last poster. "

I think you put that much better than wot me did Scooby.

Thank you cheese nemesis booby lady xxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition .

How cruel, taking one’s basking glory away. Tsk.

Yeah...bumps a thread though too xxxx"

Bumpussy?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Im still not sure how this scores.

Seems green arrow shows 35 for everyone??

Yes, the green arrow next to a name is the last 35 threads for that name (that they have contributed to). You then scan those threads to see how many of those 35 threads have the name as the last poster.

I think you put that much better than wot me did Scooby.

Thank you cheese nemesis booby lady xxxx "

I mean, I just imagine that is what one would do if they were doing that. Innit.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, just realised what clicking on the green arrow does....

Didnt know that was a thing

Every day is a school day

The truly Machiavellian among us will now "green arrow" their competition, and bump those threads to take a kill away from said competition .

How cruel, taking one’s basking glory away. Tsk.

Yeah...bumps a thread though too xxxx

Bumpussy?"

Oooohhh....fanks!!

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By *orny PTMan 8 weeks ago

Peterborough

5 and the dad joke thread, does this thread count?

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

Not any more

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Not any more "

I've created a monster .

And...I'm off (possibly for the night).

Have an awful lot of fun everyone xxxxxxxxx

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By *airyfatmanMan 8 weeks ago

by 'ere

Only 4 for me. Feels like me though...

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman 8 weeks ago

Banbury

Three.

But that's out of 35, and only the ones on this profile. Surely had some on my previous one

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By *parkle1974Woman 8 weeks ago

Leeds

Just 1 for me

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 8 weeks ago

Home

I'm fairly good at killing threads

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By *airyfatmanMan 8 weeks ago

by 'ere


"Only 4 for me. Feels like me though... "

Meant feels like more.. bloody autocorrect....

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By *EAT..85Woman 8 weeks ago

Nottingham

2!!

Ones chocolate and one is mental health, so I'm fine with that!!

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport


"Not any more

I've created a monster .

And...I'm off (possibly for the night).

Have an awful lot of fun everyone xxxxxxxxx"

Goodnight - may the monster you created forever haunt your dreams

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West

3. But I only posted on 2 of them within the past few minutes so might not yet be beyond revival.

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By *airyfatmanMan 8 weeks ago

by 'ere


"3. But I only posted on 2 of them within the past few minutes so might not yet be beyond revival. "

I'll save you from this one at least...

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport


"3. But I only posted on 2 of them within the past few minutes so might not yet be beyond revival. "

Saved you from another

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By *ad NannaWoman 8 weeks ago

East London


"I'll check

Just the one. I'm not a serial killer 🤡

These are days of famine indeed Nanna.

You're normally good for two? xx"

I've been known to close 5 or 6.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

I've killed a fair few - never intentionally though

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By *ffervescentMan 8 weeks ago

winfrith

I'm on 3 at minute but it is late so that can change.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott! I’m down to zero now!

From Thread West to Thread Dibnah ☹️

My magic thread killing powers have overtly dissipated like gnat’s piss in the wind 😭😭

I am surely now doomed to a lifetime of watching Hollyoaks.

Remember me…. 😢

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Great Scott! I’m down to zero now!

From Thread West to Thread Dibnah ☹️

My magic thread killing powers have overtly dissipated like gnat’s piss in the wind 😭😭

I am surely now doomed to a lifetime of watching Hollyoaks.

Remember me…. 😢"

I love the names Thread Bundy and Thread West . They're horribly funny .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Aaaannnddd...that's 10.

Yup.

Get up at 5 am, out-monster the monster you've created ( ), do a few more...aaaaannnndddd.

10!

So nerrrrrrr!!!!

🥰😘💙💜♥️❤️

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By *NormalMan01Man 8 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Aaaannnddd...that's 10.

Yup.

Get up at 5 am, out-monster the monster you've created ( ), do a few more...aaaaannnndddd.

10!

So nerrrrrrr!!!!

🥰😘💙💜♥️❤️"

When’s the official cut off though?

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By *eckard2019Man 8 weeks ago

North West Durham

Just 1 at the minute, a personal low

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Aaaannnddd...that's 10.

Yup.

Get up at 5 am, out-monster the monster you've created ( ), do a few more...aaaaannnndddd.

10!

So nerrrrrrr!!!!

🥰😘💙💜♥️❤️

When’s the official cut off though? "

Well, let's see who's in the lead as this gets to around 165 - I'm generous enough to let someone else have the glory of being "that person everyone else wants to avoid"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just 1 at the minute, a personal low "

I feel your pain bro'.

I feel it .

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By *ffervescentMan 8 weeks ago

winfrith

I'm down to 1 as well and it's one of your threads .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm down to 1 as well and it's one of your threads ."

WHAAATTTT!!

I'm losing my touch!

😱😱😱

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By *midnight-Woman 8 weeks ago

...

I'm on 4!!

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By *ecky and justCouple 8 weeks ago

Godalming


"I'm on 4!!"

3 now… 😉

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm on 4!!"

I've checked - you are.

It's highly unusual for the upper echelons of babeness (of which you are a member) not to post anything and have legions of adoring, ahem, simps turn up straight away to get your attention (science would include me among their number of course).

What are you doing to get to a very respectable 4?

Choosing really tough thread topics?

I mean, you're a good 15 years away from stringy old minger status - so what are you doing Santa Baby?

xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm on 4!!

3 now… 😉"

But...but...your green arrow gives you...Zero?

How are you assessing it? xx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 8 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

A whole 1

Must be losing my touch 🤔

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A whole 1

Must be losing my touch 🤔"

I'm still on 7 🏆 🏆.

Currently, still the most avoidable human.

My Dad would be soooo proud of me 💙

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By *rpeggioCouple 8 weeks ago

Baughurst

Looking at my Forum results, 4.

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By *ecky and justCouple 8 weeks ago

Godalming


"I'm on 4!!

3 now… 😉

But...but...your green arrow gives you...Zero?

How are you assessing it? xx"

😂😂

Oh I’m a big fat zero.. I meant that Santa Baby was down to three.. 😁

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By *ecky and justCouple 8 weeks ago

Godalming

Oh.. I’m at 1 now.. 😉

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Looking at my Forum results, 4."

I've looked - and you're right.

Although, statistically, you're quite an infrequent poster, and it looks like you've posted on threads that are "low-number replies" type threads anyway.

So 4 is a number to be proud of, but I think your natural likeabilities would have that around 1, 2 at most if you were a regular poster.

Sorry - but you're not unlikeable enough xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm on 4!!

3 now… 😉

But...but...your green arrow gives you...Zero?

How are you assessing it? xx

😂😂

Oh I’m a big fat zero.. I meant that Santa Baby was down to three.. 😁"

💜

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By *iker JackMan 8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Rather than a god or a goddess can I just be the court jester who kills the threads

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 8 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m retiring Mr John Wick.

I’m the worst thread assassin in the world with 0

I shall henceforth turn in my marker to the high table.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh.. I’m at 1 now.. 😉"

Not even that (and it wasn't me).

Try to be more horrid and scary 🤷

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By *afkaMan 8 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Two in two days, reckon I'm on a roll

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m retiring Mr John Wick.

I’m the worst thread assassin in the world with 0

I shall henceforth turn in my marker to the high table. "

I think it was your rainbow dick. You went from being "one of those blokes, but the slightly better end" to "God of most things. Let's stay close to this guy. He's cool" 🤗💙 xxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Rather than a god or a goddess can I just be the court jester who kills the threads "

You've only killed 1!

Get jestering Jack .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Two in two days, reckon I'm on a roll"

I see potential here .

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By *lipy123TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Birmingham

2 I must be improving lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"2 I must be improving lol"

I like 2 - it always says "not afraid to be unpopular, but we kinda like you lots too."

2's a good place ✔️🥰 x

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By *NormalMan01Man 8 weeks ago

Harrogate

Actually at 2 now

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Actually at 2 now "

Easy tiger - you'll be invited to join....."THE CLIQUE!!" if you carry on being this likeable .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx"

Seven!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx

Seven! "

Rubbish - you're on 4!

xxxx

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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago

.

I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉"

Theatrical?

At this time of year?

Oh no I'm not! 😤.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉"

Rule adjustment last year was it had to be dead 24 hours minimum and not a thread you had started. Nickynoodle doesnt like them rules.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx

Seven!

Rubbish - you're on 4!

I meant you were on seven!

xxxx"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉

Rule adjustment last year was it had to be dead 24 hours minimum and not a thread you had started. Nickynoodle doesnt like them rules. "

My thread, my rules .

But, as generously pointed out by my good self to Felix yesterday, democracy demands that others have access for creating their own threads with different rules .

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 8 weeks ago

Markfield


"Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx

Seven!

Rubbish - you're on 4!

xxxx"

PS five

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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago

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"I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉

Rule adjustment last year was it had to be dead 24 hours minimum and not a thread you had started. Nickynoodle doesnt like them rules. "

Yeah, I like the old fashioned killing. You know, a proper death. When threads were killed because someone wrote something unintentionally shite. Or brilliant. Bring back the old school ways of killing. Those were the days. *wistful sighing etc*

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Anyway all - I have to disappear for a few hours now.

L8rs 💋❤️ xxxxxx

Seven!

Rubbish - you're on 4!

I meant you were on seven!

xxxx"

Then it's me that's rubbish, mean, and stupid!!!!!!!

😘x😘x😘x😘x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I think I'm on a couple but... and this might be a controversial take on it - I'm only going to count those where they're naturally killed, not theatrically for the intent of the thread. Give me a real killing than a faux. 😉

Rule adjustment last year was it had to be dead 24 hours minimum and not a thread you had started. Nickynoodle doesnt like them rules.

Yeah, I like the old fashioned killing. You know, a proper death. When threads were killed because someone wrote something unintentionally shite. Or brilliant. Bring back the old school ways of killing. Those were the days. *wistful sighing etc*"

Bring it back Meli.

Bring it back xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

So, when this gets to around 160 comments, post how many kills you're on.

By all means sneaky kill someone else's prior kill...and once the thread closes....someone's won.

But no one will really know who...because it's always in flux, innit?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So, when this gets to around 160 comments, post how many kills you're on.

By all means sneaky kill someone else's prior kill...and once the thread closes....someone's won.

But no one will really know who...because it's always in flux, innit? "

Ah ha! A sound stratagem indeed!

Just before the end, I might start posting a crap load of threads which, when no one replies to me, will result in me being crowned, Thready Krueger!

Today is a good day! 👍🏻

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm getting bored with this now .

Technically 7, which includes this.

So 6 after next poster here.

Of which 2 or 3 are "mischief" kills.

I didn't have the heart to do more than that, but anyone sneaky enough to do it, you could get to be the winner on this thread .

I like these threads - you can overtly celebrate being shit and unpopular .

Thanks for playing all 😘😘😘😘 xxxxxxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So, when this gets to around 160 comments, post how many kills you're on.

By all means sneaky kill someone else's prior kill...and once the thread closes....someone's won.

But no one will really know who...because it's always in flux, innit?

Ah ha! A sound stratagem indeed!

Just before the end, I might start posting a crap load of threads which, when no one replies to me, will result in me being crowned, Thready Krueger!

Today is a good day! 👍🏻

"

Do it Sensual!

You've earned the right to have your crown back, by whichever means 💙💙

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By *adbod2godbodMan 8 weeks ago

Manchester

Killed more than Shipman

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

I kinda want to see what those with their fingers on the triggers are about to do

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

So.....

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumpity...bumpity...

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumpity bump...

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By *obilebottomMan 8 weeks ago

All over

I seem to be killing my own recently. Not counted yet!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I seem to be killing my own recently. Not counted yet! "

5!!

That's hilarious - turn up innocently (maybe 🤨) at the end...and steal it xxxx

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By *ister_ee_1981Man 8 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Normally I have a higher body count than a US primary school, but it the moment, I don't have any...

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bump

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bump

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bump

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By *elvet RopeMan 8 weeks ago

by the big field

4- although I was on holiday with minimal posting of sarcastic bollocks for two weeks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West

I'm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West

175

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Buuuu...uuuum.m.m..mmm...p

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By *obilebottomMan 8 weeks ago

All over

Is this still going on? 🙇‍♂️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West

It's still going on

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