One is contractually obliged to add, ‘Treat them with respect’ at the end of every verification (no matter how crassly worded and coarse the verification in question might be)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Going unlos must be announced and extra credit for blaming everyone but yourself for any lack of success.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Going unlos must be announced and extra credit for blaming everyone but yourself for any lack of success. "

Evey tme a use goes UNLOS, they lose access to 2 lettes of the alphabet n anythng they type.

Cumulatvely.

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By *adeiteWoman 10 weeks ago

Stafford

Make sure you take a photo of your willy in your bathroom with the loo seat up and in the photo

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Make sure you take a photo of your willy in your bathroom with the loo seat up your bumhole and in the photo

😳

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By *enk15Man 10 weeks ago

Evesham

Ask for advice.

Do not take said advice.

Ask for same advice a week later.

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By *lueDressWoman 10 weeks ago

Bath

Its an absolute must that everyone is obnoxious and abusive.

Naked sitting at computer with tons of sex toys to hand.

Willing to have randoms for sex in your own bed, giving out mobile and emails to everyone so they can turn up without warning.

Appreciate anyone contacting you, and take advantage of them regardless.

Send copius amounts of nude photos with your face and genitals showing.Oh and make sure you have plenty of coffee and tea and some food for your guests to eat/drink.

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By *electableicecreamMan 10 weeks ago

The West

Consider carefully every word you type lest the sword of pedantry cleave your good intentions in twain for shits and giggles.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

All sex toys in photos must have a FAB authenticated "Certificate of Cleanliness" dated that day.

FAB are planning on introducing the "Certificate of Non-Stinkiness" too.

Once AI has moved on a bit more....

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Consider carefully every word you type lest the sword of pedantry cleave your good intentions in twain for shits and giggles."

Bet you proof-read that at least 3 times

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By *viatrixWoman 10 weeks ago

Redhill

Only average men allowed on the site.

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By *ilverfox for youMan 10 weeks ago

Hull

Must be bi to be a swinger !!

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By *lueDressWoman 10 weeks ago

Bath

Fab swingers rules

All males must have tiny little penises, and have hairy cracks.

You must be a stinky little pervert. Cheating on your wife.

Otherwise you will not be allowed on the site.

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By *lexm87Man 10 weeks ago

Various

"Consider carefully every word you type lest the sword of pedantry cleave your good intentions in twain for shits and giggles.

Bet you proof-read that at least 3 times

We need further proof-reading! Track changes - phwor!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Only average men allowed on the site.

To give all the significantly below average women something to aspire to?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 10 weeks ago

Leeds

You must tell women they are beautiful then when they don't want to meet they magically turn into ugly fat slags.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

You must message them everytime you see them come online, remind them you are alive

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By *imples24Man 10 weeks ago

tamworth

Everyone has to reply to every message they receive 😬

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Socks covering your dick should be compulsory

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By *imples24Man 10 weeks ago

tamworth

"Socks covering your dick should be compulsory "

Or socks must be worn at all times whilst having sex 🧦

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By *electableicecreamMan 10 weeks ago

The West

You must not understand any circumstances say no to a woman.

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By *layfullsam OP Man 10 weeks ago

Solihull

Sydney university statement to be compulsory on all profiles

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 10 weeks ago

furnace

Sheer panties and ffnylons to be compulsary on all ladies over 40

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By *ecretDaddy1Man 10 weeks ago

Leeds

Status' are for complaining only and Uber Eats orders

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By *electableicecreamMan 10 weeks ago

The West

Your not a man if you see a status update hustling for money or gifts and you don't send something on.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Central

Take every opportunity to explain why it's only a sex site

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Remember, whatever your reason for being here, whatever your location, and whatever you're doing...

All hail Davina

🧛🏼‍♀️

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By *teveanddebsCouple 10 weeks ago

Norwich

"Make sure you take a photo of your willy in your bathroom with the loo seat up and in the photo

Don't forge the obligatory skid-marks. Bonus points if yesterday's Richard III is till there.

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By *rthur30Man 10 weeks ago

Warrington

"Fab swingers rules

All males must have tiny little penises, and have hairy cracks.

You must be a stinky little pervert. Cheating on your wife.

Otherwise you will not be allowed on the site.

Passed with distinction.

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By *rthur30Man 10 weeks ago

Warrington

"Remember, whatever your reason for being here, whatever your location, and whatever you're doing...

All hail Davina

🧛🏼‍♀️"

All hail Davina! All hail Davina!

Feeling a bit dizzy now,

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

The rules are there is no rules. So do your worst because ya can 🤷😂

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By *hree_into_oneCouple 10 weeks ago

warrington

You must live more than 100 miles away

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