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"But first…
What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "
Pro: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so can pay you loads of attention
Con: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so will probs be a bit stalkerish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Pro - I have fabs 2nd most fabbed penis pic from pride month. Oh, and I supply bottomless bags of minstrels.
Cons - there is no such thing when it comes to being my mate"
You had me at minstrels!! |
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"Pro - I have fabs 2nd most fabbed penis pic from pride month. Oh, and I supply bottomless bags of minstrels.
Cons - there is no such thing when it comes to being my mate
You had me at minstrels!! "
Hey there new friend. 🫂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"But first…
What are the pros and cons of being friends with you?
Pro: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so can pay you loads of attention
Con: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so will probs be a bit stalkerish "
I’ve never had one of those before
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I will respect your autonomy and want to understand and accept who you are. Without seeing you as a part of my agenda.
If you don't do the same, I'm probably going to call you out on it. I am not someone who is conflict averse. I'd rather have an argument than let it fester.
I like diverse views and opinions, so I don't need people to agree with me, but then I'm probably not going take it well if you insist I need to agree with you.
If you have my attention it's fully present, but I can be inattentive and forgetful, so you'll probably need to be comfortable letting me know if I'm being distant or accept that about me.
That's the core stuff anyway, what's negative or positive about that is subjective. |
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Pro: I will laugh at your jokes. I will defend you like a lioness.
Cons: I'm inconsistent. I'd rather have coffee with you for an hour once a week/fortnight than spend hours in your company. I won't want to go for weekends away or spend 'girly' time together. I'm liable to tell you (if you ask) that the dress you just tried on looks awful but if you ask me just before you're about to go on a big night out or walk down the aisle I will say you look the best you've ever looked. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"But first…
What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "
Pros : I am an awesome friend in person
Cons : I will goes weeks without messaging because I forget you exist after a couple of days without seeing you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Pro: I will laugh at your jokes. I will defend you like a lioness.
Cons: I'm inconsistent. I'd rather have coffee with you for an hour once a week/fortnight than spend hours in your company. I won't want to go for weekends away or spend 'girly' time together. I'm liable to tell you (if you ask) that the dress you just tried on looks awful but if you ask me just before you're about to go on a big night out or walk down the aisle I will say you look the best you've ever looked."
These types of friends are the best. |
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On here?
Pros: A few more photos for you to see. I will fab you. I probably already know you well enough to have you on another app where I am fucking awesome, supportive and entertaining.
Cons: None on here, I'm a low maintenance friend. Cons of being my actual friend? I don't want to think about that! 😆 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Pros:
Homemade booze.
Houseplant advice.
I buy excellent birthday gifts.
Cons:
The booze tastes like shit
The advice is unsolicited when I see a neglected plant in your house.
The gifts suck."
I don’t think I’ve ever successfully kept a plant alive. I’d be an awful friend |
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Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.
Cons: we expect you to be the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.
Cons: we expect you to be the same. "
I can do 2 of those |
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"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.
Cons: we expect you to be the same.
I can do 2 of those"
Funny and smart. Because you are not any of the others! Maybe trustworthy too. So that's 3 |
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Pro: There are no cons.
~ Mr. DS
Con: I will read your messages, reply in my head, then get distracted.
Pro: I will think of you often enough to open up messages to send memes, and realise my previous distraction.
Bonus Pro: I will bring my own chocolate orange, ya know the popping candy segments. Sensory dream in my mouth!
~ Mrs. DS |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.
Cons: we expect you to be the same.
I can do 2 of those
Funny and smart. Because you are not any of the others! Maybe trustworthy too. So that's 3"
You think I'm smart ❤️
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Pros - I build PC's and can be an asset on a pub team, I have so much random trivia in my head. I've also been told that I'm easy to talk to (Not sure myself, but I'll take it).
Cons - Lightweight when it comes to drink, not good with long phone calls (after 15mins assume I'm not fully listening).
I can also suffer from "One more turn syndrome" on Civ-like games. |
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"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.
Cons: we expect you to be the same.
I can do 2 of those"
Trust-worthy and funny go a long way 😘 |
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"Pros - I build PC's and can be an asset on a pub team, I have so much random trivia in my head. I've also been told that I'm easy to talk to (Not sure myself, but I'll take it).
Cons - Lightweight when it comes to drink, not good with long phone calls (after 15mins assume I'm not fully listening).
I can also suffer from "One more turn syndrome" on Civ-like games."
Civ is brilliant though. One of the few games that have nearly cost me relationships.
I'm about to nuke Gandhi, how can they not understand? I don't ask them to drop what they're doing when their mother has been taken to hospital. |
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