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Tuesday Morning Register - school open as usual, get your ass back to class!!!
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over a year ago
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"It's bloody Wednesday. ..... Ha ah You're FIRED. 
Detention for you.
Anyone else who mentions that I got the day wrong will also find themselves in detention.....is that clear? "
Very clear. Shall I write 'Today is Wednesday' 100 times |
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"It's bloody Wednesday. ..... Ha ah You're FIRED.
Detention for you.
Anyone else who mentions that I got the day wrong will also find themselves in detention.....is that clear? Very clear. Shall I write 'Today is Wednesday' 100 times"
Make it 200 times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's bloody Wednesday. ..... Ha ah You're FIRED.
Detention for you.
Anyone else who mentions that I got the day wrong will also find themselves in detention.....is that clear? Very clear. Shall I write 'Today is Wednesday' 100 times
Make it 200 times"
NO! 100 is all you get from me.  |
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"It's bloody Wednesday. ..... Ha ah You're FIRED.
Detention for you.
Anyone else who mentions that I got the day wrong will also find themselves in detention.....is that clear? Very clear. Shall I write 'Today is Wednesday' 100 times
Make it 200 times
NO! 100 is all you get from me. "
To be fair maybe it is I who should be writing 'today is Wednesday' 100 times. Tell you what.... we'll do 100 each. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present and correct on this lovely Sunny Morning 
Forgot what day it is though  
Please sir if she said she was "present and wrong" would that mean sir you would give her some correction training sir  "
Oi that's not fair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's bloody Wednesday. ..... Ha ah You're FIRED.
Detention for you.
Anyone else who mentions that I got the day wrong will also find themselves in detention.....is that clear? Very clear. Shall I write 'Today is Wednesday' 100 times
Make it 200 times
NO! 100 is all you get from me.
To be fair maybe it is I who should be writing 'today is Wednesday' 100 times. Tell you what.... we'll do 100 each. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woah have I missed a day out? Forgot a day?
Morning sir, morning class
Sir it's far to hot to be wearing any clothes today, so I have put my PE kit on!!! Anyone for physical exercises ? |
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"Woah have I missed a day out? Forgot a day?
Morning sir, morning class
Sir it's far to hot to be wearing any clothes today, so I have put my PE kit on!!! Anyone for physical exercises ? "
can you touch your toes......while I touch your........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woah have I missed a day out? Forgot a day?
Morning sir, morning class
Sir it's far to hot to be wearing any clothes today, so I have put my PE kit on!!! Anyone for physical exercises ? can you touch your toes......while I touch your........... "
Touching them now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present. I'm new to this school so please forgive me if I wantonly float the rules unknowingly.
I've got a bag rammed full of apples if that helps... "
Can I have one please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present. I'm new to this school so please forgive me if I wantonly float the rules unknowingly.
I've got a bag rammed full of apples if that helps...
Can I have one please? "
Are the juicey red apples tho?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Whispers so sir doesn't here)
I've got a bag of haribo tantastic who would like one?
Yes please "
( rustling as bag get passed) shhhh don't let sir hear, pass them on to the next person if you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present. I'm new to this school so please forgive me if I wantonly float the rules unknowingly.
I've got a bag rammed full of apples if that helps...
Can I have one please? "
Of course you can, I've always been generous with what I have to offer!
Seeing as how Im already keeping the doctor away, may I be naughty and have one of those tangfastics please?.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present. I'm new to this school so please forgive me if I wantonly float the rules unknowingly.
I've got a bag rammed full of apples if that helps...
Can I have one please?
Of course you can, I've always been generous with what I have to offer!
Seeing as how Im already keeping the doctor away, may I be naughty and have one of those tangfastics please?.. "
Yes, the bags getting passed around but don't let sir catch us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Whispers so sir doesn't here)
I've got a bag of haribo tantastic who would like one? "
(Also whispering..) if he doesnt know what day it is i dont think hel realise uv got sweets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It appears that all the rumours I heard about this school are delightfully true...
Please sir, may I sit opposite Fruit?... 
As long as you pass me naughty notes x"
But of course. Written at length on finest jotter paper with my legs splayed so the naughty girl opposite can see any uncomfortable bulges as I write....
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"Who wants to come behind the bike sheds with me at break time?
Me please 
Ssshhh fancy bunking off? "
(Whispers in your ear) Ooooh! All 3 of us? That would be so naughty but yeah! Where do you want to go?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir sir I overheard one of the girls has a Rabbit in her satchel sir....is that for show and tell? "
Its not me sir iv managed to over use and break all mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to come behind the bike sheds with me at break time?
Me please
Ssshhh fancy bunking off?
(Whispers in your ear) Ooooh! All 3 of us? That would be so naughty but yeah! Where do you want to go? "
can I make it number 4 ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am here...no one pick on me today! sorry sweetie I was on my BMX
Give me a ride ok where shall I pick you up, hope your wearing your short skirt again "
What skirt? I got dressed in a hurry this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say I prefer the hiding idea. All pressed tight together in the textbook cupboard with short skirts and stretched trousers....
Make sure we bring the apples and tangfastics as we could be here a while... |
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"I have to say I prefer the hiding idea. All pressed tight together in the textbook cupboard with short skirts and stretched trousers....
Make sure we bring the apples and tangfastics as we could be here a while... "
I am only little, can I squeeze in with you? I'll have a apple now pretty please |
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"I have to say I prefer the hiding idea. All pressed tight together in the textbook cupboard with short skirts and stretched trousers....
Make sure we bring the apples and tangfastics as we could be here a while...
I am only little, can I squeeze in with you? I'll have a apple now pretty please "
We can all squeeze a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to say I prefer the hiding idea. All pressed tight together in the textbook cupboard with short skirts and stretched trousers....
Make sure we bring the apples and tangfastics as we could be here a while...
I am only little, can I squeeze in with you? I'll have a apple now pretty please "
Of course you can dear girl...there we are, press in against me nice and tight...ah, that's better! Don't worry about any hard lumps you may feel they're entirely normal under the circumstances...
And if course you can have an apple, anything for my pretty classmate.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am here...no one pick on me today! sorry sweetie I was on my BMX
Give me a ride ok where shall I pick you up, hope your wearing your short skirt again
What skirt? I got dressed in a hurry this morning "
ummmm cheeky, think I'm over dressed today what do you think x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I'm late, my CDT homework ate the dog.
Oh, sir not here?
Room for another behind the bike sheds?"
I think the clinic couldnt save it n he had to have chopped off |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks  "
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride? |
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"I have to say I prefer the hiding idea. All pressed tight together in the textbook cupboard with short skirts and stretched trousers....
Make sure we bring the apples and tangfastics as we could be here a while...
I am only little, can I squeeze in with you? I'll have a apple now pretty please
Of course you can dear girl...there we are, press in against me nice and tight...ah, that's better! Don't worry about any hard lumps you may feel they're entirely normal under the circumstances...
And if course you can have an apple, anything for my pretty classmate.."
Are those hard lumps painful?? Should I kiss them better? |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride? "
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet "
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
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count me in, do I need a consent form from my parents?
Looking forward to the squirty bit.
Off home now bye class see you in the morning xxx |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
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ok comando it is..can we sit at the back of the class the please |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
ok comando it is..can we sit at the back of the class the please "
Yup, right at the back, near the store cupboard door When the time is right we'll make a break for it! |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
ok comando it is..can we sit at the back of the class the please
Yup, right at the back, near the store cupboard door When the time is right we'll make a break for it!"
ok nobody will notice us misisng |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
ok comando it is..can we sit at the back of the class the please
Yup, right at the back, near the store cupboard door When the time is right we'll make a break for it!
ok nobody will notice us misisng "
Best keep this secret, Sir might notice if half the class goes missing. |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"personally i think if sir cant put in a full day we should all go on strike tomorrow and bugger of to Alton Towers for the day
what you reckon folks
Good plan, can you promise me an exciting ride?
yes but has to be on a ride where we both get soaking wet
Oh yes, really dripping, squirting wet
Lets go commando tomorrow!
ok comando it is..can we sit at the back of the class the please
Yup, right at the back, near the store cupboard door When the time is right we'll make a break for it!
ok nobody will notice us misisng
Best keep this secret, Sir might notice if half the class goes missing. "
Its ok no one will be listening to us lol |
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