I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!
It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!
Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻
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By *AJMLKTV/TS 10 weeks ago
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Did you know that most supermarket shopping trolleys have a magnetic auto-lock system that happens if you try to leave without going through the checkouts? Because I didn't! I went into a shop, and went out the in-entrance with it because they didn't have what I wanted. The wheels locked and I almost went A over T. |
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….and another shopping trolley themed rant….
Don’t you just hate it when people just abandon the bloody things in the middle of an aisle whilst they go….well, gawd only knows where they disappear to in fact 😡
That really peeves me!
…And another thing! Keep the bloody trolly in line with the shelf for Christ’s sake!
Standing there with it ACROSS the aisle….at arms length no less(!!!) Selfish buggers! 😡😡
Etc…. |
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I usually get one that's got something trapped in one of the wheels that goes "clunk" once per revolution. So when I've got a few bottles in, it clanks and rattles as I go round the aisles. They probably can hear me at the other end of the supermarket!!
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By *AJMLKTV/TS 10 weeks ago
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"….and another shopping trolley themed rant….
Don’t you just hate it when people just abandon the bloody things in the middle of an aisle whilst they go….well, gawd only knows where they disappear to in fact 😡
That really peeves me!
…And another thing! Keep the bloody trolly in line with the shelf for Christ’s sake!
Standing there with it ACROSS the aisle….at arms length no less(!!!) Selfish buggers! 😡😡
Etc…. "
I always park up by the low-fat or vegan stuff. It doesn't get in anyone's way then  |
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"I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!
It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!
Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻
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Because we're very posh we get Tesco to deliver our shopping twice a week thus doing away with the trolley frustration. Then when we occasionally go to the shop we use a basket. |
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"I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!
It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!
Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻
Because we're very posh we get Tesco to deliver our shopping twice a week thus doing away with the trolley frustration. Then when we occasionally go to the shop we use a basket."
Wow hotwife and funny |
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