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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?
For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will. |
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I love the work I currently do (so much that I was doing it for free, almost as a hobby, and now I get paid for it), but if I was to add a sexy string to my bow, it would be writing erotic fiction 😏 |
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"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?
For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will."
If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?
For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.
If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job..."
I'm open to applications...
Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy. |
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"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?
For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.
If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job...
I'm open to applications...
Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy."
 I like your weird ✔️👍. |
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"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?
For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.
If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job...
I'm open to applications...
Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy."
Could you make it the Nigella Lawson of filth instead? |
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Sex worker or masseur .
I did actually look into being a Daniel Craig lookalike once, there is stiff competition, I’m a better lookalike, but he parachutes into hen parties and stuff and I’m really not into that. |
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By *a LunaWoman 8 weeks ago
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"Writing erotic novels.
The really dank and dirty ones.
I think you’re write very good, pure filth, you should do it ! "
If I become the next Jackie Collins I’ll buy you a Martini! Shaken. Not stirred! |
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I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream. |
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"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags. "
FIFY 😘 |
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"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags.
FIFY 😘"
I don’t know what that means  |
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"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream. "
That's genius.
What flavour ice cream? |
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"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags.
FIFY 😘
I don’t know what that means "
😊 Fixed It For You.
I added ballbags 👍 xx |
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