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By *hief ScoutMan 10 weeks ago
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Might as well get the most controversial opinion out of the way first.....The faux-Irish shite.
Hated it when I first heard it spewed across the airwaves in 1987. Despise it more with each passing year. Thankfully have managed to avoid it so far this year, keeping fingers I stay lucky for the next two weeks.
If I ever meet the Pet Shop Boys drinks will be on me for keeping it off the No. 1 spot. |
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I have this tune in my head Sensual:
"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,
🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,
I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,
🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"
Is that a real song Sensual?
Is it?
Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?
Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.
🤪😵💫.
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"I have this tune in my head Sensual:
"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,
🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,
I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,
🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"
Is that a real song Sensual?
Is it?
Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?
Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.
🤪😵💫.
"
😂😂 If it isn’t a real song then by gum it NEEDS to be!
Let’s all join forces to get this to the Christmas number one spot say I! 👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"I have this tune in my head Sensual:
"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,
🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,
I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,
🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"
Is that a real song Sensual?
Is it?
Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?
Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.
🤪😵💫.
😂😂 If it isn’t a real song then by gum it NEEDS to be!
Let’s all join forces to get this to the Christmas number one spot say I! 👍🏻👍🏻"
 💙✔️👊 |
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"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"
My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens."
Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."
Wtf Bob, Midge?
What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?
Clanging chimes of doom...my arse! |
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"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"
My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.
Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."
Wtf Bob, Midge?
What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?
Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!"
Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues  |
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By *avin77Man 10 weeks ago
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"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"
My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.
Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."
Wtf Bob, Midge?
What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?
Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!
Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues "
Very valid points |
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"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"
My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.
Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."
Wtf Bob, Midge?
What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?
Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!
Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues "
Oh go on.
You know you want to  😘 xxxx |
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"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
🤮
If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.
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You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago
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"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
🤮
If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.
You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx"
Yeah, you got me... 🧙♂️🙄 |
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"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
🤮
If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.
You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx
Yeah, you got me... 🧙♂️🙄"
🥰🤗💙♥️💜💋 |
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I’m nominating Wonderful Christmastime’ by Paul McCartney.
It sounds like he’s plonking on random chords throughout and has made the song up on the fly.
It’s also disgustingly cheerful and being the miserable sod that I am, thus offends me most grievously 👍🏻 |
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