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Looking at the profile of the poster above, make up two things about them that are "nice" from how you imagine them.
Funny things, but you know - not mean.
Then make up one thing about them that is a bit cheeky-mean, funny, but not horrid.
I'll allow one nice-funny and one a bit-mean funny if you're struggling to imagine two nice things.
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"He gives his pocket money to local pensioners and wires their house to the electricity supply of the rich house owners in the street"
Sam is a far better lover than James Bond (whom he taught spycraft to). He gives, and gives, and gives. That swimming pool is actually just one night's worth of his jizz.
Sadly, his bolognese tastes like foot-scurf. |
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Nicky is the consummate entertainer about the forums. Regularly making me snort some form of beverage as a result of laughter.
Never go to his place for dinner though. His cheeseboard is……….shall we say…….uniquely sourced. |
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I was really hoping someone else would turn up so I didn't hog the "above" spot - but Mr Wickmas, that is extremely flattering in the first para. Thank you. And comedy genius in the second. Perfectly formed and delivered 👏👏👏.
Father Wickmas has the only known (and unknown) penis in the entire multiiverse to taste of both Minstrels AND rainbows.
But his talents do not stop there. Oh no. You haven't been fingerblasted until you've been Wickmasblasted. Just ask Rudolf.
His bio don't 'arf wang on though  💙  . |
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"He is a great forum staple
He has brains too
He teases me too much  "
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual  ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count  .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx |
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"He is a great forum staple
He has brains too
He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx"
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it. |
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"He is a great forum staple
He has brains too
He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it. "
 - just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even? |
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"He is a great forum staple
He has brains too
He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it.
- just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even?"
You’re adorkable x |
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"He is a great forum staple
He has brains too
He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it.
- just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even?
You’re adorkable x "
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer."
I think it was dead from the outset Scooby - everyone's either too Xmas fatigued, too busy, or too pissed for the complex ones ♥️❤️💜🥰 xxxx
(Or it was just shit anyway) |
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer."
I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷 
💋👄🫦 xxxx |
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer.
I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx"
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV |
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer.
I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV"
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx |
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer.
I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx"
Your fromagerie drew me in, as ever! |
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer.
I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx
Your fromagerie drew me in, as ever! "
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Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same!
Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have |
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Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same!
Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have "
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I'm blushing at the flattery.
And I can't hide my cheese-truth either 💁♂️.
I hope the next poster gives you a "nice-nice-bit mean" as well Bella, but if not, I'll come back especially for you.....xxx |
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Bella, your beauty lights up the forum, with a smile that can melt the stoniest of hearts.
Your kindness radiates warmth and fuzzy feelings amongst us all.
You’d be perfect but for your unusual kink, I mean who the hell snogs with their eyes open.  |
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Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same!
Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have "
Miss Bella has the most seductive smile and kissable lips. Only an idiot could not be drawn in, willingly helpless. The ones on her face are all right too I suppose.
And then she has even more talents, putting together threads with charm, humour, cheek, and intelligence.
Quite something.
Shame her admin is so shit - when's that bloody Matchmaker deadline woman  ? |
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