Peoples of the forums, come forth and confess to me the best / most profitable things you have seduced from someone else?
Was it a new job? Free ride? (fnar) or a cheeky discount in a shop?
Also can you tell me your modus operandi and how far you had to go? It’s an expensive Christmas this year and I could do with some tips
*Squeezes together man boobs and pouts*
Hades
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I was going into the court waiting room to support a friend. My bag needed to be searched.
In all honesty I had totally forgot it was in there. I am the sort of girl who has kept a pocket knife on me since getting one for Christmas as a teen.
The secruity gaurd wanted to take it off me and I would have to appeal to get it back. It was a legal knife just not allowed in the courts. When he said the judge would have every right to have it distroyed I was really upset.
I had already been kinda flirting with him as he was pulling my bags contents out. So I ramped it up a notch. Pleaded with him not to take it, fluttered my eye lashes and pressed my boobs out. Asked if there was anything I could do....
He relented and told me to go put it in my friends car and he would pretend he hadn't seen it.
I ran like hell back to the car, shoved my knife in the glove box and ran back.
Had my bags search again while i was trying to regain my breath.
Apparently my heaving breasts, panting breaths and pleading eyes were enough of a payment. I swiftly kissed him on the cheek and went to find my friend.
My husband found it funny. He knows how much I love my knives. My friend however was mortified.
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